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In dire need of a grocery run later today so I had to come up with brekfest with what I had on hand.

Bacon pieces, an egg, and cheese cooked into a patty on a toasted bun with sriracha.

Pretty good.

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That looks like some Canadian shit. 

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

That looks like some Canadian shit. 

it’s fake. 

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I’d like to present for your viewing pleasure leftover biscuits and gravy topped with leftover flame kissed hot dogs, shredded mozzarella cheese (only shredded we had) and a sweet Thai chili drizzle on foam.
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6 minutes ago, burns_312 said:

I’d like to present for your viewing pleasure leftover biscuits and gravy topped with leftover flame kissed hot dogs, shredded mozzarella cheese (only shredded we had) and a sweet Thai chili drizzle on foam.
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I’d like to present for your viewing pleasure leftover biscuits and gravy topped with leftover flame kissed hot dogs, shredded mozzarella cheese (only shredded we had) and a sweet Thai chili drizzle on foam.
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The wife is out with friends tonight, so I figured it was time to start HOTB Jr. on the road to cooking. I got him some ramen packets from HEB and we went to work. He did a great job measuring out the water, getting it to a boil, stirring occasionally, and then he asked me the most important question a son can ask a father. "Hey Dad, can we add bacon to this?" I fought through the tears and said, "Of course, son. We can add bacon to everything. That's what makes this country so great."

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Oh, and that is hatch chili bacon.

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Add a Kraft single to it once it's done and all your instant ramen will be taken up to an 11

Add a leftover prime rib bone to your ramen to take it to 12.

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The wife is out with friends tonight, so I figured it was time to start HOTB Jr. on the road to cooking. I got him some ramen packets from HEB and we went to work. He did a great job measuring out the water, getting it to a boil, stirring occasionally, and then he asked me the most important question a son can ask a father. "Hey Dad, can we add bacon to this?" I fought through the tears and said, "Of course, son. We can add bacon to everything. That's what makes this country so great."
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Oh, and that is hatch chili bacon.
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It’s always a proud moment when your child proves you have raised him right. Wait til you have grandkids and your son is teaching his kid some of the same things you taught. It’s like immortality or something. You can die happy. Good work!
15 hours ago, burns_312 said:

I’d like to present for your viewing pleasure leftover biscuits and gravy topped with leftover flame kissed hot dogs, shredded mozzarella cheese (only shredded we had) and a sweet Thai chili drizzle on foam.
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Fuck. Yes.

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That is a powerful dish and clever approach to leftovers. I don’t know the Steel Shank position on the Styrofoam disposable plate but I like it. I probably skirt the rules myself as I eschew cheap paper plates for Chinet ones.

16 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I don’t know the Steel Shank position on the Styrofoam disposable plate

We’re destroying intestinal tracts in this thread. Why worry about the environment?

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I was speaking to the aesthetic. I wasn’t considering the environment.

image.thumb.jpeg.70411fd979df5191f3cded0cbfb69320.jpegMid morning snack. The darker summer sausage is smoked Canada Goose. Delicious. I’m not sure what kind of cheese was in it but it was bland. Shoulda left it out. The other sausage needed help. No flavor. One of our customers made both and sent it home with our field tech. Call me Brat, I can’t get it to rotate and don’t care enough to try harder. 

41 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

I can’t get it to rotate and don’t care enough to try harder. 

Bad cheese will do that to ya.

The next time I enjoy goose will be the first.

9 minutes ago, huge said:

The next time I enjoy goose will be the first.

We used to slay the hell out of them when I was in college.  Cut the breast into strips, soak in buttermilk, batter and chicken fry, big bowl of cream gravy for dipping.  Many a college football Saturday back the day consuming nothing but cheapcoldbeer and giant platters of chicken fried goose strips.  It was glorious.

36 minutes ago, huge said:

The next time I enjoy goose will be the first.

TBH, this was my take as well. I tried it and was pleasantly surprised. I can shoot a goose from my back deck anytime I would want to and I just might do it now.

In season, of course.

Forgive him for using the fancy plates - they hold up better to the heavy cargo they had to bear. But proud of the boy. He has a buddy visiting from the UK, and wanted to share some Texas goodness, so fully loaded nachos were the order of the day. Did he use canned Rico’s nacho cheese, just like the ballpark? Yep. His limey buddy thinks the boy’s a bloody genius:

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Backyard brawl time

 

 

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Exactly how I like my dog

Shoutout homie!! Plus congrats on the engagement bro

Looks great. Just needs 2 or 3 more dogs. 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Looks great. Just needs 2 or 3 more dogs. 

Made 6 it's gonna be a slow burn. Also after the first one I realized I forgot chiles. Those are added now

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Round 2 chiles and onions under the cheese 

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Round 2 chiles and onions under the cheese 
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These look great.

My opinion is an unpopular one but I’ll make my stand. I like chili dogs. Don’t like chili cheese dogs. Mustard, yellow. Lots of onion. Chili. That is all. I also like a slaw dog with chili; an eastern concoction but one I like. If no chili I like a dog with creole mustard, onion, kimchee, sport peppers.

I won't disagree with your chili dog take at all. I've had some chili dogs without cheese that were fire. LA comes to mind for that but I could be wrong. Chicago dogs are great also. Gold coast on state st 

11 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Forgive him for using the fancy plates - they hold up better to the heavy cargo they had to bear. But proud of the boy. He has a buddy visiting from the UK, and wanted to share some Texas goodness, so fully loaded nachos were the order of the day. Did he use canned Rico’s nacho cheese, just like the ballpark? Yep. His limey buddy thinks the boy’s a bloody genius:

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What happens here, changes the world.

I always got my James Coney Island with chili mustard and onion. No cheese spray. Saved that for the fries.

I always got my James Coney Island with chili mustard and onion. No cheese spray. Saved that for the fries.

I don’t like chili cheese hogs. But I like chili cheese fries.

I also don’t like danish cheese but I like cheese danish.
7 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


I don’t like chili cheese hogs. But I like chili cheese fries.

I also don’t like danish cheese but I like cheese danish.

your mom loves chili dogs, iykwim.

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Did similar for lunch today, football snack season has officially begun. 

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Also for you, spotted in store a few weeks ago:

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Heinz mayo is the gtfo red flag at any establishment. Jersey Mike's handed me that shit the other day and I think I'm done with them (tear).

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Are those martins rolls worth it?


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This page fucks. 

(except for the mayo talk. You wanna bitch about mayo take it to the frou frou thread) 

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