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#1002

I was just about to give extra credit for going with a paper towel instead of a paper plate, then he fucked it all up.

#1006

The dollops of hot sauce appear almost lovingly applied with the hand of a true artisan.  And I'd haz disappoint if any of that slab of butter in the background didn't make it onto the biscuit prior to assembly.

Oh, and watch out for metal fragments...

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#1007

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, especially when washed down with some ice cold bud light.

#1009
2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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Well, I mean....if you LIKE that sort of thing.

Which I do.  Very much.

I fried up some venison sausage patties last weekend, and have had several such sammiches since.  If a spicy sausage and egg biscuit is wrong, I never want to be right.

#1011

And someday, Mr. Shank and I are going to meet for lunch.

And we'll surprise the hell out of all of y'all by doing it at someplace like Mr. Natural.

#1013

I started making sausage sandwiches the day mom told me to feed myself. You can also ball up the breakfast sausage meatball size, add them to your marinara.

#1016

Glorious thread is still glorious. I think my favorite thing from the last few pages is “dipping gravy”. 

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Put that in an art gallery and people could analyze it for hours.

The open cap symbolizes the pouring out of his feelings.

The TABC mug is his yearning for help
#1020


Put that in an art gallery and people could analyze it for hours.

The open cap symbolizes the pouring out of his feelings.

The TABC mug is his yearning for help

And the balls stand for BALLS.
#1023
42 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:


Do you know who took it to 11 last night?

She wants you to call.

#1026
Did you eat it then take a nap? Because that's what I would do. I think I'd also heat it up. Melt the cheese.

Yep. I like my meatloaf sammich either cold with ketchup, or warm with gravy and melted cheese.

I kinda like all the meatloafs.
#1027
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Yep. I like my meatloaf sammich either cold with ketchup, or warm with gravy and melted cheese.

I kinda like all the meatloafs.

 

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On 12/6/2018 at 4:40 PM, NateHitch said:

I saw the words, hell I even read them. But I'm still not sure wh

Best part of the fish.  Loping shears make easy work of removing them

 

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#1032
14 hours ago, Paco said:

Well he won't do THAT.

well hot patootie

#1036
Just now, CooterBrown said:

Back in college, the experimenting brisketexan ate that meatloaf also.

Only if paired with a nice chianti and some fava beans.

#1039

That whole naoch plate smacks of a lot of effort though.  Individually constructed naoches is pretty high fallutin.

#1040

Probably posted this before but it’s so good.

I’m home alone tonight so it’s my favorite poor meal. Can of HEB charro beans, hot link, jalapeño, onion, and tomato. Add a packet of Sazon.

Mrs Brown may getting a Dutch oven tonight.

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#1044
That whole naoch plate smacks of a lot of effort though.  Individually constructed naoches is pretty high fallutin.


I believe we had a lengthy debate about individual construction vs “piled on” naoch on TOS. I believe the conclusion was that Kevin Morgan likes neither individual construction naoch or piled on naoch. It was determined that he likes scat instead, allegedly.
#1045
That whole naoch plate smacks of a lot of effort though.  Individually constructed naoches is pretty high fallutin.
That's fair. The High Life in the pic was only my 2nd alcoholic drink of the evening. Normally when I make the naoch I'm more than 8 drinks in and the effort is much more lacking.

That being said, individual naoches are bad ass.
#1046
I would give you rep, but there's no firearm.
I'm still a yearling. I'll take this advice into consideration next time.
#1048
That's fair. The High Life in the pic was only my 2nd alcoholic drink of the evening. Normally when I make the naoch I'm more than 8 drinks in and the effort is much more lacking.

That being said, individual naoches are bad ass.

I celebrate all naoch.

And Miller High Life. You know...it’s the champagne of beers.
#1050
5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


And Miller High Life. You know...it’s the champagne of beers.

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