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24 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Your wife said my concoction was even better.

She wasn't impressed with your noodle.

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23 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

She wasn't impressed with your noodle.

Odd. She usually loves a good Ram’em

On 8/10/2018 at 9:25 AM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Start the day off right with some ground venison and brown gravy shit on a shingle, on grandmas old plastic plate.  

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Not sure if that’s the before or the after photo.

I'm impressed with not letting any of that savory gravy getting onto the plate. A true culinary technician.

He prob wiped the plate down before it went to the pass. Standard procedure

With Michelin quality fare like this, I’m sure the expo runner wiped it down before it left his station.

Your mom always wipes me down before I leave her station. 

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Work and life this morning was particularly savage.  So I figured turnabout is fair play, fuck it.  I picked up a medium Savage.

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Is it a coincidence that the Savage can be obtained at Conan's, and Conan told us what is best in life, and his answer was savage?

No.  No it is not a coincidence.

Not certain the golden triangle thread made it over, so I’m posting here. The last of my Nicks boudain. Sad day but glorious. I’ve also potentially got a lead on one of the cooks that is still making the same recipe but out of his house.

And before I get shit for the plate, My final Nicks deserves the respect of a ceramic

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3 hours ago, JSB said:

Not certain the golden triangle thread made it over, so I’m posting here. The last of my Nicks boudain. Sad day but glorious. I’ve also potentially got a lead on one of the cooks that is still making the same recipe but out of his house.

And before I get shit for the plate, My final Nicks deserves the respect of a ceramic

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I think I have one package of nicks left in my freezer. May be time to give in soon.

And had to go out and scope out our lease this afternoon. Did I grab a a big ole ice tea and a snack of gas station fried chicken?

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Yes I did.

On 8/15/2018 at 2:46 AM, Brisketexan said:

Only 4?  Is that your wife's order?

Limit at Minute Maid is four per person per trip.  Now a thinking man would bring a small kid that only eats 1/2 a hot dog at most and get 4 for them as well.

 

40 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Limit at Minute Maid is four per person per trip.  Now a thinking man would bring a small kid that only eats 1/2 a hot dog at most and get 4 for them as well.

 

i didn't have a small child to borrow.  i'd have eaten the leftover one my cousin had (he kept saying he was going to eat at least six but only ate two and a half) but he smeared ketchup on it.  lines were a beating too.

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Bacon cooked to perfection. +

A little too much tomato. -

Paper plate. +

No beer, handgun or weaponry? -

A solid "A-" to "A" effort

I'll be in my bunk...

We should've archived the "Look at this fucking sandwich" thread. 

11 hours ago, Orange&White said:

A little too much tomato. -

You shut your whore mouth!

That's a lot of tomato there, flip-flop. Definitely wasn't daf. Otherwise looks good.

I made a blt the other day and swapped out mayo on one side for a little whataburger creamy pepper sauce they put on their patty melts. Highly recommended.

On 8/21/2018 at 7:29 AM, Orange&White said:

Bacon cooked to perfection. +

A little too much tomato. -

Paper plate. +

No beer, handgun or weaponry? -

A solid "A-" to "A" effort

negative. you can't score below a A+ with bacon on a paper plate

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On 8/20/2018 at 8:52 PM, elfenix said:

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2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Did Duck of Death make it over or did he die from Trichinosis?

He went messican on us - Pato del Muerte.

Am I doing this right?

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late breakfast of eggs with bacon, cheese, onions, bell pepper, japs.  cholula, mgd, .357 mag.

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Didn't get pics, but yesterday, we hit Terry's seafood on Airport (they've redone the inside -- nice seating area now).  Iced tea.  Fries and hushpuppies.  To go with the 8 piece leg and thigh order that we shared.  Oh, and some fried corn nuggets, cuz you gotta get your veggies.

A real pro goes for the paper plate so scoring the foil isn't an option and cleanup is nonexistent. 

1 hour ago, solamente73 said:

Am I doing this right?

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late breakfast of eggs with bacon, cheese, onions, bell pepper, japs.  cholula, mgd, .357 mag.

Chinet? You fancy. 

3 hours ago, solamente73 said:

Am I doing this right?

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late breakfast of eggs with bacon, cheese, onions, bell pepper, japs.  cholula, mgd, .357 mag.

MGD! That's the only beer the kitchen staff would drink at a restaurant I worked at in Chicago. The messican man in the kitchen loved MGD and the white hipsters stuck with the High Life. 

2 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Chinet? You fancy. 

Don't give him shit. He's armed.

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

MGD! That's the only beer the kitchen staff would drink at a restaurant I worked at in Chicago. The messican man in the kitchen loved MGD and the white hipsters stuck with the High Life. 

That's because it stands for Messicans Getting Drunk

 

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5 hours ago, Dewey said:

Light experiment last night, it's time to move it into mass production.e1d135ade718ab6f12a09861ce66cf6f.jpg626162e633c3b3dc1c8733b63de7d030.jpg

Reminds me of when I was playing poker at 3am a few weeks ago, only one awake and drunk as shit.  Poured a bottle of herdez guacamole salsa in a small pan and threw some wings in it and simmered them for a while.  They must have been pretty good cause I ate them all, didn't think to take pics though.

Brother In-law invited me to dinner at a little Cajun place near Paradise. Boudan balls were legit. Everything else was meh.5034ef26a167cf3e67e39b9bc663e92d.jpg

Kinda wondering what the average BMI is round these parts.

You some kinda Richard Simmons?

Kinda wondering what the average BMI is round these parts.

Had to run out to the hunting lease to set up some shredding. Stopped at JD’s, picked up a snack of chicharron con carne.

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Had to run out to the hunting lease to set up some shredding. Stopped at JD’s, picked up a snack of chicharron con carne.

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