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I whipped up a batch of THujone nanna pudding to go with dinner. spacer.pngFurk OU.  

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On 10/5/2021 at 11:07 AM, elfenix said:

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This looks too classy.  I’m trying that this weeke d

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7 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

This looks too classy.  I’m trying that this weeke d

Yeah I was curious if it was Stouffers or homemade.  Not that it matters I'd destroy it either way.

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On 10/8/2021 at 11:21 AM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Yeah I was curious if it was Stouffers or homemade.  Not that it matters I'd destroy it either way.

homemade.  stouffers uses triangle pep. 

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Hungover BEFORE the game started.  Already knew I was in for trouble.  Had a kids soccer party that evening so puking on the dog and passing out were not an option.  Time to power through.  
 

chopped bacon

a leftover McDonald’s hash brown

a bag of Doritos 

eggs

Shredded cheese

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“Longhorn Migas”. Slammed fucking hard

 

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Monday night football meal, the gf is at her friends place talking shit no doubt but found some brats in the freezer over the weekend. Not sure what this plate is or where the fuck it came from 

Brats and cheesy tots

 

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Monday night football meal, the gf is at her friends place talking shit no doubt but found some brats in the freezer over the weekend. Not sure what this plate is or where the fuck it came from 
Brats and cheesy tots
 
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Nice freezer discovery and then the wherewithal to execute. Well done.
12 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Monday night football meal, the gf is at her friends place talking shit no doubt but found some brats in the freezer over the weekend. Not sure what this plate is or where the fuck it came from 

Brats and cheesy tots

 

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Strong.  Only thing better would have been showing how you grilled the dogs.

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19 hours ago, Steel Shank said:


Nice freezer discovery and then the wherewithal to execute. Well done.

It is.

The other morning, I was taking one of the kids to school, which I almost never do. Reached into the freezer to grab a frozen waffle. Grabbed the last two, pulled the box out to throw away and found 4 nice rib eyes I had vacuumed sealed while drunk and forgotten about. I was happy

 

7 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Nothing special 

 

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As long as it's special to you - king.

It is.
The other morning, I was taking one of the kids to school, which I almost never do. Reached into the freezer to grab a frozen waffle. Grabbed the last two, pulled the box out to throw away and found 4 nice rib eyes I had vacuumed sealed while drunk and forgotten about. I was happy
 

Well, there you go.
14 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

It is.

The other morning, I was taking one of the kids to school, which I almost never do. Reached into the freezer to grab a frozen waffle. Grabbed the last two, pulled the box out to throw away and found 4 nice rib eyes I had vacuumed sealed while drunk and forgotten about. I was happy

 

Something similar with some venison sausage I had processed at this old german/czech place near Fredericksburg.  My last batch was hiding at the bottom.  

18 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Nothing special 

 

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Not a damn thing wrong, either.  Well done, good sir.

On 10/11/2021 at 3:09 PM, elfenix said:

homemade.  stouffers uses triangle pep. 

Circular slices cut into quarters. You can arrange them so there’s a rounded edge of pepperoni at the rounded end of the bread and right angled edges of pepperoni at the square angled end of the bread. And they give you enough pepperoni that you get some in every bite. They do it right. 

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Well, since I couldn’t enjoy the game, I at least enjoyed lunch:

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23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, since I couldn’t enjoy the game, I at least enjoyed lunch:

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You came out ahead on that deal.

Also, the wife is meeting girlfriends for Sunday brunch.

Does this mean that brisket is gonna pick up some Popeyes to eat for lunch in front of the tv while football is on? Yes. Yes it does.

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Sunday brunch. Hinge out of sight.

Speaking as an old, sometimes you have to eat some leafy shit.

21 hours ago, Da Fino said:

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Sunday brunch. Hinge out of sight.

Tots elevate everything; good call, sir.

11 hours ago, RPM said:

Speaking as an old, sometimes you have to eat some leaves in order to shit.

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Was gonna be biscuits with sausage gravy til I started cooking and realized the wife bought eye-talian styled sausage, jeezus.  Luckily had some hamburger meat, so SOS it is

 

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2 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Was gonna be biscuits with sausage gravy til I started cooking and realized the wife bought eye-talian styled sausage, jeezus.  Luckily had some hamburger meat, so SOS it is

 

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this belongs in the other thread. just glorious

8 hours ago, strangulation! said:

this belongs in the other thread. just glorious

Which thread?  “Wonderful Shit My Grandfather Used To Make And Serve To Me With Black Coffee When I Was A Teenager”?  I didn’t see it anywhere. 

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Which thread?  “Wonderful Shit My Grandfather Used To Make And Serve To Me With Black Coffee When I Was A Teenager”?  I didn’t see it anywhere. 

that's not a bad idea actually. 

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Saw this on Facebook my lord why didn’t we think of this

 

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19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Saw this on Facebook my lord why didn’t we think of this

 

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Fuck.  Yeah. 

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2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Saw this on Facebook my lord why didn’t we think of this

 

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My god, it’s beautiful.  Just beautiful, man. 

19 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Was gonna be biscuits with sausage gravy til I started cooking and realized the wife bought eye-talian styled sausage, jeezus.  Luckily had some hamburger meat, so SOS it is

 

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Usually SOS and chipped beef go on toast but if I have biscuits readily available, that shit’s going on that instead.  

those chili cheese corn dogs give me wood

 

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

those chili cheese corn dogs give me wood

 

Go on…

I see those and all I think about is "how can I dip that in more batter and fry it again"

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19 hours ago, Blotto said:

those chili cheese corn dogs give me wood

 

I showed my wife that pic and she said hmmm...  that’s all that happened though.  

I mean..... I guess an exorcism wouldn't HURT me....I'm game for the whole deal.

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4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean..... I guess an exorcism wouldn't HURT me....I'm game for the whole deal.

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It says all you can eat, what can go wrong?   On another note, friend, so Tom who was a pastor to your flock, and Sally who was his rock, are having to move into assisted living.  Man, that thought is really grinding me down.   They were always a stalwart in the storm. 

2 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

It says all you can eat, what can go wrong?   On another note, friend, so Tom who was a pastor to your flock, and Sally who was his rock, are having to move into assisted living.  Man, that thought is really grinding me down.   They were always a stalwart in the storm. 

Sigh.  That family has had a rough go of it as of late.  Sorry to hear it.

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

Sigh.  That family has had a rough go of it as of late.  Sorry to hear it.

It is what it is, thankfully my sis and her husband are solid.  My nephew,  I don’t even know how to say hey, you’re your own person and... 

Couple of entries...first is a cheesesteak, but I should have sliced the meat thinner. I used flank steak and provolone (veggies are at the bottom)

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Next is an Argentinian onion pizza called "fugazza"...no tomato sauce, plenty of cheese and sweet onions. Made the dough from scratch and turned out crispy.

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