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20 minutes ago, wd40 said:

not to fire up the cheese snobs in the Shank thread, but isn't American cheese just glorified Velveeta?

 

Velveeta is American cheese + plastic 

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2 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

Velveeta is the Walmart of cheeses.

Land O Lakes America is the Whole Foods of American cheese. 

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4 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Velveeta is American cheese + plastic 

can't get more American than that.

anyhoo, smoked feral hog naoch.

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can't get more American than that.
anyhoo, smoked feral hog naoch.
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Toothsome looking naoches.
3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

but less delicious.

waaaaaay less

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Nice humble brag. Using two paper towels is a skrong power move. 

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23 minutes ago, Paco said:

Meatloaf sammich. RIP Big Fellafc1fc81eed08c2d0ef055c922a8b0fcc.jpg

when did they start making dashboards out of corian?

when did they start making dashboards out of corian?
That was the makin' table, not the eatin' table.

Melting the cheese on your dashboard is a pro move.

 

On 1/23/2022 at 10:23 AM, millhouse said:

How/Why would you shred American cheese?

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Finished up a deposition and not much at the house for lunch, so here’s three fried eggs and a lone leftover meatball, with Parmesan and Crystal.

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17 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Surf & Turf looks like it would ruin a good cheeseburger and a fish sandwich. 

Now...let's talk about another permutation....tell me about putting a coupla hashbrowns on a cheeseburger....

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Finished up a deposition and not much at the house for lunch, so here’s three fried eggs and a lone leftover meatball, with Parmesan and Crystal.

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That's some awfully delicate plating from someone who suggested loaded noach on aluminum foil was too "fancy" for this thread. 

22 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

That's some awfully delicate plating from someone who suggested loaded noach on aluminum foil was too "fancy" for this thread. 

It’s a Target kids plate that’s not even dishwasher safe.

Finished up a deposition and not much at the house for lunch, so here’s three fried eggs and a lone leftover meatball, with Parmesan and Crystal.
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Fuckin’ A!
5 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Chicken fajita naoches st your momma’s house.
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You on a diet, Shank? Where's the beer?

(I keed, I keed. Please be nice to my mom.)

10 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

You on a diet, Shank? Where's the beer?

(I keed, I keed. Please be nice to my mom.)

Those naoches are paired lovingly with a Simply Limeade/Soda/Drip Vodka 32 oz. cocktail. All is good.

 

ps Your Mom says hey.

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

It’s a Target kids plate that’s not even dishwasher safe.

so you're just getting more value out of your kitchen staff.   cool.  I guess.

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Now...let's talk about another permutation....tell me about putting a coupla hashbrowns on a cheeseburger....

where were you yesterday when I was reheating a leftover cheeseburger patty?

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Chicken fajita naoches st your momma’s house.
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nice snack. 

9 hours ago, Anastasis said:

nice snack. 

I was eating chicken tacos when I decided to change it up a bit. Many dead chickens were consumed. Many Bud Lights were had.

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I was eating chicken tacos when I decided to change it up a bit. Many dead chickens were consumed. Many Bud Lights were had.

Running the mid-meal audible to nachos is a power move. 

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Running the mid-meal audible to nachos is a power move. 

80% of what I do are power moves. The other 20% are finesse moves. Then sometime I do what I call a "power/finesse" move.

80% of what I do are power moves. The other 20% are finesse moves. Then sometime I do what I call a "power/finesse" move.

You failed to account for the “stumble/fail that I saved and turned into a win.” At our age, that is a sizable percentage.
39 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


You failed to account for the “stumble/fail that I saved and turned into a win.” At our age, that is a sizable percentage.

True. Add it to the list!

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Leftover brisket, egg, liberal use of el Gallo jalapeño salsa 

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Scrambled eggs, chopped up bacon, green chili chicken sausage, potatoes, pepper jack cheese, fresh jalapeño 

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You guys aren’t nearly as lazy as I am. I would have just made a taco from scrambled eggs made out of all of that stuff mixed together in a pan. 

2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

You guys aren’t nearly as lazy as I am. I would have just made a taco from scrambled eggs made out of all of that stuff mixed together in a pan. 

Don’t you sell me short on how lazy I am sir

20 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

Don’t you sell me short on how lazy I am sir

I'd tell you both how wrong y'all are but don't feel like getting up from this chair. Also:

 

Your de Breakfast Taco weekend. If you aren’t putting refried beans on your taco you aren’t doing it right. 

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Am I doing it wrong if I don't eat said breakfast taco out of a dog dish?

Your de Breakfast Taco weekend. If you aren’t putting refried beans on your taco you aren’t doing it right. 
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I thought this was a judgement free zone…anyway, those are just silver paper plates left over from my son’s (that is decidedly human and not a dog) baptism after party. 

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Sausage wrap and serranos.

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