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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

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It's not Jade's chili. It's a can of Campbell's Bean and Bacon soup with a can of hot Rotel and some browned Hot Jimmie dean sausage.

That's how I do lazy.

leveled-up my cheese hinge game, today.  stuff is legit.  the back of my head was sweating.  one with yellow mustard, one with spicy brown to mix things up.  Dixieland Hot Chow-Chow.  no racist.  

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Dixieland Chow Chow FTMFW

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Wacky Wednesday breakfast night.   One-eyed jack on sourdough. Pinos for the win.

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Can't spell for shit

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What is "leftover bacon"?

2 hours ago, Tailgate said:

Had some leftover bacon I needed to use.

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Looks alright, I guess.

 

Narrator: He thought it looked way more than just alright.

21 hours ago, Tailgate said:

Had some leftover bacon I needed to use.

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I have the weirdest boner right now

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spelling is hard

37 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

I have the weirdest bonner right now

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Hangover breakfast.  Crinkle fries, leftover smoked brisket chili, fried eggs, cheese, leftover pico.

 

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8 hours ago, solamente73 said:

Hangover breakfast.  Crinkle fries, leftover smoked brisket chili, fried eggs, cheese, leftover pico.

 

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I mean that looks fancy, yet it's not. It looks high-brow, but it's right up our alley. It looks like you tried too hard, but yet we'd all fucking plow that with a hangover.  

 

This is a work of art. 5 stars. 

On 2/3/2022 at 5:40 PM, Tailgate said:

Had some leftover bacon I needed to use.

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8 hours ago, solamente73 said:

Hangover breakfast.  Crinkle fries, leftover smoked brisket chili, fried eggs, cheese, leftover pico.

 

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8 hours ago, solamente73 said:

Hangover breakfast.  Crinkle fries, leftover smoked brisket chili, fried eggs, cheese, leftover pico.

 

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Drool rep given for both plate and avi. 

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

Homemade-chili taco

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That's a mighty uppity plate.

My wife casually mentioned to me last night that she bought tamales before the fake snowpocalypse and that we needed to eat them before they go bad. What? That just might be information that I'm interested in. 

Tamale and eggs breakfast with cheese and picante sauce. 

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On 2/2/2022 at 6:24 PM, CoachTex said:

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Wacky Wednesday breakfast night.   One-eyed jack on sourdough. Pinos for the win.

I see a primate face.

i would just like to say that i am envious of the freedom and creativity displayed in both the making and consumption of the works in this thread. i blame the patriarchy.

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There's a lot of dishes I'd like to fuck on page 133.

On 2/6/2022 at 9:48 AM, RPM said:

That's a mighty uppity plate.

They are the shittiest plates. They might be from IKEA. The larger ones are square and in anything short of a giant microwave will not rotate. 

3 hours ago, smuggs said:

There's a lot of dishes I'd like to fuck on page 133.

I'd pay good money to watch.

Tamales, blizzard chili, homemade Mexican rice. Glass of fresh well water. For the boy.

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53 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Looks delicious.

He liked it. Said it was 'bussin'.

2 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

He liked it. Said it was 'bussin'.

no cap?

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My humble submission. I apologize that it's not on a paper plate. We got snowed in, so I found some White Castle burgers in the freezer and threw some bacon and eggs on them. I cooked the buns in the bacon grease. They paired very well with a spicy bloody mary.

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3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Looks like Chinet. Well done. 

Hey Steel Shank 1%'er.

41 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Hey Steel Shank 1%'er.

That shit wasn't going to fit on a regular size paper plate, so I upgraded the boy. I keep a stash of the good stuff for those "larger than average" servings.

Get with the program.

4 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

That shit wasn't going to fit on a regular size paper plate, so I upgraded the boy. I keep a stash of the good stuff for those "larger than average" servings.

Get with the program.

Always the Leader, never a follower.

 

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6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

There's a program? 

Yup, its the one on the right:

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7 hours ago, Carter Buckeye said:

My humble submission. I apologize that it's not on a paper plate. We got snowed in, so I found some White Castle burgers in the freezer and threw some bacon and eggs on them. I cooked the buns in the bacon grease. They paired very well with a spicy bloody mary.

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You need to check out the hot sauce thread.

35 minutes ago, tigol said:

You need to check out the hot sauce thread.

plus a quart of gravy

Leftover meatballs. A little marinara out of a jar, slice of provolone, and a roll from the bodega. Popped in the air fryer for a few minutes

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1 hour ago, tigol said:

You need to check out the hot sauce thread.

Will do. The bloody mary had Texas Pete, worcestershire, jalapeños, cayenne, paprika, S/P, and olives. I didn't have any horseradish on hand or it would have made the cut otherwise. 

2 hours ago, Carter Buckeye said:

Will do. The bloody mary had Texas Pete, worcestershire, jalapeños, cayenne, paprika, S/P, and olives. I didn't have any horseradish on hand or it would have made the cut otherwise. 

Calm down, man.  

 

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