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  • ChickenSandwich
    ChickenSandwich

    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

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#6009
5 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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Light MW? The judges are going to have to deduct points.

#6010
5 hours ago, RPM said:

Light MW? The judges are going to have to deduct points.

I knew the Light MW would leave many confused, lonely and afraid, but it is what it is.

#6011
I knew the Light MW would leave many confused, lonely and afraid, but it is what it is.

It just makes me angry, but like I learned from Red Dawn, the hate keeps me warm.
#6012
35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


It just makes me angry, but like I learned from Red Dawn, the hate keeps me warm.

Ali has his detractors as well.

#6013
5 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Ali has his detractors as well.

Ali got beat sometimes. Take this loss like a man. 
 

#6017
On 9/4/2021 at 8:12 AM, Brisketexan said:

It just makes me angry, but like I learned from Red Dawn, the hate keeps me warm.

Yeah, but Robert died toward the end, and it was a pretty stupid way to go. I mean, he’s just standing there shooting at a Soviet helicopter not even trying to take cover. What the fuck, man?

#6023

I was fucking hungry. Really wanted some bbq (see bbq thread for my thoughts on late night bbq). Best I could come up with was this:

HEB jalapeño sausage

2 eggs

HEB Mexican cheese 

tortilla

I threw some butter in a pan then latex the tortilla in it to warm it up (I don’t have a comal). Got it good and hot and obviously all buttered up.  Put it on a plate and warmed up the sausage in the pan then dropped in the eggs for a scrambled eggs with jalapeño sausage mix.  When it was just about done, threw in some of the cheese so it would melt. Then put it in the tortilla and added more cheese on top. 
 

Perfection. 
 

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makes

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big fan of 5 minute meals

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52 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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makes

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big fan of 5 minute meals

That queso fucks. 

#6028
  • Salt/Pepper
  • Two old carrots
  • Pad of butter
  • Leftover paper plate & plastic fork from bacon/eggs this AM
  • Skirt stek!

Slammed hard

 

 

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#6032
5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

How far did you get before you had to pull off the road and take a shit?

He just strapped on one of these and kept going.

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#6033
9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

How far did you get before you had to pull off the road and take a shit?

Fucking rookies.  I made it home just fine.

But once I was home, my wife suggested a coupla times that I might have to take myself, and the odors I was producing, to the back patio for the night.  There was a large order of fried okra under those gizzards.  Okra works magic on me.

#6035
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Fucking rookies.  I made it home just fine.

But once I was home, my wife suggested a coupla times that I might have to take myself, and the odors I was producing, to the back patio for the night.  There was a large order of fried okra under those gizzards.  Okra works magic on me.

AGNB

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#6037

Took my dad over to the ranch Saturday, mostly just to look around a bit and get him out of the house.  Forgot to stop at the store and get any fresh fixings for lunch but then just figured we'd head to town and eat if we got hungry.  Ended up finding a portion of fence that needed a bunch of work.  Spent a while on that and started to get a little hungry and I dug around in the food tote I always throw in the truck when headed up there.  Found part of an old loaf of bread that wasn't too much out of date and some vienna's.  A couple of vienny foldovers and a cold shiner blond hit the spot.

 

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#6038
2 hours ago, South Austin said:

How far did you get before you had to pull off the road and take a shit an insulin shot?

FIFY

#6039
2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Is rank and unreasonably over abundant flatulence grounds for divorce in Texas?

Texas is a no-fault state, except when it comes to excessive flatulence.

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#6041

Poached eggs on Kroger frozen hash browns. Dash of Frank’s and some fresh habanero. Nice little Monday night. 

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#6042
5 hours ago, davidg said:

Took my dad over to the ranch Saturday, mostly just to look around a bit and get him out of the house.  Forgot to stop at the store and get any fresh fixings for lunch but then just figured we'd head to town and eat if we got hungry.  Ended up finding a portion of fence that needed a bunch of work.  Spent a while on that and started to get a little hungry and I dug around in the food tote I always throw in the truck when headed up there.  Found part of an old loaf of bread that wasn't too much out of date and some vienna's.  A couple of vienny foldovers and a cold shiner blond hit the spot.

 

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Oh, hell yes.

#6043
7 hours ago, davidg said:

Took my dad over to the ranch Saturday, mostly just to look around a bit and get him out of the house.  Forgot to stop at the store and get any fresh fixings for lunch but then just figured we'd head to town and eat if we got hungry.  Ended up finding a portion of fence that needed a bunch of work.  Spent a while on that and started to get a little hungry and I dug around in the food tote I always throw in the truck when headed up there.  Found part of an old loaf of bread that wasn't too much out of date and some vienna's.  A couple of vienny foldovers and a cold shiner blond hit the spot.

 

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#6045

That looks perfect. 

This was my afternoon meal. Leftover lamb kebab with peppers and onions out of a bag (cold). 10/10.

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#6048
12 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Cheese hinge and chili concealed under the dog

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Yeah, he even stacked the buns so they wouldn't fall over and ooze onto the plate. There is not enough disregard for drop and slop to fit this thread.

 

I would eat all of that and lick the plate til I got a paper cut though.

#6049
18 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

Cheese hinge and chili concealed under the dog

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That's a hard fucking broil on those dogs. I'm a fan.

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