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Food of the gods I tell ya. Naoch, individual chip methodology, the way the Lord and Sam Houston decreed. You are a hero of Texas sir!

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On 8/2/2022 at 10:55 AM, Post Oak said:

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Lebowski’s Grill slammed last night

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2 hours ago, elguapo said:

Lebowski’s Grill slammed last night

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I don't know if it's the mid-afternoon munchies, but I'd inhale that son of a bitch right now.

What is this "leftover rib meat" you speak of? I don't understand the concept.

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Wait….your wife doesn’t like snatch and Bud Light? WTF?

Cross posting from the pellet grill thread. I got a cast iron griddle for my pellet grill. First meal was breakfast tacos. Bacon, egg, potato, and cheese. Flour tortillas got a little fried in the bacon grease when I put them on to warm up. 

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Burger patty left over from a couple nights ago. Threw some roasted hatch chilies on top. Slamming. 20220806_113145.thumb.jpg.af9f6a93011b302fecde69fef1f818f4.jpg

Shank approved?

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Getting a strong vibe that this would be excellent stoner chow.

Approved!
3 hours ago, PantsTent said:

There is a cheese hinge.

A cheese hinge? More like a cheese foundation, bruh.

Burger. American cheese. Grilled onions, HEB jalapeño bacon, bread and butter jalapeño pickles, and HEB jalapeño pimento cheese.

Plowed.

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Or you could eat it off of the tray like you’re supposed to do. It’s like I’m playing card with my brothers kids
2 hours ago, deft said:


Or you could eat it off of the tray like you’re supposed to do. It’s like I’m playing card with my brothers kids

I'm more triggered by the allotment of four nachos. You in the doghouse, Frank? Wartime rationing in effect? 

The tray goes in between us on the counter and then we got 12 a piece. I apportion them out a few at a time on the plate  to build on the sour cream, jalapeño and hot sauce. Don’t want it getting soggy while it waits to be eaten. 

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11 hours ago, Frank The Tank said:

The tray goes in between us on the counter and then we got 12 a piece. I apportion them out a few at a time on the plate  to build on the sour cream, jalapeño and hot sauce. Don’t want it getting soggy while it waits to be eaten. 

 

Username definitely does not check out. 

On 8/7/2022 at 5:46 PM, Fudbelty said:

Shank approved?

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I wish there was an accompanying beer and weapon in this photo. 

8 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

I wish there was an accompanying beer and weapon in this photo. 

Think the weaponization occurs about an hour after consuming the weeniolis.

3 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

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Spirit of the thread captured.

8 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Think the weaponization occurs about an hour after consuming the weeniolis.

Actual hardware not chemical. 

Are those grill marks on the corn dogs? I like your style, dude. 

When I make naoches, I always make sure I get the best ones (extra fixins and shit) and my wife gets the others (if I don't eat them, too).

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8.5, but please add a full point if you were drunk or high AF when consuming this outstanding meal.

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If anyone's looking for Steel Shank, we know where he is. Rescuing the Bud Light.

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Peter North never laid a rope prettier than that mustard rope.  

Because I think this audience will appreciate it most.....the boy found this item of apparel is for sale, and he is seriously contemplating a purchase:

 

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When I make naoches, I always make sure I get the best ones (extra fixins and shit) and my wife gets the others (if I don't eat them, too).

Do you ascribe to the child corollary to this rule, which is basically they get simple plain baked chips, or at most a few wisps of cheese. No need to waste your stuff on them.

Will never understand the need of so many parents to expand the palates of their kids. It’s a path to bankruptcy. Feed them a three buck happy meal. Otherwise you’re forking over $100 for sushi, or they’re whining for lobster, or $4 a piece street tacos. Let them find their palate when they grow up.
1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:


Do you ascribe to the child corollary to this rule, which is basically they get simple plain baked chips, or at most a few wisps of cheese. No need to waste your stuff on them.

Will never understand the need of so many parents to expand the palates of their kids. It’s a path to bankruptcy. Feed them a three buck happy meal. Otherwise you’re forking over $100 for sushi, or they’re whining for lobster, or $4 a piece street tacos. Let them find their palate when they grow up.

I think this is an excellent and insightful question. It is a delicate balance on what foods children should be exposed to. I try and bring my son along gently, feeling my way through his likes and dislikes. I introduce new foods and combinations when I think he's ready. One day he'll be cooking for himself, and probably posting his creations here. I fully expect him to raise the bar, as it were.

Again, I'd like to commend you on your question. May you get a nice block of Velveeta in your Christmas/Hannakuh/Whatever stocking this year.

Cheers!

17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Because I think this audience will appreciate it most.....the boy found this item of apparel is for sale, and he is seriously contemplating a purchase:

 

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Living in Europe softened him. Two years ago he would have already said, “Hey Dad- check out my new shirt!”  

21 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

When I make naoches, I always make sure I get the best ones (extra fixins and shit) and my wife gets the others (if I don't eat them, too).

YARN | uh, one person can't just eat all the fully loaded ...

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There are occasions, gentle eater, that require me to consume all of the nachos compuestos. And then make some more.
19 hours ago, Underdog said:

Peter North never laid a rope prettier than that mustard rope.  

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quesadilla topped with crema, japs, valentina’s.  

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crema.  riiiiiight.

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49 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Too much pocket change is going to throw your hips out of balance. 

those are pesos.

Is that a tablecloth? Oh la la mr fancypants 

On 8/11/2022 at 11:31 AM, Gene Parmesan said:

YARN | uh, one person can't just eat all the fully loaded ...

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On 8/10/2022 at 6:23 PM, Brisketexan said:

Because I think this audience will appreciate it most.....the boy found this item of apparel is for sale, and he is seriously contemplating a purchase:

 

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Does it come in extra, extra fat?  Asking for a friend. 

13 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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As we age, our thoughts move away from a Bud Light and a .45 pistol as decoration for a Steel Shank photo, to a blood pressure monitor.  Good call.

Chili Cheese fries look awesome!

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