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35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If I know my convenient store dogs I'm assuming QT?

Yeah jalapeño cheddar smoked sausage.

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couple Earl Campbell hotlinks with some sauerkraut and japs, dressed with jalapeño mustard and homemade curry ketchup.

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16 hours ago, wd40 said:

couple Earl Campbell hotlinks with some sauerkraut and japs, dressed with jalapeño mustard and homemade curry ketchup.

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Please explain the home made curry ketchup.. I am intrigued

I started with this recipe, but with a more curry powder, and a whole lot less honey--like maybe a 1/4tsp, at the most.

http://www.thekitchenmaus.com/quick-curry-ketchup/

I also don't mix it in a separate container.  I just buy a smaller bottle of our usual and squirt some out into the existing family-size bottle of the same, to make room for the additives.  I then use a funnel to feed the adds as a slurry, stir it with a chopstick or something, then shake the shit out of it.  takes a day or two to settle in and taste right.

what's funny to me is she's trying to replicate Hela off-the-shelf curry ketchup.  but I'd never had it until I stumbled upon it somewhere, after having made my own a few times.  the Hela stuff was disgusting.  part of it may be the too-sweetness, but it might also be the ketchup base they use, which everyone has their own favorite.

in the process, I figured out how to make my own Hut's hickory sauce, which I think is just ketchup with some liquid smoke and worcestershire.  but I mess with that, too, as my memory changes.

20 hours ago, wd40 said:

couple Earl Campbell hotlinks with some sauerkraut and japs, dressed with jalapeño mustard and homemade curry ketchup.

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Just looking at that picture made me rip a fart.

yessir.  very much so, sir.  

this was my setup for watching the game, last night:  the intake for the air purifier strategically positioned.  could have pointed it at the tv and been better off.

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On 1/1/2024 at 5:46 PM, wd40 said:

couple Earl Campbell hotlinks with some sauerkraut and japs, dressed with jalapeño mustard and homemade curry ketchup.

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Sort of like traditional Bigos but transformed to Bigass.  I’d eat it.  




in the process, I figured out how to make my own Hut's hickory sauce, which I think is just ketchup with some liquid smoke and worcestershire.  but I mess with that, too, as my memory changes.


Where's my Theta you sonofabitch?
On 1/1/2024 at 1:26 PM, ztejas said:

Yeah jalapeño cheddar smoked sausage.

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1 hour ago, Paco said:


 

 


Where's my Theta you sonofabitch?

 

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your farts are going to be exquisite tonight

16 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

de rigueur

That means "who gutted the chicken?" for you non-French speakers.

test driving some HEB frozen 'thinly-sliced sirloin beef'.  not bad, but needed a little zip, and I don't know where to get the hot pepper relish locally, anymore.  used chili-garlic paste and some peperoncinis.   left over purple hulls and mashed on the side.

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Made a batch of pickled soft boiled eggs this week.  Eggs thrown in a mix of a can sliced jalapeños and juice, pickle juice, a few things of garlic, some habanero pepper sauce, a little soy sauce, Cajun Bait smoked jalapeño blend and pepper.  Delicious! 

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Forgive the plating

HEB Aloha buns are legit. 
Heritage Beef + Left over red + Aloha + cheese hinge. Best in a long time. 
 

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Buddy is going hard in the paint for Wild Card Saturday 
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One, Buddy is full of shit. Two, innanet is freaky. This popped across my Facebook feed. 5d ago.

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2 hours ago, Fudbelty said:


One, Buddy is full of shit. Two, innanet is freaky. This popped across my Facebook feed. 5d ago.

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That Son of a Bitch. 


One, Buddy is full of shit. Two, innanet is freaky. This popped across my Facebook feed. 5d ago.

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Beat me to it.
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#stolenvalor

Maybe he hasn’t bought a camera phone yet and was just saying this is what he’s doing.

1 hour ago, Fudbelty said:

Maybe he hasn’t bought a camera phone yet and was just saying this is what he’s doing.

That's a good point. Maybe Chicken Sandwich, in the fog of glee and hunger upon seeing the pic, somehow thought his buddy was making it, when said buddy was merely saying, "Hey, Chicken Sandwich, check this out!"

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37 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

That's a good point. Maybe Chicken Sandwich, in the fog of glee and hunger upon seeing the pic, somehow thought his buddy was making it, when said buddy was merely saying, "Hey, Chicken Sandwich, check this out!"

This is a job for the Special Investigators.

46 minutes ago, RPM said:

This is a job for the Special Investigators.

You don't mess with the Special Investigators**.

 

 

**Because they can't act.

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Whole lotta talking going on on in here. Get busy shank’n or get busy dying.


I was surprised when had corny dogs in the freezer. But I could let the air fryer basket go that empty.

At first I thought it was one of them UFO things. Never seen anything like that before and my butthole felt funny.

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10 minutes ago, RPM said:

At first I thought it was one of them UFO things. Never seen anything like that before and my butthole felt funny.

Warms your anus?

1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

Warms your anus?

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The boy left some frozen jalapeño poppers behind. Well, we can take care of that.

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Know what's good on a cold night? Naoch

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Carne guisada, pintos, rice, queso paired nicely with a vodka ginger ale.
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Miami trompo and mom and daughter ass combo 

 

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Ain’t nuttin wrong with what she’s draggin in that wagon.

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Brisket egg potato cheese breakfast taco.  

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23 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Brisket egg potato cheese breakfast taco.  

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Damn !

Potatoes look great. 

6 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

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Now I'm hungry AF

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On 1/9/2024 at 1:01 PM, wd40 said:

test driving some HEB frozen 'thinly-sliced sirloin beef'.  not bad, but needed a little zip, and I don't know where to get the hot pepper relish locally, anymore.  used chili-garlic paste and some peperoncinis.   left over purple hulls and mashed on the side.

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Pos rep for the Corelle leaded plate.

Open faced breakfast sammich (at 11pm) on brioche. Cold leftover bacon on the side. 
 

I may have been high but you have no proof!!!

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