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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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Oh so beans at ok then...go it. Cool.

17 hours ago, deft said:

Oh so beans at ok then...go it. Cool.

Is it a bowl of chili?  No?  Then cool.

Beans and cornbread are always cool.  Because Texas.

WTF doesn't like beans and cornbread???? I don't wanna live in that person's world.

3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

No shits givin.

After that bowl of beans?

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Something awoke in shank last night. At that exact moment, he wasn’t thinking about some snatch and a sandwich.

He was thinking something else.

Something sinister.

Just had a fried egg sandwich with ham and jalapeno monterey jack. The SS is right again. 

It's game day, bitches.

17 hours ago, utee94 said:

WTF doesn't like beans and cornbread???? I don't wanna live in that person's world.

You new here?  

5 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Was just feeling randy.

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6 hours ago, deft said:

Something awoke in shank last night. At that exact moment, he wasn’t thinking about some snatch and a sandwich.

He was thinking something else.

Something sinister.

Sounds like SS had to take a midnight beer-and-bean shit. Good thing you were there to chronicle it.

The Cheeto prints in the bread complete the photo.

Did Michael Strahan take a bite of that sandwich.  

I don't care for pickles but that burger looks like it's cooked perfectly.  Would we really expect any less?

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Did Michael Strahan take a bite of that sandwich.  

Mine's on the left, your momma's on the right.

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Pepperoni Pizza Rolls, sriracha, OG cheez balls.

Is that styrofoam full of lean? Wait...wrong thread.

Did you make that sandwich in cold, weightless void of outer space?!

2 hours ago, ohchaucer said:

Did you make that sandwich in cold, weightless void of outer space?!

How the hell do you smoke those heaters in the oxygen-less void of space without the possibility of combustion? 

 

LDAF

 

And it's giving me a crick in my neck as I look at its dryness.

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So all the cool kids are posting pictures sideways now? Guess I gotta learn how to do that....

3 hours ago, Bat Guano said:

So all the cool kids are posting pictures sideways now? Guess I gotta learn how to do that....

Let me know how to not do it. I have no idea how change that

not sure why that happened either ... but the sandwich was dry and sideways.. so.. it's kind of appropriate. 

no idea how to fix it.

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