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7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Been there, bro.  Sometimes you're lucky, and you saved some leftover parmesan packs from that pizza order back in 2018, so you can sprinkle those on your meal for flavor.

I still have several packets of Church's spicy sprinkle that have to be pushing 7-8 yrs old I use every so often. 

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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

It’s blueberry flavored. And I’m not ruling out some mold.

We've all been there, gentle eater.

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Home alone tonight so I made do. Had a bit of chili left over. Mixed in some refried beans. Put on some tortillas from Mi Tradicion. Found an old Low Key Loki from Batch Brewing in the back of the beverage fridge. It’s been a good night so far.


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Baked potato, the aforementioned taco meat and beans. Cheese under the meat and beans acting not as a hinge, but more of a stage for the meat and beans to do their dance upon.
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Decided to run this back again tonight. Started eating on it but then decided to fashion a breathtaking replica of the Astrodome in honor of the Astros.

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10 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Have a few fond memories under that chili dome. 

You talking laying the pipe?

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21 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Home alone tonight so I made do. Had a bit of chili left over. Mixed in some refried beans. Put on some tortillas from Mi Tradicion. Found an old Low Key Loki from Batch Brewing in the back of the beverage fridge. It’s been a good night so far.


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7 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

The beauty lies in the simplicity.

once a plan gets too complex everything can go wrong.  if there's one thing I learned in ‘nam…

7 hours ago, futureman said:

once a plan gets too complex everything can go wrong.  if there's one thing I learned in ‘nam…

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I call this ham tortilla mustard

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3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

^ Slice of cheese, few japs, 20 seconds in the microwave. 

I was visiting my 80 yo mother, she eats like a bird, was lucky to have tortillas and ham.

21 minutes ago, Dewey said:

I call this ham tortilla mustard

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Have I made several of this sort of thing, wrapped them in a piece of saran or foil, and shoved it in the pocket of my game vest for a snack while dove hunting?  Oh yes indeed.

44 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Tortilla should be the official bread of the Shank thread.

I'll tell you what isn't the official bread of the Shank thread. A fucking french boule. 

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

^ Slice of cheese, few japs, 20 seconds in the microwave. 

While it is a finominole use of available material, a dill pickle spear in the middle would take it to the next level.

13 hours ago, Dewey said:

I was visiting my 80 yo mother, she eats like a bird, was lucky to have tortillas and ham.

I can loan you a few bucks next time so you can grab a McRib and not eat your elderly mother’s food. Poor lady. 

I call this ham tortilla mustard
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Made many of those in my day. Always slams and goes hard
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Noach with HEB jalapeño refrieds, leftover grilled chicken thigh and queso…

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Apparently it’s national sammich day. So I made one.

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Muff salad in that sammich? Got ol shank thinking about some snatch and an ice cold bud light I’ll bet

Muff salad in that sammich? Got ol shank thinking about some snatch and an ice cold bud light I’ll bet

Indeed.


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On 10/31/2022 at 4:01 PM, Dewey said:

I call this ham tortilla mustard

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I'm completely fixated on the knife. There's nothing going on here foodwise that requires a knife. Why the hell is it even there? I feel like it's just looking back at me like Dinero in Taxi Driver, "You looking at me?" There's an impending sense of violence, or at the very least the threat of. And I can't ignore the internal tension going on -- a sharp and potentially lethal instrument with its defined lines juxtaposed with the haphazard mustard glob precariously perched upon its round, hammy, doughy substrate.

What does it all mean? Perhaps I am the knife. Sharp, vengeful, full of rage from the frustration of being on the cutting board but not being able to fulfill my destiny. So damn close but no action. Like a prize fighter sitting in an empty ring without a foe. A monument to anticipation and ultimately disappointment and letdown. A destiny unfulfilled. The two weeks before the Superbowl but with no game. Watching porn but not being able to jerk it.

