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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I don’t get it. 

Well, cross yourself off then.

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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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Been busy at work. So I missed a few. But here are a couple from last week.

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On 8/21/2021 at 1:56 PM, Steel Shank said:

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I always season my rocks with Chupacabra, too.

Camping trip with the family this past weekend. Had some leftover ground chuck already thawed out, lettuce, tomato, and onion presliced and some cooked bacon. Threw a few patties on the grill after work and fried up an egg. Add some 3 pepper colby jack cheese and some jalapeños and it stacked up real nice.

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shit you cooked thread is over there

Your mom is the only person I know that could fit that in their mouth. 

So you haven’t met SouthAustin’s mom?
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Dollar dogs

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Always been a mustard down one side ketchup down the other guy. Maybe some diced onions if I'm feeling cocky. 

no diced onion available and i will defer to dirty harry on ketchup.

 

 

23 minutes ago, elfenix said:

no diced onion available and i will defer to dirty harry on ketchup.

 

 

Well that guy does. 

If it's a brat I go mustard only. Or a corn dog. 

24 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And the relish? 

sweet relish sucks.  i'll put dill relish on dogs at home. 

I once was a hardcore sweet relish hater but now I love it. It's hard to explain. The Scorpions said it best.

 

 

38 minutes ago, smuggs said:

I once was a hardcore sweet relish hater but now I love it. It's hard to explain. The Scorpions said it best.

 

 

Well done.

Yes.  Anytime you can explain something related to this thread with a Scorps video YOU DO IT

24 minutes ago, huge said:

Yes.  Anytime you can explain something related to this thread with a Scorps video YOU DO IT

fuckin' a

4 hours ago, huge said:

Yes.  Anytime you can explain something related to this thread with a Scorps video YOU DO IT

Awaiting the awesomeness explained by Blackout.

10 hours ago, smuggs said:

I once was a hardcore sweet relish hater but now I love it. It's hard to explain. The Scorpions said it best.

 

 

I hated mayonnaise growing up. 

10 hours ago, smuggs said:

I once was a hardcore sweet relish hater but now I love it. It's hard to explain. The Scorpions said it best.

 

 

I hate sweet relish. And The Scorpions.

18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I hate sweet relish. And The Scorpions.

 

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Totino’s taco. Forgot how good it felt to burn the ever living fuck out of my mouth with one.
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52 minutes ago, burns_312 said:

Totino’s taco. Forgot how good it felt to burn the ever living fuck out of my mouth with one.

Helps to deaden the tastebuds.

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Chorizo naoch

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6 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Chorizo naoch

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Where do you get japs like that?

8 hours ago, burns_312 said:

Totino’s taco. Forgot how good it felt to burn the ever living fuck out of my mouth with one.
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best deal in the grocery store. 

18 hours ago, South Austin said:

Helps to deaden the tastebuds.

You shut your whore mouth. Totinos is delicious. 

On 8/25/2021 at 6:56 PM, South Austin said:

I hate sweet relish. And The Scorpions.

That's too bad. Your mom on the other hand...

relishes The Scorpions.

 

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Following up yesterday’s Totino’s taco with a Lunchable today. Happy Friday!
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Tried the queso with pizza.... think it need chili and japs. Kinda bland.378f127c6b35be9ce04439352140bd3b.jpg

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Tried the queso with pizza.... think it need chili and japs. Kinda bland.378f127c6b35be9ce04439352140bd3b.jpg

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Cut the pizza into nacho-size pieces. Put them in a frying pan over Med-high to crisp the crust. Top with queso and japs. Walla, pizza nachos.
On 8/28/2021 at 10:23 AM, Brisketexan said:


Cut the pizza into nacho-size pieces. Put them in a frying pan over Med-high to crisp the crust. Top with queso and japs. Walla, pizza nachos.

Holy shit that is geniusness

On 8/28/2021 at 10:23 AM, Brisketexan said:


Cut the pizza into nacho-size pieces. Put them in a frying pan over Med-high to crisp the crust. Top with queso and japs. Walla, pizza nachos.

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On 8/28/2021 at 9:10 AM, Jameslaw121 said:

Tried the queso with pizza.... think it need chili and japs. Kinda bland.378f127c6b35be9ce04439352140bd3b.jpg

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Pizza shoulda come with japs. I still say this looks like a nice spread. 

On 8/25/2021 at 8:01 AM, smuggs said:

I once was a hardcore sweet relish hater but now I love it. It's hard to explain. The Scorpions said it best.

 

 

 

On 8/25/2021 at 10:42 AM, huge said:

Yes.  Anytime you can explain something related to this thread with a Scorps video YOU DO IT

Not food related, but both Scorpions and "outlandish conspiracy theory" related, which I believe there is a strong overlap of appreciation among posters on this thread.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/wind-of-change-podcast-990393/

New Podcast Explores Whether the Scorpions Hit ‘Wind of Change’ Was Written by the CIA

Eight-episode documentary series from journalist Patrick Radden Keefe to premiere on Spotify

Francis Buchholz, Herman Rarebell, Klaus Meine, Matthias Jabs, RuA new Spotify podcast will explore whether the CIA helped write Scorpions' "Wind of Change" as a piece of Cold War propaganda.

