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The last sentence reminded me of last night so I checked my photo album and found this taken at 1:03 am.

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There may have been some of the last sentence. There may have been some drink. There were few ragrets….or memories for that matter.

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Not sure where this belongs, so I'll post it here. I just had the best f'n french fries I've ever had at a Sonic in North Fort Worth. They were crinkle cut instead of the normal straight cut they serve. I kid you not, these were Michelin quality shit. Perfectly cooked crispy crunch. I wiped them out before I thought to take a pic. I hope this is a trend.
For the record weed was not involved.

Denied. I still think you were high as fuck.
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This thread is both an inspiration and will probably lead to my early demise

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Good god, man.  If you're going to post porn fucking spoiler that shit.

2 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Good god, man.  If you're going to post porn fucking spoiler that shit.

Yeah, that shit is sexy as HELL.

2 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

This thread is both an inspiration and will probably lead to my early demise

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Your wife is going to kill you. You're going to wind up smelling like a Water Buffalo with an ass-infection.

“Smelling like a Water Buffalo with an ass infection”

oddly specific. 

This thread is both an inspiration and will probably lead to my early demise

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I love the Tito’s just chillin in the back ready for the party.
16 minutes ago, PantsTent said:


I love the Tito’s just chillin in the back ready for the party.

HI, I'm jameslaw121. This is my brother Tito and thats my other brother Tito. 

This thread is both an inspiration and will probably lead to my early demise

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This is near perfection. If you add a pistol to this still life, it would rank with the TexMex scene from Tres Hombres.
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BEC w/frozen hashbrown bun.  Crystal on top.

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8 hours ago, HeHateMe said:

BEC w/frozen hashbrown bun.  Crystal on top.

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Nice looking breakfast sandwich.

Pulled pork & tater salet leftover from Memorial Day, toasted king’s rolls. 

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You need to just go ahead and put the tater salad on the sandwich. At least that's what I'd do.

32 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

You need to just go ahead and put the tater salad on the sandwich. At least that's what I'd do.

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1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

You need to just go ahead and put the tater salad on the sandwich. At least that's what I'd do.

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Feeling roast of beef.  With double cheddar, bacon, some jalapeños, and horsey sauce.  On Texas toast.

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I’m gonna dunk on you bastards.  This here’s a couple pieces of a whole wheat savage, and two pieces of a meaters.   The sad part?  I’m eating it.  All.

 

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2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’m eating it.  All.

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14 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

You got the munchies, judgey-wudgey?

I thought I did.  Sadly could not eat as much as I used to. Was feeling cry, but hey I got leftover cold pizza for breakfast!  

40 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I thought I did.  Sadly could not eat as much as I used to. Was feeling cry, but hey I got leftover cold pizza for breakfast!  

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I searched for the cheese hinge thread; can’t remember where cheese hinges are readily celebrated but I think it’s here.

I made chili cheese dogs.  Originally planned to eat normally but it devolved to fork and knife.  fried the buns in butter then broiled the cheese hinges.  browned some spicy breakfast sausage and added to the chili.  pan fried the dogs in the sausage grease.  smothered in chili and added more cheese.

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I hadn’t eaten all day so I wasn’t making rational decisions. 

Looks to me like you were making inspired decisions. Cranking out the  hits like 80's era Huey Lewis and the News. 

15 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Were you searching for cheese hinge in fucking NSAA or something?

that’s a whole different kind of cheese hinge…

56 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I didn’t trademark cheese hinge,  because I’m not THAT big of an asshole.

This from the Hangin' Judge of Val Verde County!!

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7 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

This from the Hangin' Judge of Val Verde County!!

I’m not hung and my Palo Verde has done vamoosed to blanco!  Also we don’t rent pigs.  

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I searched for the cheese hinge thread; can’t remember where cheese hinges are readily celebrated but I think it’s here.
I made chili cheese dogs.  Originally planned to eat normally but it devolved to fork and knife.  fried the buns in butter then broiled the cheese hinges.  browned some spicy breakfast sausage and added to the chili.  pan fried the dogs in the sausage grease.  smothered in chili and added more cheese.
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Were you out of onions?
On 6/1/2024 at 5:11 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’m gonna dunk on you bastards.  This here’s a couple pieces of a whole wheat savage, and two pieces of a meaters.   The sad part?  I’m eating it.  All.

 

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Whole wheat is for them hairy legged women down in Austin, get back to the regular white crust Hippy. 

1 hour ago, Al Czervik said:

Whole wheat is for them hairy legged women down in Austin, get back to the regular white crust Hippy. 

Wife and I got Conan's last night.  She likes the whole wheat crust, so this hits close to home.

38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wife and I got Conan's last night.  She likes the whole wheat crust, so this hits close to home.

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43 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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Being that my wife's go-to recipe is a bowl of cornflakes.....hits close to home and all that.

Wife and I got Conan's last night.  She likes the whole wheat crust, so this hits close to home.

Yeah, but surely (surly) you got the white crust, right?
1 minute ago, burns_312 said:


Yeah, but surely (surly) you got the white crust, right?

Split a pepperoni, sausage, and mushroom deep dish.  Added anchovies to my half.

Would I have preferred a Savage, add jalapenos and anchovies, on white?  Fuck yes I would have.  Man, the food ordering compromises my male mexican coonass self has to make because I married a cute gringa who doesn't like things too spicy or exotic....it's heartbreaking, man.

Then again, when I am doing the bachelor thing when she's out of town....I get a Savage for dinner one night, and Popeye's spicy dark meat for dinner the next.  DREAMS DO COME TRUE.

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Brined and fried chicken thigh

Homemade pimento

Fresh picked jalapeno

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That looks like it doesn’t suck.  Points deducted, however, for the fancy plate and lack of both a firearm and brown water.  Still, respectable effort!

Fancy plate? It’s called a cutting board.

2 minutes ago, deft said:

Fancy plate? It’s called a cutting board.

Yes, but it's not made from a piece of scrap plywood he forgot about till he found it in the shed where he keeps such things.  So, the point stands.

This thread is both an inspiration and will probably lead to my early demise

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I’m late to the party but this is one fine cootterie board.

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