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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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On 7/5/2022 at 8:59 PM, huge said:

Beach lunch

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Forgot to post this Sunday

If that knife didn't cut bait, then your lunch was missing something.

That's perfect. Except you're missing toast plonks.

31 minutes ago, Paco said:

That's perfect. Except you're missing toast plonks.

OK, that's funny.

I hope every swinging dick on this thread has an airfryer.

Leftover pastrami. Was going to make breakfast tacos but veered last minute to SOS. Pastrami, onions, peppers, gravy. On toast. Apologies for a plate. Gravy don’t work good on them. Should have just eaten out of the skillet.

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Leftover pastrami. Was going to make breakfast tacos but veered last minute to SOS. Pastrami, onions, peppers, gravy. On toast. Apologies for a plate. Gravy don’t work good on them. Should have just eaten out of the skillet.

Leftover pastrami. Was going to make breakfast tacos but veered last minute to SOS. Pastrami, onions, peppers, gravy. On toast. Apologies for a plate. Gravy don’t work good on them. Should have just eaten out of the skillet.

Forgot the pic.

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Looks like SOS. Ain’t nothing wrong with sos.

2 am rolls around and I’m hungry. Pizza rolls in the air fryer for a bit, take them out to shake the basket and hit ‘em with some duck fat spray and tony c’s. Serve with fresh ranch. It ain’t wrong if it feels so right.

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4 hours ago, deft said:

2 am rolls around and I’m hungry.

This seems like how most posts on this thread start.

duck fat spray



Tell me more!
9 minutes ago, huge said:

Tell me more!

 

 

I have some I got at Central Market. Spray on baby potatoes and vegetables before sautéing in a pan.

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That’s the one but I found it at H-E-B.

I hope every swinging dick on this thread has an airfryer.

WTF. Men fry in fat, not fucking air, you fancy boy.
Looks like SOS. Ain’t nothing wrong with sos.

2 am rolls around and I’m hungry. Pizza rolls in the air fryer for a bit, take them out to shake the basket and hit ‘em with some duck fat spray and tony c’s. Serve with fresh ranch. It ain’t wrong if it feels so right.

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Pizza rolls slathered in duck fat. Wolfgang fucking Puck would put that on the menu. Are these pepperoni or sausage?

I would only add a dash of sriracha to the ranch.

I dig the bear head platter. Truly a master of plating.
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My first addition. Hope it’s a worthy offering.

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Left over grilled hot dog on a bed of raw onion and spicy mustard. Topped with shredded cheese, giardenara, ketchup, and kraut.

5 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Left over grilled hot dog on a bed of raw onion and spicy mustard. Topped with shredded cheese, giardenara, ketchup, and kraut.

 

11 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

giardenara

There are medications that will treat that and clear it right up. 

11 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

My first addition. Hope it’s a worthy offering.

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Left over grilled hot dog on a bed of raw onion and spicy mustard. Topped with shredded cheese, giardenara, ketchup, and kraut.

We’ll forgive the ketchup because you’re from Iowa.

Ketchup is fine on garbage meat.

On a locker brat? That’s a fight on sight.

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

We’ll forgive the ketchup because you’re from Iowa.

Not to mention you had a chance for a double meat hot dog and let it get away.

1 hour ago, RMac5 said:

Not to mention you had a chance for a double meat hot dog and let it get away.

You have "vision".

Not to mention you had a chance for a double meat hot dog and let it get away.

That one got finished off with a bread bun, but I then I was far too stoned to display it

That one got finished off with a bread bun, but I then I was far too stoned to display it

Was that indica or sativa? That could explain the ketchup.

Also, I’m not a ketchup shamer but most who are can be faked out by calling it sriracha. They’ll ooh and ahh your dish.

Was that indica or sativa? That could explain the ketchup.

Also, I’m not a ketchup shamer but most who are can be faked out by calling it sriracha. They’ll ooh and ahh your dish.

Sativa edible.
On 7/15/2022 at 7:35 PM, Al_4_ISU said:

My first addition. Hope it’s a worthy offering.

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Left over grilled hot dog on a bed of raw onion and spicy mustard. Topped with shredded cheese, giardenara, ketchup, and kraut.

Points added for kaut, an interesting addition like giardiniera , and what looks like the key: a cheese hinge.  Although... a real plate instead of a paper plate and ketchup instead of mustard... mandatory deductions. 

Still, for a Shank rookie, a solid score of 7.9.

16 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Points added for kaut, an interesting addition like giardiniera , and what looks like the key: a cheese hinge.  Although... a real plate instead of a paper plate and ketchup instead of mustard... mandatory deductions. 

Still, for a Shank rookie, a solid score of 7.9.

I have mustard on it, you just can't see it.  I wouldn't use ketchup instead of mustard.  Just in addition.

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I made this a few weeks back but forgot to post it, for all the large tortilla or two hot dog one bread people, I give you the two hotdogs in a tortilla with mustard and Fritos on top:

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kids birthday plate and work from home backdrop for that je ne sais shank

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chicken biscuit deconstructed

butter

habanero hot sauce

INTO THE HOT AIR

Add siracha ranch

MONEY SHOT

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On 7/13/2022 at 7:11 PM, huge said:

I hope every swinging dick on this thread has an airfryer.

Who needs an air fryer?  I have a sidewalk in Austin.

Leftover smoked Boston Butt.  Mustard, queso fresco and japs.  

Good livin

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Do I spy cheese hinge? Fuck yes I do. Professionals up in this thread.

Interesting pepper placement, are you a defensive coordinator?  4-2-5 scheme?  

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Interesting pepper placement, are you a defensive coordinator?  4-2-5 scheme?  

That and end of the seranno.

2 hours ago, CoachTex said:

That and end of the seranno.

but are you a defensive coordinator?  answer the question. 

The simple answer is NO because there are no coordinators at the middle school level with only 3 coaches but I do call the defense.

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Breakfast.  Colby pepper Jack is legit. 

How you spread your pepper is interesting. Faced with that small ration, I’d probably put all on one, left the other bare. Or splashed some sriracha on the bare one. No right answer but to buy more chiles.
6 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


How you spread your pepper is interesting. Faced with that small ration, I’d probably put all on one, left the other bare. Or splashed some sriracha on the bare one. No right answer but to buy more chiles.

Buying more serranos is always the right answer.

Toast a little well done for my liking but I am intrigued by what appears to be 5 different meat products including pepperoni.

Breakfast for dinner is still one of my favorite meals of the week.

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3 biscuits
3 bacons
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