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  • ChickenSandwich
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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

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15 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I think it was the now defunct Lone Star Cafe that had fantastic fried mushrooms.  They also had fried broccoli cheese bites. Damn those were good.  Shit that memory made me remember their jingle.

I want a chicken fried steak and a song by Willie, a cold Lone Star and a bowl of good chili, join me bubba for a choice filet, it’s a mighty fine place Lone Star Cafe

Man....a bunch of us should find a place to get together for some cold beer and delightful commestibles like fried mushrooms, cheese fries, etc.  All fried, cold beer, and telling bullshit stories.

You bring a tear to my eye mentioning Lone Star Cafe

18 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I think it was the now defunct Lone Star Cafe that had fantastic fried mushrooms.  They also had fried broccoli cheese bites. Damn those were good.  Shit that memory made me remember their jingle.

I want a chicken fried steak and a song by Willie, a cold Lone Star and a bowl of good chili, join me bubba for a choice filet, it’s a mighty fine place Lone Star Cafe

Damn I miss this spot. 
 

CFS was legit. Everything fried was good. Smelled like a steak and sat 45. 
 

 

Last one I remember being open was down at the San Marcos Outlet mall(s).  

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Last one I remember being open was down at the San Marcos Outlet mall(s).  

There was one out at Burnet and 183, and another at Brodie Oaks, are the two that I recall.  

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22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man....a bunch of us should find a place to get together for some cold beer and delightful commestibles like fried mushrooms, cheese fries, etc.  All fried, cold beer, and telling bullshit stories.

Cherry Creek Catfish has a pretty delectable menu of fried goodness.

On 4/12/2021 at 7:08 PM, Underdog said:

Has anyone try the crinkle fries at Arby's yet?  

7 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Wife and I thought they were meh. Not as crispy as they should be.

 

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someone above mentioned chili cheese tots or something at Sonic, and it triggered a craving for some Casino El Camino Verde Chili Fries.  couldn't do anything about it yesterday except gather supplies and wait...

so, in celebration of my first colonoscopy, at o'dark:30 this morning, I'm having my version for breakfast.

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slammed.  will probably go hard.

50 minutes ago, wd40 said:

someone above mentioned chili cheese tots or something at Sonic, and it triggered a craving for some Casino El Camino Verde Chili Fries.  couldn't do anything about it yesterday except gather supplies and wait...

so, in celebration of my first colonoscopy, at o'dark:30 this morning, I'm having my version for breakfast.

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slammed.  will probably go hard.

I haven't been to Casino in over 10 years. Seeing this picture makes me just taste them again.

22 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I think it was the now defunct Lone Star Cafe that had fantastic fried mushrooms.  They also had fried broccoli cheese bites. Damn those were good.  Shit that memory made me remember their jingle.

I want a chicken fried steak and a song by Willie, a cold Lone Star and a bowl of good chili, join me bubba for a choice filet, it’s a mighty fine place Lone Star Cafe

I believe that was your boy Steve Fromholz doing the honors, Judgey-Wudgey.

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7 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Nachos.......

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FIFY

Yall can't see the fucking cheese on there? Its about 2 cups worth.

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13 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

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Among other things already noted, that’s the laziest pico de gallo I’ve ever seen.

10 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Where's the fucking cheese?

There's one cheese here.... and another cheese there.... 

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Also, I’d say it’s time to upgrade to a phone with autocorrect. It’s clearly Noach.

I thought we were in the trust tree?  

Sweetheart those nachos are just fine, you did your best and I am sure they tasted great.

Sometimes you guys can just be...just...just mean.

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

I thought we were in the trust tree?  

Trust tree comes with tough love. 

3 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

Also, I’d say it’s time to upgrade to a phone with autocorrect. It’s clearly Noach.

*Naoch

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Among other things already noted, that’s the laziest pico de gallo I’ve ever seen.

That's no pico...

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Trust tree comes with tough love. 

Verdad.  Come here, take your licks, and learn.

Be best.

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Frito pie.
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9 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Frito pie.
Is that enough cheese to satisfy you ungrateful fucksticks?b3941fe9067f0bb7ea238d2f047fc176.jpg

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Have you ever heard of melting the cheese?  That is apparently a thing.

9 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Have you ever heard of melting the cheese?  That is apparently a thing.

I did after I took the pic. Wanted to make sure the cheese was fully pictured first

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Purple onions are a nice call. Needs more japs.

They were left overs from earlier in the week. Didn't want them to go to waste. I kinda liked them better than just white onions though. And there are more japs. I usually put them between the chili and the cheese so that I can mix them in better than just putting them on top. 

I'm sitting here thinking y"all bitches are chasing the rabbit.! 

 

Go ahead and FREESTYLE!!!!!!

1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Frito pie.
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Your slight use of jalapeños as a garnish is adorable.

Judgey-Wudgey: Hey, Steel, what's that?

Steel Shank: Beef rib and egg tacos. Cheese is on the bottom acting as a shelf.

 

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1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Cheese is on the bottom acting as a shelf.

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I’ve pivoted on my nachos from doing the pile of chips to getting the upright cylinder bag of toastadas... and my life has improved by at least 2.7x since. And don’t even need a plate.

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9 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Judgey-Wudgey: Hey, Steel, what's that?

Steel Shank: Beef rib and egg tacos. Cheese is on the bottom acting as a shelf.

 

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A shelf?  My friend, that’s a goddamned foundation.  A cheese joist.   Wisconsin trailer houses are built on less substantial things.

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9 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Judgey-Wudgey: Hey, Steel, what's that?

Steel Shank: Beef rib and egg tacos. Cheese is on the bottom acting as a shelf.

 

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Let's get our terminology straight.  I thought that the cheese on a taco was the "hinge" rather than the "shelf" -- amirite?

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Just so there’s no hard feelings, here’s a pic of my deer meat freezer, soon to be sausage.spacer.png

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2 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Let's get our terminology straight.  I thought that the cheese on a taco was the "hinge" rather than the "shelf" -- amirite?

Cheese on a hot dog bun or similar is a “hinge”.   Cheese on anything else is up for grabs, and will improve your regularity.  

15 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Cheese on a hot dog bun or similar is a “hinge”.   Cheese on anything else is up for grabs, and will improve your regularity.  

This.

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