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Breakfast. Tater tots, two fried eggs, bacon, left over sausage and brisket, jalapenos and salsa Verde
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  • ChickenSandwich
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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

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Breakfast. Tater tots, two fried eggs, bacon, left over sausage and brisket, jalapenos and salsa Verde
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That looks amazing. And would be even better if you cooked the tots!
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Leftover Chili and hot links, needed some chopped onions.

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Biscuits & sausage gravy yesterday morning.

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5 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

That meal was planned ahead & executed well on a nice plate. Shank shit is more open the fridge & let's see what the fuck we can do. 

He is correct.  Shankworthy includes only paper or plastic disposable plates.  Kiddie plates are also acceptable.

Fancy plate, wood not smash. Sorry you didn’t have any pepper for your gravy. Also, wtf is on the fancy dish just out of frame? This isn’t fucking Nam.

meanwhile, at deer camp:  chili variations

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yes, I know.  new phone case on order.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He is correct.  Shankworthy includes only paper or plastic disposable plates.  Kiddie plates are also acceptable.

He might be correct but dont feed the animals.

27 minutes ago, huge said:

He might be correct but dont feed the animals.

Aren't we all animals in this thread?

3 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

Fancy plate, wood not smash. Sorry you didn’t have any pepper for your gravy. Also, wtf is on the fancy dish just out of frame? This isn’t fucking Nam.

Needed the china plate to sop up gravy.  Candle.

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Snack aka tamale in repose


Repose here is chili/cheese/diced onion/hot Valentina/Miss Renfroe spicy jalapeños

17 hours ago, baboso said:

Needed the china plate to sop up gravy.  Candle.

Paper plates have a built in funnel.

21 hours ago, wd40 said:

meanwhile, at deer camp:  chili variations

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yes, I know.  new phone case on order.

nah just need to wipe the bacon grease from the lens

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Leftover Manwich over Kraft M&C, thought about making another sandwich but the just threw it in a bowl… 

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On 1/22/2024 at 6:33 PM, baboso said:

Biscuits & sausage gravy yesterday morning.

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If you find yourself out of paper plates, I've found a flattened out Bud Light 12 pk carton works just fine. 18 and 24 pk for larger meals.

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

If you find yourself out of paper plates, I've found a flattened out Bud Light 12 pk carton works just fine. 18 and 24 pk for larger meals.

I suppose the hitchhiking germs from the bed of your S-10 is just a bonus, right?

4 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

I suppose the hitchhiking germs from the bed of your S-10 is just a bonus, right?

Flavor crystals

Beauty in simplicity, or sheer madness. You decide.

On 1/24/2024 at 11:54 AM, Underdog said:

Leftover Manwich over Kraft M&C, thought about making another sandwich but the just threw it in a bowl… 

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AKA "low carb version"

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2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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I’ve looked at that pic twice, and keep seeing “parking water”.  Americans should drink more of that.  Maybe then a motherfucker could park worth a shit.  

3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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@Steel Shank, you see, hates the taste of grapefruit. So he needs a slug of clear, odorless and tasteless Hill Country vodka to warsh it down.

10 hours ago, South Austin said:

So chips, huh?

I heated the chips and the hot sauce. So I was cooking.

22 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I heated the chips and the hot sauce. So I was cooking.

Is there a YouTube video for that?

This is gonna sound sacrilegious but I don’t fuck with Tony’s party pizzas. The rolls, all day. Fuck that weird as crust on the pizzas.

This is gonna sound sacrilegious but I don’t fuck with Tony’s party pizzas. The rolls, all day. Fuck that weird as crust on the pizzas.

Yep, you nailed it, that’s a terrible take. And it’s Totinos not Tony’s bro.

Tomato, totino. Whatever. Tastes like shit.

Tomato, totino. Whatever. Tastes like shit.

GTFO of this thread. Don’t make me tell you a second time.

Dollar pizza is dollar pizza. Improvise, adapt, overcome, add hot sauce.

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Dollar pizza is dollar pizza. Improvise, adapt, overcome, add hot sauce. Maybe smoke a  bowl. 

FIFM

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FIFM

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Chorizo and egg brefiss tacos

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Couple mi tienda tamales, HEB chili, mi tienda cotija and two over easy.

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Putting this here because the subject is a food best/most often consumed drunk.

The boy applied to multiple study abroad programs for next year, and just got accepted by his first choice, in Mainz, Germany.  The application had to include a statement of personal interest.  He mentioned his German language skills, his past experiences living in Germany, navigating their system, etc.  But he also added this, in the discussion of why he would particularly like to study in Germany:

"Germany is the home of one of my favorite foods, the doner kebab, which in terms of flavor and quality, cannot be matched outside of Germany."

I mean, he'd say the same thing about chippy if he was applying to a UK school, but still, solid reason to choose a place to go to school: "you have a food that I really, really like to eat when I get drunk."

On 1/28/2024 at 10:24 AM, elfenix said:

Chorizo and egg brefiss tacos

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Everything about this looks fantastic (save for the mater chunks), but got damn that Bloody.  That looks exceptional.

48 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Putting this here because the subject is a food best/most often consumed drunk.

The boy applied to multiple study abroad programs for next year, and just got accepted by his first choice, in Mainz, Germany.  The application had to include a statement of personal interest.  He mentioned his German language skills, his past experiences living in Germany, navigating their system, etc.  But he also added this, in the discussion of why he would particularly like to study in Germany:

"Germany is the home of one of my favorite foods, the doner kebab, which in terms of flavor and quality, cannot be matched outside of Germany."

I mean, he'd say the same thing about chippy if he was applying to a UK school, but still, solid reason to choose a place to go to school: "you have a food that I really, really like to eat when I get drunk."

The best doner kebab would be from a Turkey, but I get his reasoning, even if he is wrong. Lol. Seriously, congrats to him. 

Putting this here because the subject is a food best/most often consumed drunk.
The boy applied to multiple study abroad programs for next year, and just got accepted by his first choice, in Mainz, Germany.  The application had to include a statement of personal interest.  He mentioned his German language skills, his past experiences living in Germany, navigating their system, etc.  But he also added this, in the discussion of why he would particularly like to study in Germany:
"Germany is the home of one of my favorite foods, the doner kebab, which in terms of flavor and quality, cannot be matched outside of Germany."
I mean, he'd say the same thing about chippy if he was applying to a UK school, but still, solid reason to choose a place to go to school: "you have a food that I really, really like to eat when I get drunk."

Sounds like he’s got his priorities in line.
1 hour ago, deft said:


Sounds like he’s got his priorities in line.

Well, he also noted that the drop-dead gorgeous Norwegian girl who he befriended in Berlin is in school in Mannheim, just 40 minutes away.  They're already in touch about his impending move.  So....lots of priorities.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

So....lots of priorities.

Like laying pipe, perhaps?

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