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He’s from California. Civilized and shit. 

I’ve eaten plenty of burritos in San Diego and never saw one utensil. I think he may be the Queen of England.
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2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

He’s from California. Civilized and shit. 

Buncha fucking heathens on this site.  Thank god I don’t have to associate with any of you people in real life.

 

6 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Negged for eating a burrito with a fork and knife. Who does that?

The fork and knife I can forgive. The wartime ration of sauce, however, I cannot.

 

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Like, seriously, what the hell, Bruin?

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maybe it's some California Ghost Reaper sauce and that's all a human can take.

7 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Negged for eating a burrito with a fork and knife. Who does that?

This.

4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Buncha fucking heathens on this site.  Thank god I don’t have to associate with any of you people in real life.

Hey now!

5 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Buncha fucking heathens on this site.  Thank god I don’t have to associate with any of you people in real life.

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/obligatory 

10 hours ago, Sbbruin said:


My breakfast burrito this morning with carne asada, rice, beans, pick de gallo and cheese is superior to the breakfast taco. The end.
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is the sauce decorative? I don’t understand. 

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hmm, crunchy peanut butter makes a mighty fine sandwich
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7 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

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you’re a dirty sonofabitch. 

11 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Negged for eating a burrito with a fork and knife. Who does that?

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The Danes like to Shank their burger up with some Doritos…they need to learn about jalapeños.

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13 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

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Elvis would’ve approved this. 

5 hours ago, hookemATL said:

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avocado toast on a fancy plate belongs in the other thread

17 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

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17 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

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The legendary PBB&J. Scholars maintain that it was invented late one evening by hangry elves, busting ass through the night to build toys for all the shithead children of the world.

On 12/19/2021 at 12:11 PM, Sbbruin said:


My breakfast burrito this morning with carne asada, rice, beans, pick de gallo and cheese is superior to the breakfast taco. The end.

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What's the point of the drizzle of salsa (or whatever that california sauce is called)? Drench that bitch. 

1 minute ago, LW Goatman said:

What's the point of the drizzle of salsa (or whatever that california sauce is called)? Drench that bitch. 

It's a habanero salsa.  Hot as shit.

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It's a habanero salsa.  Hot as shit.

Needs more hot as shit habanero salsa. 

29 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It's a habanero salsa.  Hot as shit.

If your anus dies, it dies. 

21 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

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I'd eat the hell out of that.

looped into the kitchen for a wine refill and noticed no one had done the dishes after the steak dinner I cooked.  figured the least I could do to help out was clean the plate I brought the meat in from the grill on.

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back to work.

Bread dredged in the leftover sauce is a great fucking bite! 

11 hours ago, wd40 said:

looped into the kitchen for a wine refill and noticed no one had done the dishes after the steak dinner I cooked.  figured the least I could do to help out was clean the plate I brought the meat in from the grill on.

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back to work.


You might want to cover yourself in mud pronto.

 

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19 hours ago, Underdog said:

Elvis would’ve approved this. 

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12 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

What's the point of the drizzle of salsa (or whatever that california sauce is called)? Drench that bitch. 

 

12 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

It's a habanero salsa.  Hot as shit.

 

12 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Needs more hot as shit habanero salsa. 

 

12 hours ago, hookemATL said:

If your anus dies, it dies. 

When I had CoVID, the only thing I could taste was Trader Joe's habanero hot sauce.  Not a dab, not a drizzle, but a slather because even then my taste was muted. Went through two bottles, and I put it on everything just to have some sense of taste.

My anus didn't die, but it wanted to.

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Ham/egg/jap/chz biscuit 

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3 hours ago, Dutch said:

 

 

 

When I had CoVID, the only thing I could taste was Trader Joe's habanero hot sauce.  Not a dab, not a drizzle, but a slather because even then my taste was muted. Went through two bottles, and I put it on everything just to have some sense of taste.

My anus didn't die, but it wanted to.

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There's crack in it, no doubt.

52 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Doubleeeee

Looks like 4 to me but I suck at math. 

It's a habanero salsa.  Hot as shit.

For future reference, you put a spoonful of hot sauce on each bite as you go. That way you can eat a burrito like a civilized human, with your hands.
9 hours ago, smuggs said:


You might want to cover yourself in mud pronto.

 

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This is absolutely fantastic.

6 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Ham/egg/jap/chz biscuit 

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4 of them?

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4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

4 of them?

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2 for me, 2 for the voices in my head. 
 

 

9 hours ago, Dutch said:

 

 

 

When I had CoVID, the only thing I could taste was Trader Joe's habanero hot sauce.  Not a dab, not a drizzle, but a slather because even then my taste was muted. Went through two bottles, and I put it on everything just to have some sense of taste.

My anus didn't die, but it wanted to.

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Can confirm this sauce fucks. The big tortillas they sell are also great for making quesadillas and burritos. 

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The split hash brown taco is solid gold. Almost did the same myself this morning. Went with venison sausage instead.

Halving the hash brown to ensure proper coverage and that each bite contains just the right amount of ingredients... Nicely done.

A proper brkfst taco should always challenge the tensile strength of the tortilla, while still maintaining its integrity. Well done SS

I used the cheese slice in a combination with refried beans to provide a super reinforced hinge. It's like the Astaire/Rogers of food hinges.

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Is that Herdez avocado salsa? 

It appears to be so, and that’s a top-notch choice.
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Herdez tastes like a high school chemistry class compared to this stuff

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