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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

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On 6/13/2021 at 4:37 AM, threesheets said:

I think?

2 parts mayo

1 part spicy mustard 

1 part teriyaki sauce

That is it. Made it many times. Good shit.

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This is the correct teriyaki. Terrible as a marinade but kick ass in mustard blend.

^^^ ChickenSandwich forcing the game 7 right there. Goddamn.

7 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

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That’s a delicious way to fix constipation.

Does eating a sackful at 10pm from the Krystal across the street from the Escambia County Jail belong in this thread or no? 

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Only if it accompanies a good story. 

I was drunk the day mama got out of Escambia County Jail

And I went to pick her up in the rain

But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck

I had to pound a Krystal sackful until it felt like I got runned over by damned ole train

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On 6/18/2021 at 12:04 AM, ChickenSandwich said:

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Leftover beans and rice omelet with guac, julios and japs

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Left overs. Some cheese and onion enchiladas. Tipped with some ground beef and shredded up rotisserie chicken. Topped with left over queso and jalapenoes.07e7817e3d2e5b95b4e56b40d549db41.jpg

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I said gotdayum!

On 6/19/2021 at 7:40 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

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That sandwich was so good you Jizzed on it?

19 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Left overs. Some cheese and onion enchiladas. Tipped with some ground beef and shredded up rotisserie chicken. Topped with left over queso and jalapenoes.07e7817e3d2e5b95b4e56b40d549db41.jpg

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Did ya cut that up and scoop out bites with tortilla chips?  Because that woulda been a good move.  Whatever the case, first-rate concoction there.

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Did ya cut that up and scoop out bites with tortilla chips?  Because that woulda been a good move.  Whatever the case, first-rate concoction there.

Why yes, I did. However, the chips were a little to thin for the chicken. So some of it was scooped straight to the mouth via spoon. 

I got these nachos and I thought y'all might appreciate them. 

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Don't worry there were plenty of japs on the side.

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

That sandwich was so good you Jizzed on it?

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I got these nachos and I thought y'all might appreciate them. 

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Don't worry there were plenty of japs on the side.

What are "nachos?" This thread don't know no nachos.

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

What are "nachos?" This thread don't know no nachos.

Sorry. Just got this naoch*.

 

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Don't worry there were plenty of japs on the side.

Did you share with any of them?

18 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Big Texan steak house in Amarillo

 

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I was bad and ate there smack dab during Covid.  You have to do it once.  

I took 3 packs of tater salad back to the hotel. I'll be hitting those while I drive through the Rockies like a cyclist hits protein packets on the Tour de Francé.

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Big Texan steak house in Amarillo
 
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I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.
7 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Near the finish line i planted a flag 

 

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Looks like a finish for me, too-half a steak, 2 bites of beans, 0 potato salad, but the whiskey’s almost gone.  Waiter, a go box, please!  It’s hard getting old………

7 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Near the finish line i planted a flag 

Apparently the internet does not remember everything.

I just spent 15 minutes searching for the old Pancho's jingle "Raise the Flag" and it is no where to be found. 

Did someone say Big Texan? This was dinner after a lunch of 2.5 Allsups burritos. .5 was leftover from the kid. 78ce3368171d8d9056bd93edb81575dd.jpg

34 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is this on white or wheat?

sourdough. 

On 6/19/2021 at 9:40 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

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Username checks out? 

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Texas toast, jimmy dean sausage patty, fried egg, brisket, ghost pepper sauce, cheddar, bacon.

Good morning America, how are ya.

 

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You magnificent bastard

14 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Texas toast, jimmy dean sausage patty, fried egg, brisket, ghost pepper sauce, cheddar, bacon.

Good morning America, how are ya.

 

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Talk about a “blow your asshole out” sandwich. I think I need to take a shit just looking at this pic… that being said would totally smash. 

On 5/7/2021 at 2:28 PM, BabaYaga said:

Yep.

  • Season and smoke as you would a brisket for about 3-4 hours
  • Then ddd to foil pan.  I add a rough cut onion and diced hatch chilis and a cup or so of beef broth and cover with foil
  • Smoke for another 3 hours +/- until it gets to around 200+
  • Pour out the broth/onin/pepper juices into another bowl to save
  • Chuck shreds like pulled pork, then put back over how ever much of the broth and peppers you want.

Served with those Hawaiin roles, diced pickles and onions, makes the best sandwiches.  I like it better than chopped brisket for sandwiches and it cooks in half the time for a fraction of the cost.  Every time I make it the kids and guests devour.  

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Tried this yesterday, gotta say one of the easiest and best things I've ever cooked.  Just go back from a 12-day, 4200+ mile road trip vacation so was dragging ass, didn't want to spend all day cooking.  Didn't even have to light the fire until 10:30 and was done by 5.  Damn genius idea...

 

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Breakfast and dinner

chorizo, potato, rooster verde and cheese under egg

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chirizo + grilled chicken (w/fajita seasoning) and what was in fridge 

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21 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Tried this yesterday, gotta say one of the easiest and best things I've ever cooked.  Just go back from a 12-day, 4200+ mile road trip vacation so was dragging ass, didn't want to spend all day cooking.  Didn't even have to light the fire until 10:30 and was done by 5.  Damn genius idea...

 

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MY MAN!  Glad it worked well.  So I got a little froggy this weekend and had some leftover.

So......

  • Diced chuck mixed with cream cheese and pepper jack
  • Stuffed inside a whole jalapeno
  • Wrapped in breakfast sausage (think Scottish egg)
  • Wrapped that in bacon
  • Smoked and served and slathered at the last 10 min mark with BBQ sauce.  Slammed.  HARD

*sorry, no pics, last second idea for neighbors pool party.  

 

On 6/4/2020 at 7:29 PM, Fudbelty said:

The jarred pee in the top left is an interesting touch

That's a jug-O-pee, not a jarred pee.

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