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Spam Quesadillas and March Madness.  I’m ready…

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  • ChickenSandwich
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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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Man.....a few weeks ago, I bought a can of Spam.  Sliced about 1/3 inch thick, crisped in a frying pan....ate it as a breakfast side, made a sammich out of it with mustard and american cheese.  Spam.  'Murica.   Fuck yeah.  Well done, dude.

Man.....a few weeks ago, I bought a can of Spam.  Sliced about 1/3 inch thick, crisped in a frying pan....ate it as a breakfast side, made a sammich out of it with mustard and american cheese.  Spam.  'Murica.   Fuck yeah.  Well done, dude.

My old man enjoyed cold Spam and velveeta sandwiches with mayonnaise. I never found the appeal; he enjoyed that Spamsnot on his sandwich. My mother would slice it and bake, with a canned pineapple ring atop each slice. Usually served with red taters and green beans.

The last can I bought seemed to have a snout chunk in it.
5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Spam Quesadillas and March Madness.  I’m ready…

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wait so is that mayo or sour cream? I’ll have you know I have rescinded my upvote in lieu of a definitive answer. 

20 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


My old man enjoyed cold Spam and velveeta sandwiches with mayonnaise. I never found the appeal; he enjoyed that Spamsnot on his sandwich. My mother would slice it and bake, with a canned pineapple ring atop each slice. Usually served with red taters and green beans.

The last can I bought seemed to have a snout chunk in it.

The sliced and baked with pineapple on top does not sound bad actually….  

3 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

The last can I bought seemed to have a snout chunk in it.

SPAM is only made with pork shoulder. If you found snout, it was TREAT, not SPAM. Huge difference.

The sliced and baked with pineapple on top does not sound bad actually….  

It was very good. It was always a meal when the old man was home. Probably meant he’d get laid after Johnny carson.
8 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:




The last can I bought seemed to have a snout chunk in it.

That’s like finding a pearl in a canned oyster. 

9 hours ago, Steel Shank said:


Is that horseradish on top?

Better be Miracle Whip or he missed a golden opportunity.

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Fried egg and bacon sammich with a spicy chipotle spread. (Three fried eggs are obscuring the second layer of bacon.)

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11 hours ago, Steel Shank said:


Is that horseradish on top?

Horseradish? 
 

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On 3/19/2022 at 9:48 AM, South Austin said:

Fried egg and bacon sammich with a spicy chipotle spread. (Three fried eggs are obscuring the second layer of bacon.)

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last of some homemade tenders (only one way to unload a gun, I always say), queso, Cazadores and lime fizzy water.

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Late night naoch. Been a stressful night with all the storms. Luckily nothing was damaged here in McKinney but6d7cb6eea6268a4187cb0056f62af23d.jpg
my friends and family in Taylor weren’t so lucky.

I’ll drink another Busch in their honor tonight.

The Chicken Slammer from Short Stop

Fried chicken tenders on a buttered bun with gravy, shredded cheddar, and jalapeños.  

Ate it before I thought to post or take pics, but I'll be eating this once a week. Pics next time

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2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

The Chicken Slammer from Short Stop

Fried chicken tenders on a buttered bun with gravy, shredded cheddar, and jalapeños.  

Ate it before I thought to post or take pics, but I'll be eating this once a week. Pics next time

LOL years ago Derka aka @shadow_operative and I posted about this.  It does indeed "slam and go hard".  

Edited by Judge Roybeanbag

SS had a great grilled chicken sandwich I thoroughly enjoyed back in the day. 

On 3/22/2022 at 11:24 AM, MissingInAction said:

The Chicken Slammer from Short Stop

Fried chicken tenders on a buttered bun with gravy, shredded cheddar, and jalapeños.  

Ate it before I thought to post or take pics, but I'll be eating this once a week. Pics next time

Where is this?

23 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Where is this?

Short Stop

The owner of the chain bought La Palapa (not las palapas bullshit) at Cameron and 290 a few years ago. 

Quality of their menu has increased exponentially since then.

Edited by MissingInAction

On 3/19/2022 at 7:48 AM, South Austin said:

Fried egg and bacon sammich with a spicy chipotle spread. (Three fried eggs are obscuring the second layer of bacon.)

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Nip slip

2 hours ago, Whatever said:

The beauty is in the simplicity.

And in your shitty camera work.

And in your shitty camera work.

Yeah I clearly fucked the pic up, but I don’t care ‘cause breffis was good.

Yeah I clearly fucked the pic up, but I don’t care ‘cause breffis was good.

User name checks out.


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Beer and bacon-wrapped japs on a Sunday afternoon while working on a Fifth Circuit brief.

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18 hours ago, South Austin said:

Beer and bacon-wrapped japs on a Sunday afternoon while working on a Fifth Circuit brief.

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Decent, but I feel as if the lighting reflection in the background is a bit bright. Perhaps us a filter next time. 

I would take a big platter of those japs to court. Stuff half with brisket. Add a avocado ranch dip. You can write the brief in crayon after that.

No paper plate so deal with it. Wife and kid are out of town so fried up some left over shrimp with mushroom garlic and butter. And dry white toast to soak it all up. 20220331_185114.thumb.jpg.342e89d486400c869393c08d4745666f.jpg

14 minutes ago, pops said:

No paper plate so deal with it. Wife and kid are out of town so fried up some left over shrimp with mushroom garlic and butter. And dry white toast to soak it all up. 20220331_185114.thumb.jpg.342e89d486400c869393c08d4745666f.jpg

I don't know. I'm down with the toast.

On 3/27/2022 at 1:30 PM, South Austin said:

Beer and bacon-wrapped japs on a Sunday afternoon while working on a Fifth Circuit brief.

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I ran my fifth circuit on your mom and it was brief.  But she did not complain. 

 

Nice japs. 

Watching the Horns violate the Sooners. Enjoying a limeade, Topo and Dripping Springs vodka with some graham crackers.

Winner? Me.
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12 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Watching the Horns violate the Sooners. Enjoying a limeade, Topo and Dripping Springs vodka with some graham crackers.

Winner? Me.
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I had some crackers myself during the game but of a more savory variety with chicken salad and hot sauce drizzled atop. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I had some crackers myself during the game but of a more savory variety with chicken salad and hot sauce drizzled atop. 

nope

Also, my crackers expired last month.

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14 hours ago, Anastasis said:

God damnit I am looking a pictures of fucking crackers?

Not just crackers, expired graham crackers.

On 3/31/2022 at 9:02 PM, pops said:

No paper plate so deal with it. Wife and kid are out of town so fried up some left over shrimp with mushroom garlic and butter. And dry white toast to soak it all up. 20220331_185114.thumb.jpg.342e89d486400c869393c08d4745666f.jpg

You run outa paper towels or something?

That could be the poster child of this thread.

19 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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The sausage wrap is the sacramental food of the lazy Texan.  And all the people said amen.

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