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Grandpa, what's for dinner? 
Weez gonna have some Sweet Sue canned chicken and jelly, possum pecker soup, squirrel stew, momma's yeast biscuits, corn, greens and all washed warshed down with moonshine. 


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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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Why is it coated in placenta?

You were too when you came out of your mom’s can.

Negged for Karbach.

Jk, looks tasty.

I don’t know where else to put this, but anyone else in here ever have nduja? It’s this Italian pate made with salami and fermented chili peppers. Wife found some at a boujie deli in our neighboring town. She was putting together a fancy meat and cheese tray (I don’t use the C word) and the butcher recommended we include this stuff.

Holy shit, I’m hooked. If you can find this stuff, buy it.

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You've got some nerve coming into the Shank thread with porcelain serving trays and using words like "pate". The least you could do was make a cheese hinge.

 

 

But that does look great.

You've got some nerve coming into the Shank thread with porcelain serving trays and using words like "pate". The least you could do was make a cheese hinge.
 
 
But that does look great.

At least it has a cheese hat
I don’t know where else to put this, but anyone else in here ever have nduja? It’s this Italian pate made with salami and fermented chili peppers. Wife found some at a boujie deli in our neighboring town. She was putting together a fancy meat and cheese tray (I don’t use the C word) and the butcher recommended we include this stuff.

Holy shit, I’m hooked. If you can find this stuff, buy it.

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It’s fantastic. It’s from southern Italy, Calabria. Our son’s best buddy from his time in Berlin is from there, he showed us the ropes: you’re supposed to warm nduja, which makes it this sort of spicy meat spread, goes great on crunchy bread. We actually have an nduja warmer:

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You put a candle in the pig head, and warm the nduja on top. Nduja is the great grandfather of Mexican chorizo. It’s awesome.

Also, inspired me to make a tasty breakfast while I watched Texas picked to go to the motherfucking Rose Bowl CFP semi….fuck yeah. Chorizo con huevo y queso, with dona sauce:

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


It’s fantastic. It’s from southern Italy, Calabria. Our son’s best buddy from his time in Berlin is from there, he showed us the ropes: you’re supposed to warm nduja, which makes it this sort of spicy meat spread, goes great on crunchy bread. We actually have an nduja warmer:

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You put a candle in the pig head, and warm the nduja on top. Nduja is the great grandfather of Mexican chorizo. It’s awesome.

That sounds really good.  We were spreading it on crackers at room temp yesterday and that slammed 

Negged for Karbach again

On 12/3/2023 at 11:29 AM, Brisketexan said:

Also, inspired me to make a tasty breakfast while I watched Texas picked to go to the motherfucking Rose Bowl CFP semi….fuck yeah. Chorizo con huevo y queso, with dona sauce:

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Texas is going to the Sugar Bowl, not the Rose Bowl. Get your shit together. 

On 12/3/2023 at 11:50 AM, deft said:

Negged for Karbach again

Karbach is fine, but IPA's are for hipsters. 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Texas is going to the Sugar Bowl, not the Rose Bowl. Get your shit together. 

Yeah, wasn't having a super detail-oriented morning.  My mental sharpness was along the lines of

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9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Thread worthy? 

 

Hot cheetos?  Ramen?  Queso?  Boobs?

 

Yeah.  It belongs here.

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Karbach is fine, but IPA's are for hipsters. 

Or someone who likes a stronger beer.

I'll show myself out.

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Thread worthy? 
 

I’d have to be ultra high, but yeah. And I’d bang that gash, too.
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Jack in the Box taco, egg fried in bacon grease, taco sauce. #winning

8 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Paper towel would have been more appropriate.

Okay, Mr. Hoity Toity.

On 12/4/2023 at 9:47 PM, Steel Shank said:

Paper towel would have been more appropriate.

A knife or a firearm would only compliment the display. 

32 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

A knife or a firearm would only compliment the display. 

knives and firearms are always so thoughtful with their compliments

7 minutes ago, elfenix said:

knives and firearms are always so thoughtful with their compliments

Knives and firearms don’t talk to you. You should seek help. 

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A dozen Jack in the Box tacos
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1st layer tacos and enchilada sauce
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Beans and cheese
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Repeat previous steps x2. Add taco sauce.
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Out of the oven
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And into my belly
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Next time I’d add some taco meat and use less beans.

28 minutes ago, luke duke said:

A dozen Jack in the Box tacos
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1st layer tacos and enchilada sauce
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Beans and cheese
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Repeat previous steps x2. Add taco sauce.
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Out of the oven
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And into my belly
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Next time I’d add some taco meat and use less beans.

