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17 minutes ago, elfenix said:

that's probably terrible but i'm definitely making it.

He told me he didn't buy it.

I called him a wuss.

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6 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

I had a mennonite coworker for a brief period of time. He moved to Texas from Pennsylvania. We took him out for Texas BBQ and he was in awe. He said where he comes from BBQ is typically what lies under Kraft BBQ sauce. 

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9 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

I had a mennonite coworker for a brief period of time. He moved to Texas from Pennsylvania. We took him out for Texas BBQ and he was in awe. He said where he comes from BBQ is typically what lies under Kraft BBQ sauce. 

 

What were his thoughts on the Tuesday prime rib at The Rose?

5 minutes ago, smuggs said:

 

What were his thoughts on the Tuesday prime rib at The Rose?

He thought it was the tits.

On 1/17/2022 at 5:03 PM, Anastasis said:

Repped for the steering wheel wrap. 

chain link steering wheels are the only way to go

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15 hours ago, elfenix said:

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Had the same yesterday but add Sourdough Jack

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Was up at the ranch this weekend.  Looked over some of the new calves, helped haul a little hay and cut a few trailer loads of brush off a couple of roads.  Decided to take lunch down by the lake.  Enjoyed my meal.

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On 2/20/2022 at 9:31 AM, UTPhil2006 said:

Had the same yesterday but add Sourdough Jack

The sourdough jack is strong. Killed one of those with some chicken nuggets and fries the other weekend. 

On 2/19/2022 at 3:10 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

Left over pulled pork, jalapeño and piggy sauce Noach

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 Fuck tech

In northern Europe, those are called "Canadian style pizza" 

21 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That looks like a good damned day.

Yep, 'twas.  And the smells of coastal bermuda hay, cowshit, diesel tractor exhaust, fresh cut cedar and 2 stroke OPE engines on a crisp winter day help that feeling linger with you.

37 minutes ago, davidg said:

Yep, 'twas.  And the smells of coastal bermuda hay, cowshit, diesel tractor exhaust, fresh cut cedar and 2 stroke OPE engines on a crisp winter day help that feeling linger with you.

That's the good shit.  Some people understand.  A lot don't.

Is there a diesel tractor exhaust scented candle?

1 minute ago, Sam Lin said:

Is there a diesel tractor exhaust scented candle?

You ain’t from around here are ya?

15 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Is there a diesel tractor exhaust scented candle?

Pretty sure Gwyneth makes one

21 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Pretty sure Gwyneth makes one

Queefbota or Vaghindra?

Perfect for mothers day, thanks

Midnight snack last night..... little franks and japs on some left over biscuits

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8 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Midnight snack last night..... little franks and japs on some left over biscuits

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Kinda reminds me of a mustard sandwich.

So little they can’t be seen. Also, same until I saw the red dots.

On 2/26/2022 at 9:28 PM, Steel Shank said:

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Is that the Mad Max version of a 7-layer dip?  I sincerely hope it tasted a lot better than it looks.

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33 minutes ago, Horn Draoi said:

I sincerely hope it tasted a lot better than it looks.

This may not be the thread for you

40 minutes ago, Horn Draoi said:

Is that the Mad Max version of a 7-layer dip?  I sincerely hope it tasted a lot better than it looks.

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1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

This may not be the thread for you

I’ve concocted worse and eaten it with gusto; doesn’t mean I wouldn’t give somebody else shit for throwing together something that would make women run and children burst into tears……….

I’ve concocted worse and eaten it with gusto; doesn’t mean I wouldn’t give somebody else shit for throwing together something that would make women run and children burst into tears……….

This may not be thread for you.
20 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:


This may not be thread for you.

Hah! I have Vienna sausages, Underwood’s deviled ham, Wolf brand chili (no beans), and tuna foil packs in the pantry; Earl Campbell hot links and pickled jap slices in the fridge.  And Tostitos and Frito Hot Bean Dip!  Life is good, and this thread is endlessly entertaining.

4 hours ago, Horn Draoi said:

Is that the Mad Max version of a 7-layer dip?  I sincerely hope it tasted a lot better than it looks.

Here ya go.

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On 2/28/2022 at 11:27 AM, Jameslaw121 said:

Midnight snack last night..... little franks and japs on some left over biscuits

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The dirty dishrag adds a little something to the meal.

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Defrosted some bolognese I made a few weeks ago, and added a couple fried eggs, parm, and Crystal, because, why not?

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Is that the Mad Max version of a 7-layer dip?  I sincerely hope it tasted a lot better than it looks.

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Mustard, sweet relish, chee & fresh serranos. I found some MGD at Wally World. Damn good supper right here.

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This is how it’s done. Great plate my friend.
9 hours ago, Whatever said:

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Mustard, sweet relish, chee & fresh serranos. I found some MGD at Wally World. Damn good supper right here.

Living the High Life. 

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Crawfish boil last night. So, this morning, made a breakfast hash of sausage and potatoes crisped first, then dropped two eggs on top. Plenty of Crystal.

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52 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Crawfish boil last night. So, this morning, made a breakfast hash of sausage and potatoes crisped first, then dropped two eggs on top. Plenty of Crystal.

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Praise Jesus.

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kitchen was low on supplies. tomato taco with mayo. 

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