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11 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Man, y'all are overthinking it.

Get some of these:

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Prepare in the oven or air fryer.

Top with plenty of this, heated on the stove or microwave:

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Then top with a shitload of grated cheddar, maybe some fresh diced onions.

It's goddamned glorious, and a super-cheap tex-mex feast.

The beef and bean green chile versions are my go-to. Smother with pepper jack cheese and, of all things, Red Dot. Fuckin' livin'.

I posted pics before.

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Air fried HEB chicken egg roll + JITB taco sauce. Pretty great snack while packing for Michigan. 
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The details are important. Using a paper towel instead of the common paper plate along with repurposed fast food sauce packet moves this from 9.8 to 9.9. A pistol and shot of cheap liquor would move to a 10. Bravo!
4 minutes ago, Texzilla588 said:


The details are important. Using a paper towel instead of the common paper plate along with repurposed fast food sauce packet moves this from 9.8 to 9.9. A pistol and shot of cheap liquor would move to a 10. Bravo!

Yes

Back in the day I'd put a pack of these in a baking dish with a can or two of wolf brand chili(no beans) and a pack of shredded cheese on top in the oven until the cheese is melted and burritos are cooked through.

I e thought I about this but never done it. You’ve inspired me to do it with the bag I’ve got in the freezer. I’ll add onions and japs. Maybe some crumbled el patio chips on top.

See…you’re doing the Lords work. Serving humanity with your culinary creations.
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Had some leftover skirt steak, so naoch is on the menu tonight. Out of the paper china, so I had to class it up a bit. 

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Pork tenderloin, grilled onion, jalapeño, ghost pepper and cheddar cheese. 

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Wanted naoch as a snack. Was out of shredded cheddar. Had some leftover taco meat and some sliced American cheese. Success. Oh, and we’re all out of paper plates.

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Pork nachos?  Bacon wrapped sausage?  Username definitely not checking out.

On 9/7/2024 at 4:49 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

Pork tenderloin, grilled onion, jalapeño, ghost pepper and cheddar cheese. 

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Curious, do you handwash that pint glass and/or only use it on special occasions? Every beer mug/pint glass/etc I have that ever had any type of markings or decals all end up faded away completely after about 5 years or so. 

Little fancy on the presentation. I'll take the points deduction.

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5 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

What kind of sauce is that on your sour cream dollops? 

Cholula.

On 9/8/2024 at 8:26 PM, Brisketexan said:

Wanted naoch as a snack. Was out of shredded cheddar. Had some leftover taco meat and some sliced American cheese. Success. Oh, and we’re all out of paper plates.

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Maybe I’m a hard as but as much as I love the creativity and resourcefulness…the plate sticks out.  No paper plates?  Surely you had a paper towel.  Or a piece of foil.  A board.  A cookie sheet.  

15 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Pork nachos?  Bacon wrapped sausage?  Username definitely not checking out.

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9 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Maybe I’m a hard as but as much as I love the creativity and resourcefulness…the plate sticks out.  No paper plates?  Surely you had a paper towel.  Or a piece of foil.  A board.  A cookie sheet.  

Gotta agree with this. Y'all quit buying tin foil or something?

10 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Maybe I’m a hard as but as much as I love the creativity and resourcefulness…the plate sticks out.  No paper plates?  Surely you had a paper towel.  Or a piece of foil.  A board.  A cookie sheet.  

 

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Gotta agree with this. Y'all quit buying tin foil or something?

No. 

I follow a scottish recipe page.  This is haggis and black pudding pizza, which I would 100% smash:

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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I follow a scottish recipe page.  This is haggis and black pudding pizza, which I would 100% smash:

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Not sure what black pudding is , but I'd eat haggis any day.

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

Not sure what black pudding is , but I'd eat haggis any day.

blood sausage

 

  

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I follow a scottish recipe page.  This is haggis and black pudding pizza, which I would 100% smash:

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onions 👎

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43 minutes ago, elfenix said:

blood sausage

 

  

onions 👎

Wait....of the three main toppings on there, the ONIONS are what turn you off?

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....of the three main toppings on there, the ONIONS are what turn you off?

 

My boss has a visceral reaction to smelling raw onions in the office. It was a mainstay of entertainment for me before I started working remotely a few years ago.

On 9/4/2024 at 10:32 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

Back in the day I'd put a pack of these in a baking dish with a can or two of wolf brand chili(no beans) and a pack of shredded cheese on top in the oven until the cheese is melted and burritos are cooked through.

One of my favorite meals back in the 80's when we were dirt poor.  Package of hamburger meat (step-father was foreman on a ranch, so we got free beef from his boss), taco seasoning, package of flour tortillas, onion, can of chili, block of rat cheese, under $10.  My brothers and I would help our mom making beef, bean, cheese and onion burritos assembly-line style, fry them up in a couple of inches of Crisco and cover in chili and more cheese.  Good thing is there would always be left over burritos that went in the freezer for an after-school snack later in the week.

On 9/4/2024 at 10:33 PM, Texzilla588 said:


The details are important. Using a paper towel instead of the common paper plate along with repurposed fast food sauce packet moves this from 9.8 to 9.9. A pistol and shot of cheap liquor would move to a 10. Bravo!

I’m sorry but I must speak up. 
Al likes to employ a firearm or some sort of stabby implement, and cheap beer, to really create the ambiance that was once found commonly in this thread.  
Al enjoys all the posts within this thread nonetheless. 

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HEB Bakery tortilla; 2 pats of cream cheese; Louisiana hot sauce; no plate or paper towel.

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HEB Bakery tortilla; 2 pats of cream cheese; Louisiana hot sauce; no plate or paper towel.

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5 hours ago, Masshole Horn said:

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HEB Bakery tortilla; 2 pats of cream cheese; Louisiana hot sauce; no plate or paper towel.

 Obviously this guy never gets lets than 12 hours of sleep, never plays cards with a guy that has the same first name as a city, and is not involved with woman who has a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

 Obviously this guy never gets lets than 12 hours of sleep, never plays cards with a guy that has the same first name as a city, and is not involved with woman who has a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

Give me a keg of beer… and these.
8 hours ago, Masshole Horn said:

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HEB Bakery tortilla; 2 pats of cream cheese; Louisiana hot sauce; no plate or paper towel.

 

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Made chili for Frito Pie last night. Had some leftover so decided to have Frito Pie tacos.  No complaints.

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Cream cheese? You went with cream?

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Made chili for Frito Pie last night. Had some leftover so decided to have Frito Pie tacos.  No complaints.

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On 9/4/2024 at 9:56 PM, Braff Zacklin said:

The beef and bean green chile versions are my go-to

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Steel Shank has a tiny pickle? Who'd have thunk?

It may or may not have been tiny before he started eating like this many years ago...

8 hours ago, Deej said:

Steel Shank has a tiny pickle? Who'd have thunk?

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13 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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Did you break the top off the Tapatio and drink it like a beer?  

On 9/17/2024 at 3:13 PM, Masshole Horn said:

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HEB Bakery tortilla; 2 pats of cream cheese; Louisiana hot sauce; no plate or paper towel.

Is that a cold tortilla?  Did you cook it or is it just cold tort with cold cream cheese?  
 

nope

A couple days ago I learned that gherkins are not actually cucumbers

 

/Random shit that doesn't deserve a thread

6 minutes ago, elfenix said:

A couple days ago I learned that gherkins are not actually cucumbers

 

/Random shit that doesn't deserve a thread

I mean...you learned wrong, but okay.  What the hell do you think they really are?  Some mystery plant that looks a whole lot like a small cucumber, but isn't really a cucumber?

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