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13 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Is that wolf brand no bean chili?

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Let’s not start sucking each other off just yet. I’m worried about the lack of cheese. There’s some it looks like, but the ratio is way off.

2 minutes ago, deft said:

Let’s not start sucking each other off just yet. I’m worried about the lack of cheese. There’s some it looks like, but the ratio is way off.

i think its covered up by the chili cheese fritos.  some shredded pepperjack would send it over the top though.

13 minutes ago, deft said:

I’m worried about the lack of cheese.

It's there, just under the chili. Tostitos salsa con queso.  Poured it on first, then chili next, then a few more Fritos, then japs.  Prolly 3:2, chili to queso.  Didn't have any shredded; had to roll with what I had.

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Just now, Dutch said:

It's there, just under the chili. Tostitos salsa con queso.  Poured it on first, then chili next, then a few more Fritos, then japs.  

Y'all see that?  The man LAYERED his snack.  That's the kind of can-do spirit that helped us put a man on the gotdamn moon.

 

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17 minutes ago, Dutch said:

It's there, just under the chili. Tostitos salsa con queso.  Poured it on first, then chili next, then a few more Fritos, then japs.  Prolly 3:2, chili to queso.  Didn't have any shredded; had to roll with what I had.

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My eyes immediately went to the queso. That's a world class dish, you bring that to one of my parties, I'm putting the 7 layer off to the side.

Well I’m surfing on tapa on my iPhone so please forgive me for not seeing it and then calling you out. Carry on ye shank disciple.

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9 hours ago, Dutch said:

Yep, broiled (on the plate, of course)  until the Fritos began to toast, about a minute. 

Wait, you broiled it on the paper plate?   Extra points for living dangerously. 

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It has raisins in it. You like raisins.
On 10/3/2018 at 8:15 PM, Brisketexan said:


Piss off, we’re bein all Messican up in here. And it’s bueno.

My menudo from the other night:

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Mr. Fucking Fancypants had a napkin with a paper ring.    

On 10/10/2018 at 6:55 AM, Steel Shank said:

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Bacon...Bud Light.

There was snatch later, right? 

Mr. Fucking Fancypants had a napkin with a paper ring.    

I may have even lifted a pinky while I guzzled my tea. But that’s just cuz that finger’s my nose-picker.

To go plate from Waffle House or somewhere of the sort?

10 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

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Tapa is your friend in this case. 

Maybe if it was fried, but none of it looks fried.

That’s a lot of hash tags. Does your husband post here too?

Ya, cant post images well sans tapatalk. Kids got me doing hashtag thing and imgur asked for some when uploading to their site...have a smalle toaster oven in office but not a fryer...yet...figured the Steel crowd would need more cholesterol in the shot.

Serious saltine fan but also enjoy the light crunch of these fancy ass crackers.

OK, show yourself, surly poster yet to be identified

 

 

He has on gray pants, is that Snacks?

 

Got the munchies. Chicken chunks and curly fries hit the spot.63ce85eabbb87cffbbf7f2c1458dabea.jpg

You allergic to hot sauce?

On 10/12/2018 at 2:39 PM, Dutch said:

roll with what I had.

This is the true essence and spirit of this thread. What can you make with what you've got? Your paper plate is your canvass, your fridge is the paint.

 

Make art. Make delicious. Drink beer.

Gettin ready to head to Canada, eh. But needed a Texas breffis before we left.

Green chili tamal, fried egg, spicy salsa verde.

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Those hosers will have nothing to compete. Enjoy your poutine.

Those hosers will have nothing to compete. Enjoy your poutine.

I intend to poutine in a most egregious fashion. Oh yes I do.

^^ Wrong thread.

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It's holder thingy for ladles and spoons. Lay your spoons on it after stirring your beans or whatever. 

Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?

3 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

It's holder thingy for ladles and spoons. Lay your spoons on it after stirring your beans or whatever. 

Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?

Whew!! I was about to send in the SWAT Team to figure out who overtook SS.

sometimes I just have to laugh

That sandwich looks glorious and no doubt tasted phenomenal. 

On 10/20/2018 at 9:38 AM, Brisketexan said:

Gettin ready to head to Canada, eh. But needed a Texas breffis before we left.

Green chili tamal, fried egg, spicy salsa verde.

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Damn this look delicious... did it come with flour or corn tortillas???

6 hours ago, Underdog said:

That sandwich looks glorious and no doubt tasted phenomenal. 

I bet it made a glorious turd.

1 hour ago, Sir Mikie Maik said:

Damn this look delicious... did it come with flour or corn tortillas???

I bought several packs of homemade flour tortillas when I bought the tamales.  Didn't eat one with this breakfast, though.  Kept it pure.

Frito chili pie night for the kids so I figured I’d shank this one up a bit. Had to go on a plate since no paper outside of a chinet could handle this.

 

Wolf brand on one side and heb beef and beans on the other.

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Finished under the broiler but I think I coulda gone a little longer. And more of everything on it.

Failed on the picture, but the boy and I were solo tonight.  He and I ate a totino's pizza each.  

 

Frito pie, no need for a plate, pour the chili in the bag. Wont comment on the beans, that's like your deal man.

Got a major problem with Tortinos, I can't figure for the life of me why they switched from circle to square, from box to plastic bag. Was a day when you could flip that box open and eat your pizza off of it.

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