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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I give my dog a couple raw with her daily kibble.

That's a good source of protein and iron for em.


I think I might make some Saturday.....I generally put them in a foil pack with butter, minced garlic, and whatever seasonings I feel like using that day. Just throw em on the grill with whatever I'm cooking and they're done in like 10 min.

I usually cook my hearts on an open flame.

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Look to your right. Does The Boy wear striped pants?  Not that there’s anything wrong with that if he does. 

Pretty sure the striped pants with the blue jeweled ring on the hand is a lady friend. No, I don’t know which one, he rarely shares such info with me.
40 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Pretty sure the striped pants with the blue jeweled ring on the hand is a lady friend. No, I don’t know which one, he rarely shares such info with me.

A gentleman never tells. 

11 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Few things are as good as a sticky toffee pudding

The one at the World's End pub in Edinburgh is definitive.  When my daughter went there to check out the university, she landed late.  Dropped her bags.  Headed to the pub for a drink and a sticky toffee pudding.  There was a line to get in, doorman tells her it will be 30 minutes, she says "I don't give a shit, I flew across an ocean for a drink and a sticky toffee pudding, and I'm going to get both tonight."  

I'm thinking the one in the boy's picture looks too pretty -- I'm guessing that the ladyfriend in the picture brought it over/made it.

I best ice cream ever made was the Hagen-dazs Stocky Toffee Pudding that came from the winner of a contest on the apprentice or some other reality show. It went away and never came back. Fucking Pillsbury or whoever conglomerate owns they ass now.

17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Update from the boy, trying his latest Scottish delicacy….fried sausage and chips:

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And I think a chick was over, because this sticky toffee pudding looks too fancy for him:

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Are the dates poured over that cake, and then is it sitting on a custard?  The recipes I’ve researched have the dates mixed in the cake, and then the cake is topped with toffee and ice cream or whipped cream. Thanks for the new idea. 

15 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Are the dates poured over that cake, and then is it sitting on a custard?  The recipes I’ve researched have the dates mixed in the cake, and then the cake is topped with toffee and ice cream or whipped cream. Thanks for the new idea. 

Ain't got no clue.  Got clarity -- the girl (a local) made the pudding.  And that's her cold Desperados on the screen.  It's a tequila-flavored beer.  No thanks:

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Man....college kids will drink freaking ANYTHING.  I remember that well.

 

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ain't got no clue.  Got clarity -- the girl (a local) made the pudding.  And that's her cold Desperados on the screen.  It's a tequila-flavored beer.  No thanks:

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Man....college kids will drink freaking ANYTHING.  I remember that well.

 

Sounds like this shit from the late 90's

 

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6 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Sounds like this shit from the late 90's

 

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I smuggled a few of those out of my grandma’s fridge as a late 90’s teenager

On 10/3/2023 at 8:26 PM, Dutch said:

He really was, and the world is a lesser place without him in it. The Waffle House monologue is poetry. 

Sean Brock stole that episode with his laughing fit. 

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Fuck plates 

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This is gonna be a little hard to make out, but I've got a link of HEB smoked jap sausage laying on a murika hinge, split longways with a beef frank laying in that groove, topped with leftover Wick Fowler's chili, shredded colby jack, onions, fresh japs, homemade peppercorn ranch, and spicy mustard. 

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This is gonna be a little hard to make out, but I've got a link of HEB smoked jap sausage laying on a murika hinge, split longways with a beef frank laying in that groove, topped with leftover Wick Fowler's chili, shredded colby jack, onions, fresh japs, homemade peppercorn ranch, and spicy mustard. 
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On 10/6/2023 at 7:11 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Look to your right. Does The Boy wear striped pants?  Not that there’s anything wrong with that if he does. 

He’s in Europe. Can’t get pussy in unstriped pants dude. 

This is gonna be a little hard to make out, but I've got a link of HEB smoked jap sausage laying on a murika hinge, split longways with a beef frank laying in that groove, topped with leftover Wick Fowler's chili, shredded colby jack, onions, fresh japs, homemade peppercorn ranch, and spicy mustard. 
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Chili's, Japs, cheese cornbread. Obviously more than one bowl was consumed.

 

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autocorrect thinks I'm racist

42 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Repurposed hoagie roll.
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Hoagie?  Why don't you just call it a grinder, you yankee bastard?!?!

45 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Repurposed hoagie roll.
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Did I just stumble into the food war crimes thread?

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Hoagie?  Why don't you just call it a grinder, you yankee bastard?!?!

I'll be damned, grinder is a new england term!   Grew up eating Zero's (in the south)

Repurposed hoagie roll.
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10/10 Would read again, And smash
Hoagie?  Why don't you just call it a grinder, you yankee bastard?!?!

But I’m not hungry.
3 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:


But I’m not hungry.

Well, not anymore.  Not after eating that hoagie/grinder.

German style and chili dog living under the same roof? Csts living with dogs. Mass hysteria.

Repurposed hoagie roll.
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This, right here, is why it’s his thread

I thought Grinder was a specific sandwich with sausage In marinara with peppers and onions and smothered in mozzarella.

At least that’s what the guineas in south Des Moines called ‘em.

Hoagies and grinders
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5 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Repurposed hoagie roll.
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Well done. I can see you are trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.

2 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I thought Grinder was a specific sandwich with sausage In marinara with peppers and onions and smothered in mozzarella.

At least that’s what the guineas in south Des Moines called ‘em.

Were I grew up (Southern VA) a sub was cold and grinder was hot....  Grinders>subs.

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Repurposed hoagie roll.
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Now that’s my kind of fusion. Love it.

I made a burger.
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3 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:
Hoagies and grinders
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Rosemary and Sundried Tomato Meatloaf Sandwiches | Fudge and Jury | All  Roads Lead to the Kitchen

Funny you should post that, my wife is out of town and my 15yo is at ACL so the 11yo is picking all the meals for the two of us this weekend. Friday request was sloppy Joe’s. In a hurry I accidentally grabbed jalapeño cheese dip instead of bean dip. It’ll do though. 
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38 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Wait, is that a wheat bun?

She wasn’t thrilled either. 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Wait, is that a wheat bun?

 

53 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

She wasn’t thrilled either. 

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3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

In a hurry I accidentally grabbed jalapeño cheese dip instead of bean dip. It’ll do though. 

I've done the same thing--meant to get jalapeño bean dip and didn't notice my mistake until after popping the top. Sure, cheese dip is serviceable, but when your appetite was set on beans ... fucking disaster.

No issue with the wheat bun, btw. But I'll defer to His Royal Shankness for a proper ruling.

Funny you should post that, my wife is out of town and my 15yo is at ACL so the 11yo is picking all the meals for the two of us this weekend. Friday request was sloppy Joe’s. In a hurry I accidentally grabbed jalapeño cheese dip instead of bean dip. It’ll do though. 
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And what else is on her menu?
17 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


And what else is on her menu?

Meatball subs and either breffiss tacos or egg sammy’s. It’ll be a challenge for her to go 3 days without chicken strips. 

1 hour ago, Braff Zacklin said:

No issue with the wheat bun, btw. But I'll defer to His Royal Shankness for a proper ruling.

If that's all he had, it's approved, but it does raise some concerns.

Definitely all I had and they had to be thawed out in the oven. 

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Definitely all I had and they had to be thawed out in the oven. 

What about tortillas? FLOUR tortillas.

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9 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Definitely all I had and they had to be thawed out in the oven. 

We’re going to let this one slide, but remember

White buns = Hey Steel Shank

Wheat buns = Shit I cooked lately

Gluten free buns = Negged to bolivia 

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