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On a scale of 0 to Willie Nelson, how high were you?

This post will not be topped for the remainder of the year.  If ever.  Wow.

13 minutes ago, SurlyGator said:

This post will not be topped for the remainder of the year.  If ever.  Wow.

Says someone who thinks that some poster here WON'T make a "seven layers of seven layer burritos from Taco Bell" concoction before year's end.  Oh ye of little faith.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Says someone who thinks that some poster here WON'T make a "seven layers of seven layer burritos from Taco Bell" concoction before year's end.  Oh ye of little faith.

I think that is the Dip that you take to Super Bowl parties. 

Needs green beans.

 

 

Ha ha, just kidding. Now go fuck yourself for posting such deliciousness while I'm thinking about making a fucking snack!!

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Says someone who thinks that some poster here WON'T make a "seven layers of seven layer burritos from Taco Bell" concoction before year's end.  Oh ye of little faith.

We are entering the party season. Shit happens.

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A dozen Jack in the Box tacos
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1st layer tacos and enchilada sauce
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Beans and cheese
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Repeat previous steps x2. Add taco sauce.
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Out of the oven
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And into my belly
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Next time I’d add some taco meat and use less beans.
*fewer
4 hours ago, Paco said:
14 hours ago, luke duke said:
A dozen Jack in the Box tacos
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1st layer tacos and enchilada sauce
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Beans and cheese
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Repeat previous steps x2. Add taco sauce.
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Out of the oven
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And into my belly
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Next time I’d add some taco meat and use less beans.

*fewer

We let shit like this slide around here because there are no rules.

'Cept for plates.

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Jack in the Box taco, egg fried in bacon grease, taco sauce. #winning

Was this a fresh jb taco or leftover, like it sat out overnight. They evolve a bit with time, like a fine cheese. Besides a weapon to set the tone, I think a room temp Lone Star is the perfect accoutrement.
A dozen Jack in the Box tacos
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1st layer tacos and enchilada sauce
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Beans and cheese
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Repeat previous steps x2. Add taco sauce.
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Out of the oven
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And into my belly
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Next time I’d add some taco meat and use less beans.

Now this here…this is genius. It’s like it should be enshrined as a Texas State Park or something.
15 hours ago, luke duke said:

A dozen Jack in the Box tacos
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1st layer tacos and enchilada sauce
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Beans and cheese
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Repeat previous steps x2. Add taco sauce.
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Out of the oven
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And into my belly
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Next time I’d add some taco meat and use less beans.

I can't stop looking at it.

On 12/3/2023 at 11:29 AM, Brisketexan said:

Also, inspired me to make a tasty breakfast while I watched Texas picked to go to the motherfucking Rose Bowl CFP semi….fuck yeah. Chorizo con huevo y queso, with dona sauce:

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You must have been really drunk.

Not only did you get the game wrong but you made one taco without the tortilla.

You must have been really drunk.
Not only did you get the game wrong but you made one taco without the tortilla.

Another way to look at it is that I made so much filing I had extra, and ate it.
16 hours ago, luke duke said:

A dozen Jack in the Box tacos
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1st layer tacos and enchilada sauce
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Beans and cheese
45f94b65e5dc291990ae415d43228e66.jpg

Repeat previous steps x2. Add taco sauce.
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Out of the oven
42593cd329267343796fd99701c92f27.jpg

And into my belly
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Next time I’d add some taco meat and use less beans.

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I’m trying to figure out a cheese enchilada jb taco tamale turducken like thing.

I’ve been inspired now by the jb taco lasagna thing

5 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I’m trying to figure out a cheese enchilada jb taco tamale turducken like thing.

I’ve been inspired now by the jb taco lasagna thing

Let the force flow through you.

I’m trying to figure out a cheese enchilada jb taco tamale turducken like thing.

I’ve been inspired now by the jb taco lasagna thing

Work an Allsups burrito in there too.
On 12/8/2023 at 11:57 AM, Texzilla58 said:

I’m trying to figure out a cheese enchilada jb taco tamale turducken like thing.

I’ve been inspired now by the jb taco lasagna thing

Thinking like a 7 layer dip with air fried JCB Tacos cut in half on top. Keep it crunchy. 

As much as I want to use JitB tacos like above or even beyond, their deliciousness is in their simplicity. A buddy of mine showed me the way many years ago, order them no lettuce, fold them in half long ways, dunk in their buttermilk ranch sauce. Enjoy bliss at 3am….

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