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Imitation crab and Doritos, Happy Friday!
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  • ChickenSandwich
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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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What if, bear with me now, what if we fed Doritos to crabs?

49 minutes ago, Underdog said:

What if, bear with me now, what if we fed Doritos to crabs?

That's a really good question, and I'm glad you asked.

"Krab" is also a wonderful addition to most any soupy ramen.

It’s also delicious with cool ranch Doritos.


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I get it. White Claw. But it's mass produced, American, 5% booze and I'm trying to watch my figure so I can chase premium tail.

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So - you know - cut a guy some slack.

Good Lord, man. Have some self-respect.

On 12/10/2021 at 5:26 PM, Underdog said:

What if, bear with me now, what if we fed Doritos to crabs?

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8 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

H‑E‑B reaper puffs so good 

truth

On 12/7/2021 at 12:18 AM, bolverk said:

Japs would be a plus, but MAYO on the burger is the ONLY bad decision I can see.

 

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48 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

This the chili dog thread?

pretty sure that’s on shaggy

54 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

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Enjoy your devil's sperm.

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11 hours ago, bolverk said:

Enjoy your devil's sperm.

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Cleansing the thread with a Throwback Thursday special.

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This the chili dog thread?
 
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H‑E‑B reaper puffs so good 

Don’t think we don’t see what you’re doing with those cheese slices, my friend.
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Applied some leftover gumbo chicken to my ham sandwich.

 

 

 

 

 

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unless that gravy boat is filled with queso i think you're in the wrong thread, friend. 

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that is some legit looking red sauce

His own personal what?  Don’t leave us hanging, bro! 

37 minutes ago, Underdog said:

His own personal what?  

Jesus?

Nah, I think Jesus made the barbacoa. The other guy was chucking in Dewey's dumpa

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

His own personal what?  Don’t leave us hanging, bro! 

We have a couple dumpsters on site, he was using one of them to empty his house, I guess. Second time I caught him, first time I had some words with him. On the job site, it's know, 1. Don't use our dumpster for your own personal shit 2. If you piss me off, bring me some barbacoa

4 hours ago, smuggs said:

Applied some leftover gumbo chicken to my ham sandwich.

 

 

 

 

 

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That's a good looking sandwich.

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

For a a giant German pork knuckle with a kolsch count?

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Nope.

16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

For a a giant German pork knuckle with a kolsch count?

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On 12/16/2021 at 3:50 PM, Brisketexan said:

For a a giant German pork knuckle with a kolsch count?

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You know exactly what you were doing with this post. 
 

im stunned. I’m pissed. I’m jealous. 

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I had some left over chile relleno sausage from Tejas BBQ so I decided to make a breakfast taco for dinner. Of course the tortilla was toasted in butter. Threw a bunch of Mexican mix shredded cheese on top.  Honestly, if I had some Fritos I would have added them to the taco, but alas, I didn’t. It was fucking delicious. 
 

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Had a lone turkey burger in the back of the freezer, so scrounged the fridge, instant patty melt, with an egg on top since why not 
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I want to +rep this post, but you said turkey burger.
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Had some leftover gravy from cfs recruiting celebration. Browned some HEB breakfast sausage. Biscuits and gravy with some crystal. This helped my hangover. Apologies for the fancy plate  

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3 hours ago, luke duke said:


I want to +rep this post, but you said turkey burger.

We can only take what we are given.  I did brown it in bacon grease, so there's that.

17 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Had some leftover gravy from cfs recruiting celebration. Browned some HEB breakfast sausage. Biscuits and gravy with some crystal. This helped my hangover. Apologies for the fancy plate  

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This appears to be the proper amount of crystal on your biscuits and gravy. 

16 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I had some left over chile relleno sausage from Tejas BBQ so I decided to make a breakfast taco for dinner. Of course the tortilla was toasted in butter. Threw a bunch of Mexican mix shredded cheese on top.  Honestly, if I had some Fritos I would have added them to the taco, but alas, I didn’t. It was fucking delicious. 
 

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3 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Had some leftover gravy from cfs recruiting celebration. Browned some HEB breakfast sausage. Biscuits and gravy with some crystal. This helped my hangover. Apologies for the fancy plate  

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Great minds 

 

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I had some left over chile relleno sausage from Tejas BBQ so I decided to make a breakfast taco for dinner. Of course the tortilla was toasted in butter. Threw a bunch of Mexican mix shredded cheese on top.  Honestly, if I had some Fritos I would have added them to the taco, but alas, I didn’t. It was fucking delicious. 
 
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My breakfast burrito this morning with carne asada, rice, beans, pick de gallo and cheese is superior to the breakfast taco. The end.
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22 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Negged for eating a burrito with a fork and knife. Who does that?

 

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24 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Negged for eating a burrito with a fork and knife. Who does that?

He’s from California. Civilized and shit. 

Didn't have to do nothing but pick 'em up at TSC.  Goes well with football and drink to sip on.

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