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We need to bring back the "Look at this fucking sandwich" thread. 

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I was just about to give extra credit for going with a paper towel instead of a paper plate, then he fucked it all up.

chilaquiles. Chips tossed in hot salsa and two eggs.

Easy comfort breffest food.

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The dollops of hot sauce appear almost lovingly applied with the hand of a true artisan.  And I'd haz disappoint if any of that slab of butter in the background didn't make it onto the biscuit prior to assembly.

Oh, and watch out for metal fragments...

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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, especially when washed down with some ice cold bud light.

Perhaps we should start a GoFundme for a Steel Shank Diner?  James Beard winner in the making. 

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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Well, I mean....if you LIKE that sort of thing.

Which I do.  Very much.

I fried up some venison sausage patties last weekend, and have had several such sammiches since.  If a spicy sausage and egg biscuit is wrong, I never want to be right.

You're livin' right. 

Also, there's cheese under the egg. But I figured y'all knew that.

And someday, Mr. Shank and I are going to meet for lunch.

And we'll surprise the hell out of all of y'all by doing it at someplace like Mr. Natural.

I started making sausage sandwiches the day mom told me to feed myself. You can also ball up the breakfast sausage meatball size, add them to your marinara.

Add pepper jack cheese, and that's a staple for me after feeding livestock and before the 11:00 a.m. football games.

+ rep for the Christmas flower in the background.  Even our steel shank thread needs a little beauty every now and then.  

Glorious thread is still glorious. I think my favorite thing from the last few pages is “dipping gravy”. 

Beam Black or Devil's Cut would have taken it to 11.

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Put that in an art gallery and people could analyze it for hours.

The open cap symbolizes the pouring out of his feelings.

The TABC mug is his yearning for help


Put that in an art gallery and people could analyze it for hours.

The open cap symbolizes the pouring out of his feelings.

The TABC mug is his yearning for help

And the balls stand for BALLS.
Beam Black or Devil's Cut would have taken it to 11.

Do you know who took it to 11 last night?

Do you know who took it to 11 last night?

Oh! Oh! Mr Kottah! Call on me! I know this one!
42 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:


Do you know who took it to 11 last night?

She wants you to call.

Meatloaf sammich, because hangover.db16238413630ed6bcf8ce8e8a60c1da.jpg

Did you eat it then take a nap? Because that's what I would do. I think I'd also heat it up. Melt the cheese.

Did you eat it then take a nap? Because that's what I would do. I think I'd also heat it up. Melt the cheese.

Yep. I like my meatloaf sammich either cold with ketchup, or warm with gravy and melted cheese.

I kinda like all the meatloafs.
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Yep. I like my meatloaf sammich either cold with ketchup, or warm with gravy and melted cheese.

I kinda like all the meatloafs.

 

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Well 2 out of 3 ain’t bad

Well 2 out of 3 ain’t bad

I dunno...he would do anything for love. That’s a pretty big deal.

Well he won't do THAT.

On 12/6/2018 at 4:40 PM, NateHitch said:

I saw the words, hell I even read them. But I'm still not sure wh

Best part of the fish.  Loping shears make easy work of removing them

 

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14 hours ago, Paco said:

Well he won't do THAT.

well hot patootie

His name was Robert Paulson.

On 12/16/2018 at 1:02 AM, elfenix said:

 

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Back in college, the experimenting brisketexan ate that meatloaf also.

Just now, CooterBrown said:

Back in college, the experimenting brisketexan ate that meatloaf also.

Only if paired with a nice chianti and some fava beans.

That whole naoch plate smacks of a lot of effort though.  Individually constructed naoches is pretty high fallutin.

Probably posted this before but it’s so good.

I’m home alone tonight so it’s my favorite poor meal. Can of HEB charro beans, hot link, jalapeño, onion, and tomato. Add a packet of Sazon.

Mrs Brown may getting a Dutch oven tonight.

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46 minutes ago, Whatever said:

Naoch made from last night's fajitas. ac092f61d55d7f3b7bffa8028d290c60.jpg

I would give you rep, but there's no firearm.

Bacon and sauerkraut with the sourdough fried in the bacon grease

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That whole naoch plate smacks of a lot of effort though.  Individually constructed naoches is pretty high fallutin.


I believe we had a lengthy debate about individual construction vs “piled on” naoch on TOS. I believe the conclusion was that Kevin Morgan likes neither individual construction naoch or piled on naoch. It was determined that he likes scat instead, allegedly.
That whole naoch plate smacks of a lot of effort though.  Individually constructed naoches is pretty high fallutin.
That's fair. The High Life in the pic was only my 2nd alcoholic drink of the evening. Normally when I make the naoch I'm more than 8 drinks in and the effort is much more lacking.

That being said, individual naoches are bad ass.
I would give you rep, but there's no firearm.
I'm still a yearling. I'll take this advice into consideration next time.
That's fair. The High Life in the pic was only my 2nd alcoholic drink of the evening. Normally when I make the naoch I'm more than 8 drinks in and the effort is much more lacking.

That being said, individual naoches are bad ass.

I celebrate all naoch.

And Miller High Life. You know...it’s the champagne of beers.
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23 hours ago, davidg said:

Best part of the fish.  Loping shears make easy work of removing them

 

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Momma said don’t lope with shears, man. 

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


And Miller High Life. You know...it’s the champagne of beers.

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