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A new podcast, Wind of Change, will explore the tantalizing possibility that Scorpions’ 1990 power ballad of the same name was actually written by the CIA as a piece of late Cold War propaganda.

The show is hosted by New Yorker journalist Patrick Radden Keefe and all eight episodes premiere May 11th on Spotify. It is a joint project co-produced by Crooked Media and Pineapple Street Studios.

As Keefe recounts in a new trailer for the podcast, the story goes that Scorpions wrote “Wind of Change” after participating in a landmark concert in Moscow in 1989 with other hair metal heavyweights like Bon Jovi and Mötley Crüe.

“Wind of Change” was a huge hit in the United States and across Europe, and its arrival lined up perfectly with the fall of the Berlin Wall and the eventual collapse of the Soviet Union. But, Keefe says, for the past 10 years he’s been dogged by a rumor a friend shared with him: That “Wind of Change” was actually written by the CIA to encourage change throughout the Soviet Union.

In a statement via Deadline, Keefe said of the podcast: “It’s a story that stretches across musical genres, and across borders and periods of history, so it was important to me that you hear the music, and the accents and the voices, and judge for yourself who might be lying and who is telling the truth. I’ve had so much fun pursuing this crazy story over the course of a year, exploring the dark byways of Cold War history and doing nearly a hundred interviews in four countries with rockers and spies. I can’t wait to share it with the world.”

wind of change podcast
 

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1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

 

Not food related, but both Scorpions and "outlandish conspiracy theory" related, which I believe there is a strong overlap of appreciation among posters on this thread.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/wind-of-change-podcast-990393/

New Podcast Explores Whether the Scorpions Hit ‘Wind of Change’ Was Written by the CIA

Eight-episode documentary series from journalist Patrick Radden Keefe to premiere on Spotify

Francis Buchholz, Herman Rarebell, Klaus Meine, Matthias Jabs, RuA new Spotify podcast will explore whether the CIA helped write Scorpions' "Wind of Change" as a piece of Cold War propaganda.

Richard E. Aaron/Redferns/Getty Images

A new podcast, Wind of Change, will explore the tantalizing possibility that Scorpions’ 1990 power ballad of the same name was actually written by the CIA as a piece of late Cold War propaganda.

The show is hosted by New Yorker journalist Patrick Radden Keefe and all eight episodes premiere May 11th on Spotify. It is a joint project co-produced by Crooked Media and Pineapple Street Studios.

As Keefe recounts in a new trailer for the podcast, the story goes that Scorpions wrote “Wind of Change” after participating in a landmark concert in Moscow in 1989 with other hair metal heavyweights like Bon Jovi and Mötley Crüe.

“Wind of Change” was a huge hit in the United States and across Europe, and its arrival lined up perfectly with the fall of the Berlin Wall and the eventual collapse of the Soviet Union. But, Keefe says, for the past 10 years he’s been dogged by a rumor a friend shared with him: That “Wind of Change” was actually written by the CIA to encourage change throughout the Soviet Union.

In a statement via Deadline, Keefe said of the podcast: “It’s a story that stretches across musical genres, and across borders and periods of history, so it was important to me that you hear the music, and the accents and the voices, and judge for yourself who might be lying and who is telling the truth. I’ve had so much fun pursuing this crazy story over the course of a year, exploring the dark byways of Cold War history and doing nearly a hundred interviews in four countries with rockers and spies. I can’t wait to share it with the world.”

wind of change podcast
 

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Well, cut to the chase?  Was it, or was it not?

And what was Hasselhoff's role in all of that, other than to be freaking AWESOME?

On 8/28/2021 at 9:10 AM, Jameslaw121 said:

Tried the queso with pizza.... think it need chili and japs. Kinda bland.378f127c6b35be9ce04439352140bd3b.jpg

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Easy to spot Gattis on a reheat 

Well, cut to the chase?  Was it, or was it not?
And what was Hasselhoff's role in all of that, other than to be freaking AWESOME?

Aren’t you some kind of law dog? You can’t prove a negative.

And that podcast is 5 stars.

GOT DAMMMM!

Just when you think this thread may have slowed down, someone drops a Scorpion's/CIA/Cold War Conspiracy Theory on you ALONG WITH a pizza nacho recipe.

Holy fuck if this isn't the greatest thread on Al Gore's entire internet.

Pulled pork scramble with Xmas chile. Fuckin a gif. 
 

 

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On 8/7/2021 at 11:22 AM, 4th&Five said:

Pizza is above average. Better than dominos and Pizza Hut and shit like that. They also sell a ton of it so it’s always fresh. 

How is it possible to out pizza the hut?

52 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

How is it possible to out pizza the hut?

Shit in one hand, hold a piece of Hut pizza in the other.

Homemade bean dip for lunch.

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What did it look like before you ate it?
Saltines. Pepperoni.  Bread and Butter pickles. Ranch
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