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31 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yep, my VERY particular parents discovered for a few years back. It’s a bit more expensive than the greasy stuff in a plastic tube, but the difference is obvious.

Yeah and the lack of being just complete grease is why it’s so good. Actually has texture when you eat it 

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Eggs from our chickens, H‑E‑B sausage, pico, guacamole, and sour cream. 
 

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*sigh*. He wins again.

That is a work of art.  For precise scoring purposes, we need to know if that is a paper napkin or a paper towel under the Butterfinger.  We will have to take off a tenth if its a napkin.

21 minutes ago, SurlyGator said:

That is a work of art.  For precise scoring purposes, we need to know if that is a paper napkin or a paper towel under the Butterfinger.  We will have to take off a tenth if its a napkin.

Paper towel.

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On 10/5/2024 at 7:56 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

Yeah and the lack of being just complete grease is why it’s so good. Actually has texture when you eat it 

I’ve actually been using this a lot.

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On 10/13/2024 at 7:45 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’ve actually been using this a lot.

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What is this sorcery? I've never noticed that before. Which store you picking that up in? 

8 hours ago, Blotto said:

What is this sorcery? I've never noticed that before. Which store you picking that up in? 

HEB... most people have heard of it by now.

33 minutes ago, Masshole Horn said:

HEB... most people have heard of it by now.

Username checks out.

It's usually in the meat section.  You're welcome.

That is one of the saddest looking corndogs I've seen in my life.  Impressive that you let it wallow in its own depression without applying any mustard.

37 minutes ago, South Austin said:

That is one of the saddest looking corndogs I've seen in my life.  Impressive that you let it wallow in its own depression without applying any mustard.

That corn dog is like me- quiet and unassumingly awesome. We don’t need extra frills. 
These were from a surly recommendation on the Sedona thread- a restaurant called Senor Bob’s. 

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That chili dog looks excellent. I could really go for one right now but A) it’s hard to get delivery out here:

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And B) probably something to be avoided whilst trapped in a glass box for 16 hours a day
54 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:


That chili dog looks excellent. I could really go for one right now but A) it’s hard to get delivery out here:

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And B) probably something to be avoided whilst trapped in a glass box for 16 hours a day

Counterpoint: I have no use for a man who doesn't appreciate the smell of his own brand.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Counterpoint: I have no use for a man who doesn't appreciate the smell of his own brand.

I’m usually fascinated by it, but eventually, when you’re suffocated in it all day for 8 weeks on end, you have to make some practical considerations 

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1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I’m usually fascinated by it, but eventually, when you’re suffocated in it all day for 8 weeks on end, you have to make some practical considerations 

And this, my friend, is why you will never be inducted into the High Order of the Shank.  It's a pretty sacred and occult ritual.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:


That chili dog looks excellent. I could really go for one right now but A) it’s hard to get delivery out here:

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And B) probably something to be avoided whilst trapped in a glass box for 16 hours a day

You need to make a maze with that thing.

3 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:


That chili dog looks excellent. I could really go for one right now but A) it’s hard to get delivery out here:

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And B) probably something to be avoided whilst trapped in a glass box for 16 hours a day

Are you building a baseball field?

43 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Are you building a baseball field?

A hockey rink actually.

17 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

A hockey rink actually.

He’s plowing under a major crop!

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He’s plowing under a major crop!

I just need my brother in law to shove my daughter off of a bleacher and we’re set

14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

And this, my friend, is why you will never be inducted into the High Order of the Shank.  It's a pretty sacred and occult ritual.

 

 

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Can’t win ‘em all.

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Raided the freezer today, last few chicken strips, tots and Stubb’s sweet heat on the final 2 tortillas in the fridge 

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On 10/21/2024 at 12:31 PM, Kennythetiger said:

That corn dog is like me- quiet and unassumingly awesome. We don’t need extra frills. 
These were from a surly recommendation on the Sedona thread- a restaurant called Senor Bob’s. 

The owner of the restaurant preparing for a sample:

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Raided the freezer today, last few chicken strips, tots and Stubb’s sweet heat on the final 2 tortillas in the fridge 
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Kinda proud of the wife tonight. I worked late, told her she was on her own for dinner.
She tackled leftovers, and had two leftover enchiladas and a Double Dave’s pepperoni roll for dinner. Not bad.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Kinda proud of the wife tonight. I worked late, told her she was on her own for dinner.
She tackled leftovers, and had two leftover enchiladas and a Double Dave’s pepperoni roll for dinner. Not bad.

She probably owes you a dutch oven or two. 

She probably owes you a dutch oven or two. 

Or two. Or 221, whatever it takes.

the faux leather placemat makes the still life

7 hours ago, elfenix said:

the faux leather placemat makes the still life

Pairs well with Butterfingers.

The bourbon bottle having its own coaster is a nice touch.  Also, I want to know what the other coaster is an ad for.

Last night, I had a late meeting across the street from Randall's.  Needed to grab a quick dinner.  They had these marked down half-price:

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Let's just say that the finished product.....did NOT look anything like that.  More of a pizza soup sorta thing, all watery and shit.

I should have stuck with the classic...

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5 hours ago, SurlyGator said:

The bourbon bottle having its own coaster is a nice touch.  Also, I want to know what the other coaster is an ad for.

I’m not a detective, but I think Wally’s Country Store is a pretty safe guess.

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The grill out at the land rusted up and won’t swing over the fire, so I just threw this guy right on the coals. Certainly brings the wood flavor out. 
 

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Smoked some burgers last night. With the leftovers, I made some smoked burger, potato, and egg tacos this morning. Added my homemade habanero, chile piquin salsa.

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When you need a snack to power through the night games.

 

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On 10/29/2024 at 10:12 PM, elfenix said:

the faux leather placemat makes the still life

Not just any faux leather, mind you, but the "skin" of a hundred Voit footballs.

15 hours ago, Dutch said:

When you need a snack to power through the night games.

 

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Outstanding.

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The boy doesn’t like “sauce”, so for his ricotta and spinach tortellini I drizzled some chile con queso I had left over from Saturday. Paired with some hush puppies.

My son is laughing right now.

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Late night chili egg snack. 
 
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Jade? Is that you?
11 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

The boy doesn’t like “sauce”, so for his ricotta and spinach tortellini I drizzled some chile con queso I had left over from Saturday. Paired with some hush puppies.

My son is laughing right now.

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Might try that with chicken tortellini 

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Might try that with chicken tortellini 

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