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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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The hammac taco is an improv masterpiece. I just have to laugh.

Underutilized is the taco, decades long talk of sliced bread and various utensils, not suprising coming from a country in which 71% of American adults put ketchup on their steak.

1 hour ago, Dewey said:

Underutilized is the taco, decades long talk of sliced bread and various utensils, not suprising coming from a country in which 71% of American adults put ketchup on their steak.

This is the most disturbing fact I've ever heard. I need to see a Venn diagram of those who eat their steak well done and those who use ketchup.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

This is the most disturbing fact I've ever heard. I need to see a Venn diagram of those who eat their steak well done and those who use ketchup.

Back when I had a daughter I made her a rib eye and she asked for A1 sauce.

Just now, Jameslaw121 said:

Back when I had a daughter I made her a rib eye and she asked for A1 sauce.

HAD.

24 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

You don't have a daughter anymore?

Not after she asked for A-1 sauce.

His daughter asked for A-1 on her ribeye once.  ONCE.

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22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Not after she asked for A-1 sauce.

His daughter asked for A-1 on her ribeye once.  ONCE.

 

 

My former Father also asked for his steak be cooked well-done.....

22 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

My former Father also asked for his steak be cooked well-done.....

Former father? Did you leave the church?

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South Texas Messkin Fried Rice ala Christmas.

Hot link, Spanish rice, egg, red and green hot sauce.

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It was so fucking good. Exceeded all expectations. I think I may have it for dinner tonight also. May go grab a couple of fresh japs to toss in there.

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

South Texas Messkin Fried Rice ala Christmas.

Hot link, Spanish rice, egg, red and green hot sauce.

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That's what I eat for breakfast when I work at home.  About to cook up some right now.

Yes! Then let it fester in your stomach, only to unleash right before your wife gets home. She can't even enter the bedroom to get out of her work clothes!

46 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That's what I eat for breakfast when I work at home.  About to cook up some right now.

No, I don't need a plate.

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HEB's venison sausage, onions, garlic, peppers, eggs, salsa, leftover Mex rice, and cheese.  Eat with chips.

This seems more like Furr's thread.  All-you-can-eat Furr's, to be precise.

I can’t be the only who has flasked it at Luby’s.

I'd kill for some fried chicken from Lubys.

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Luby’s, Steel Shank. Luby’s.

You got that carrot/raisin salet just for this thread didn't you. 

9 hours ago, ERhine said:

I can’t be the only who has flasked it at Luby’s.

<raises hand slowly>

17 hours ago, Dewey said:

I'd kill for some fried chicken Liver & Onions  from Lubys.

Fifm

22 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Luby’s, Steel Shank. Luby’s.

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22 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Luby’s, Steel Shank. Luby’s.

I always wanted to make a fish sandwich out of that slab of fried goodness.  Time may be running out.  

Do not besmirch the fine Luby’s name bu association with Furr’s.


Tap the brakes fool, do you even northcross mall and ice skate?
36 minutes ago, deft said:

 


Tap the brakes fool, do you even northcross mall and ice skate?

 

Do you even Oshman’s?

I always wanted to make a fish sandwich out of that slab of fried goodness.  Time may be running out.  


That’s what I do with two dinner rolls.

Not 100% where this goes, but feel like it might be ok here.

 

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

 


That’s what I do with two dinner rolls.

 

that shit belongs on the Vic food thread.  

that shit belongs on the Vic food thread.  


This man is talking about taking a fish filet that has been probed for temp and sandwiching it between two halves of a properly cooked yeast bread product.

Vic food thread has featured potato salad made in a sink with unknown ingredients and a teddy bear made of raw chicken.

The Luby's Fried Fish sandwich:

Luby's full fried fish portion, not the LuAnn.

Toasted bread

Tater Sauce

Hot sauce

Lemon

Side of fried cabbage (you need your greens)

Last 2 beers in the fridge

Weapon (Remington 870 Synthetic SuperMag)

Leftover Valentines Day plate and fork

Monday night football

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1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Needs magnum condoms.

Ummm....how in the HELL do YOU eat a fish sammich?  Because I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Ummm....how in the HELL do YOU eat a fish sammich?  Because I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong.

With a magnum condom, for the other fish sammich.

 

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