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On August 5, 2018 at 4:22 PM, Brisketexan said:

Jalapeño sardines. With Louisiana hot sauce. And spoon.

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What's the spoon for. Fingers man. Add saltines and it's a perfect meal.

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On September 4, 2018 at 2:54 PM, ERhine said:

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Daughter’s dinner last night. Frito chili cheese dog. I feel like I’m raising her right.

Also explained to her the importance of a paper plate when eating something like this.

 

Understand this is for daughter, but yours had to have rest of chili poured all over it. Gotta have a fork to eat a good homemade chili dog.

Was supposed to go to the SMU TCU game. Rain fucked it up. I’m drunk as shot and got a 7-11 Pizza. Not terrible
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Not all heroes wear capes

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Fuck you iphone. And Matt Ryan

But some of them *ahem* should always wear rubbers

21 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

I’m drunk as shot and got a 7-11 Pizza. Not terrible.

Second sentence confirms the first.

On 9/7/2018 at 8:55 PM, Zepol87 said:

Was supposed to go to the SMU TCU game. Rain fucked it up. I’m drunk as shot and got a 7-11 Pizza. Not terrible
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I appreciate the no fucks given attitude.

Gotta do a little bit of work this afternoon.  Sitting at the kitchen table going through stuff, needed a snack.  Bratwurst in a tortilla, spicy mustard for dipping.  Put the mustard on the plastic sheet that separated the HEB tortillas, because no soak-through, because science.

 

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Had a bird shit on the top of my Yeti tumbler Saturday. Your post made me think of it.

 

But would.

On 9/9/2018 at 4:14 PM, Brisketexan said:

Gotta do a little bit of work this afternoon.  Sitting at the kitchen table going through stuff, needed a snack.  Bratwurst in a tortilla, spicy mustard for dipping.  Put the mustard on the plastic sheet that separated the HEB tortillas, because no soak-through, because science.

 

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Why changing diapers and eatin’ tortillers at the same time ain’t smart.  

Pulled pork and HEB cheddar-poblano meatball slider with Crystal and Zatarain's mustard
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Pregnant wife said she was craving a frito pie. I told her I must be pregnant too then. 

 

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FP looks solids, need more info on meatball sliders, in particular the poblano-cheddar part. 

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

FP looks solids, need more info on meatball sliders, in particular the poblano-cheddar part. 

HEB sells ready to cook poblano-cheddar meatballs.  i find them near the italian sausages.  1 lb of meatballs for $4 is the regular price, iirc.  often, they're 25% off because they need to be sold.  snap those suckers up. 

I live out of state, so may have to bring some back with me on an upcoming trip. 

On 8/10/2018 at 9:25 AM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Start the day off right with some ground venison and brown gravy shit on a shingle, on grandmas old plastic plate.  

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@Knoxtnhorn Didn't we have these plates???

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Us or Mema and Granddaddy.

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Did meemaw shit on the dishes like judge beanbag just did?

1 hour ago, deft said:

Did meemaw shit on the dishes like judge beanbag just did?

Maybe so, but you have to admit - that's pretty tasty looking chow.

Ain’t nothing wrong with SOS.......cept the way it looks.

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My humble 1st submission. 

Monday night football Menudo, extra knuckles, saltines, MGD and weapon.

The already finished MGD making it into the pic is the cherry on top

On 9/12/2018 at 2:34 PM, NorthLoop said:

Pregnant wife said she was craving a frito pie. I told her I must be pregnant too then. 

 

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About a minute before I saw this picture, I texted my pregnant wife that we should have frito pie tonight..... creepy

Brookshires? Heb was closed?

Not near a heb

Brookshires? Heb was closed?

The boy and I are bachelors tonight. So, made a big ole plate of America. Pizza, takeout Chinese, and leftover fried chicken.

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Because America.

Please explain the phrase "leftover fried chicken".

Is this some sort of improbable scenario where one procures an amount of fried chicken but fails to consume it all at the time of sitting?

 

 

Please explain the phrase "leftover fried chicken".
Is this some sort of improbable scenario where one procures an amount of fried chicken but fails to consume it all at the time of sitting?
 
 

Got fried chicken for the boy and me last night. 8 piece. They gave us 11. 4 pieces each was enough last night. With taters and gravy.

Damn, I have some leftover taters and gravy, too. Shoulda had those tonight.
Please explain the phrase "leftover fried chicken".
Is this some sort of improbable scenario where one procures an amount of fried chicken but fails to consume it all at the time of sitting?
 
 


Ain’t you ever eaten breffast?

cold fried chicken straight from the chill chest is one of life's great pleasures

Last Sat pregame was better than tomorrow.

Peenyo Poppers, teal breast, 2017 venison sausage jap/Che & sweet chipotle garlic.
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13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The boy and I are bachelors tonight. So, made a big ole plate of America. Pizza, takeout Chinese, and leftover fried chicken.

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Because America.

Chicken or baby chicks, you brute?!

Chicken or baby chicks, you brute?!

It was a wing, gotdammit!

Had leftover cold pizza for breakfast, too.
15 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The boy and I are bachelors tonight. So, made a big ole plate of America. Pizza, takeout Chinese, and leftover fried chicken.

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Because America.

God Bless you, ‘Merica. 

I feel like some additional points for going beyond the paper plate all the way to styrofoam.  I didn't realize they even made those anymore.

He loves all of the foods

From all of the places

Hell, he's even got four albums

Of Julio Eglesias

That made me laugh. A lot.

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