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32 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

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i really need some paper boats 

Or some small bags of Fritos. 

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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

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On 2/15/2023 at 5:21 PM, Celery Man said:

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One of my favorite follows. 

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Fried ham and cheese with my mother’s chicken and dumplings with Dona sauce.
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Looks like a well known Texas grocery chain has been birddogging this thread. I have already called my attorneys! I’m outraged and want to speak with the manager of my local HEB!!

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Don't piss off Derka 2.0 when it comes to posting in the correct food thread.

3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

What thread were you attempting to post that in, @Pescado_Rojo

Isn't the Steel Shank thread where delicious, greasy, bad for you grub goes? 

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Isn't the Steel Shank thread where delicious, greasy, bad for you grub goes? 

I think you nailed the greasy aspect and the paper plate.  He's going to lay into you on the effort -- i.e., you put too much into it.

26 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He's going to lay into you on the effort -- i.e., you put too much into it.

Alex, I'll take "Things Pescado Rojo has never heard a woman say" for $500.

23 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Alex, I'll take "Things Pescado Rojo has never heard a woman say" for $500.

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Started by making some cheesy garlic bread for the boys to go with their spaghetti and meatballs. Ended up with a cheesy garlic bread meatball sandwich. 

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On 2/20/2023 at 7:54 PM, Steel Shank said:

Fried ham and cheese with my mother’s chicken and dumplings with Dona sauce.
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Dona on dumplings.  Very very very interesting. 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Started by making some cheesy garlic bread for the boys to go with their spaghetti and meatballs. Ended up with a cheesy garlic bread meatball sandwich. 

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also worthy of the sangdwich thread. 

On 2/22/2023 at 10:30 PM, Anastasis said:

Started by making some cheesy garlic bread for the boys to go with their spaghetti and meatballs. Ended up with a cheesy garlic bread meatball sandwich. 

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This is just flat-out fantastic.

On 2/20/2023 at 7:54 PM, Steel Shank said:

Fried ham and cheese with my mother’s chicken and dumplings with Dona sauce.
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I'm quite familiar with your mother's dumplings

This thread should start a food trailer.

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I'm quite familiar with your mother's dumplings

They're world famous.

Super disappointed that this isn't from this thread.

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On 2/24/2023 at 12:49 PM, Post Oak said:

Eggs bacon bits chips guac and salsa

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Fancy eatin' tools. 

On 2/24/2023 at 11:47 AM, FirstTimeCaller said:

This thread should start a food trailer.

no menu.  “you get what you get.”  $5/plate. 

On 2/24/2023 at 12:47 PM, FirstTimeCaller said:

This thread should start a food trailer.

Good luck getting the Health Dept. signing off that.  

I imagine the health inspector would be willing to look the other way if you discreetly slide him a couple of derka dogs under the table.

I imagine the health inspector would be willing to look the other way if you discreetly slide him a couple of derka dogs under the table.

Or the random firearms left laying around
On 12/11/2022 at 10:33 AM, Underdog said:

Had leftover Manwich but didn’t feel like sandwiches so I decided to cover FFs with it topped with cheese and japs… 

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I thought that was a Manwich tostada for a second and got all excited.

On 2/22/2023 at 10:30 PM, Anastasis said:

Started by making some cheesy garlic bread for the boys to go with their spaghetti and meatballs. Ended up with a cheesy garlic bread meatball sandwich. 

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9 hours ago, Deej said:

I thought that was a Manwich tostada for a second and got all excited.

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Made chicken fried steak for Texas Independence Day yesterday. Had a leftover cutlet. Threw it in the air fryer and whipped up a serving of cream gravy. Topped with japs as a nod to the Hole In The Wall’s legendary Reality sandwich.
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Bun was in the freezer and kinda freezer burned, so I microwaved it and toasted it. Turned out fine. Looks shitty.

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Turned out fine. Looks shitty.


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1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

Made chicken fried steak for Texas Independence Day yesterday. Had a leftover cutlet. Threw it in the air fryer and whipped up a serving of cream gravy. Topped with japs as a nod to the Hole In The Wall’s legendary Reality sandwich.
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On occasion, I order a DQ Dude:

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I tell em to hold all the veggies and mayo, and just gravy up that bad boy on both sides.  I never thought of adding jalapenos.  Now I will.  Brilliant.

2 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Bun was in the freezer and kinda freezer burned, so I microwaved it and toasted it. Turned out fine. Looks shitty.

I'm impressed at the day old breading structure on the CFS, well done. 

2 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Made chicken fried steak for Texas Independence Day yesterday. Had a leftover cutlet. Threw it in the air fryer and whipped up a serving of cream gravy. Topped with japs as a nod to the Hole In The Wall’s legendary Reality sandwich.
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Made chicken fried steak for Texas Independence Day yesterday. Had a leftover cutlet. Threw it in the air fryer and whipped up a serving of cream gravy. Topped with japs as a nod to the Hole In The Wall’s legendary Reality sandwich.
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This right here is the kind of stuff that Sam Houston would hand out a Republic commemoration for.

I like the use of the air fryer to rejuvenate the batter. Brilliance.
5 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Made chicken fried steak for Texas Independence Day yesterday. Had a leftover cutlet. Threw it in the air fryer and whipped up a serving of cream gravy. Topped with japs as a nod to the Hole In The Wall’s legendary Reality sandwich.
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It belongs in a Museum /gif

On occasion, I order a DQ Dude:
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I tell em to hold all the veggies and mayo, and just gravy up that bad boy on both sides.  I never thought of adding jalapenos.  Now I will.  Brilliant.

Drive to the nearest shortstop and try the chicken slammer. Imagine it as CFS slammer.



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Made chicken fried steak for Texas Independence Day yesterday. Had a leftover cutlet. Threw it in the air fryer and whipped up a serving of cream gravy. Topped with japs as a nod to the Hole In The Wall’s legendary Reality sandwich.
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Good looking sandwich. Very nice.
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Quick and dirty chili cheese dogs and tots.  Realized as I took the picture that I left the chopped onion on the counter.  Fixed that after the photo.  Alas, I had no jalapeños but yes, there was a cheese hinge.

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Well this probably won’t get much approval but here goes.

I made some short ribs in the instant pot the other night with a recipe I hadn’t used before but basic stuff with red wine and bay leaves and such….up up til it call for some brown sugar. Should have gone with instinct and 86’d it or cut it way down but overall dish just didn’t vibe.

I asked myself while doing yard work….”self, what would old steel shank do?” I know what he’d do. He’d make himself a sammich. So I warmed it up and sliced it but was sure to get some gravy and carrot bits on the bread. I also had bijan in the backfield making the bun have a tad bit of bite and some provolone to tie it all together. A quick skillet action on both sides and now we’re talking. It’s ugly but it eats.

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Lg Jack and Coke. HEB Deluxe Mac N Cheese with Owens All Natural Breakfast Sausage and peas and carrots (for veggie infusion). Also with Tapatio sauce.

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Lg Jack and Coke. HEB Deluxe Mac N Cheese with Owens All Natural Breakfast Sausage and peas and carrots (for veggie infusion).

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Is that a Swingline? 
 

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