Or maybe I'm the mustard? Unceremoniously squirt shot from the bottle, sloppily finding a peaceful landing in a disorganized mess on an old piece of ham. Comfortable, but chaotic. Safe, satisfied, without a care. Aimlessly shamelessly blamelessly waiting for whatever comes next. Doomed to fate as if free will were ever an option. Roll me up, take a bite, chew me up, swallow me whole, puke me back up, whatever. 

 

My truck crapped out in Brady yesterday. Left it there to get fixed (and it was, hallelujah). Had to get shuttled back to town to pick it up, then gassed up, and discovered that the Yes! mart has a new snack affiliate…

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A pleasant selection to make the drive back to the ranch happy. They also had fried gizzards. I may get those for the drive home tomorrow.

Light breakfast this morning

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Chorizo "both quesos" naoch for yesterday's games

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One man’s bottom of the bag ritz crumbs are another man’s canvas.

It’s like an aerosol cheese napoleon. The tuxedo shirt ruffle flourish adds incredible sophistication. Those Ritz puffy cracker things are addictive and superior to the more mundane original. I expect a Smirnoff Ice Green Apple as the perfect accompaniment.

17 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

I expect a Smirnoff Ice Green Apple as the perfect accompaniment.

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Needed snacks on the drive back from deer hunting: gizzards, and some sort of fried Buffalo chicken cheese things (sometimes, you need to roll the dice at the gas station food warmer)…

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Gizzards were great. Buffalo things were meh.

31 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Needed snacks on the drive back from deer hunting: gizzards, and some sort of fried Buffalo chicken cheese things (sometimes, you need to roll the dice at the gas station food warmer)…

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Gizzards were great. Buffalo things were meh.

There is a life lesson there.

There is a life lesson there.

If it’s “always stick with the gizzards,” I’m with you.
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


If it’s “always stick with the gizzards,” I’m with you.

But that only applies if they don't have fried chicken livers equally available.  YMMV.

10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

sometimes, you need to roll the dice at the gas station food warmer

gambling with your health is always fun.

1 minute ago, futureman said:

gambling with your health is always fun.

So...it seems you're new to this thread.....

9 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

But that only applies if they don't have fried chicken livers equally available.  YMMV.

Also, the mixed innards boat -- livers and gizzards (and man, if anyplace did fried chicken hearts, I would pronounce the proprietor king of the whole earth) -- with gravy for dipping is a perfect choice.

While I think we can all debate the ins and outs of caloric ecstasy.  But I think we can all (perhaps) agree on one thing.

 

This thread should be sponsored by, and have pop up advertising rights exclusive to....

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I like that someone negged the mention of smirnoff ice. This is a place of principles and standards. 

On 11/5/2022 at 5:15 PM, Brisketexan said:

My truck crapped out in Brady yesterday. Left it there to get fixed (and it was, hallelujah). Had to get shuttled back to town to pick it up, then gassed up, and discovered that the Yes! mart has a new snack affiliate…

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A pleasant selection to make the drive back to the ranch happy. They also had fried gizzards. I may get those for the drive home tomorrow.

 

On 11/5/2022 at 7:20 PM, CoachTex said:

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Serrano hinge

 

22 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Light breakfast this morning

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21 hours ago, elfenix said:

Chorizo "both quesos" naoch for yesterday's games

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14 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Needed snacks on the drive back from deer hunting: gizzards, and some sort of fried Buffalo chicken cheese things (sometimes, you need to roll the dice at the gas station food warmer)…

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Ciabatta w eggs chz and sausage links.  Out of japs (unforgivable) but hot sauce will help bridge the gap

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4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Also, the mixed innards boat -- livers and gizzards (and man, if anyplace did fried chicken hearts, I would pronounce the proprietor king of the whole earth) -- with gravy for dipping is a perfect choice.

ixnay on the izzardsgay. They make my teeth hurt or I would eat them often. Livers and hearts, on the other hand, are a regular part of my lunches. Our local IGA deli does hearts occasionally and will call me when they do.

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