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On 12/17/2024 at 10:03 AM, luke duke said:

Black olives don’t belong anywhere near burritos/enchiladas.

Black olives are an abomination. Like a fucking kidney bean.

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Left over pulled pork, smoked queso, salsa from local Mexican place, japs. Xmas nachof44f1b4dc8891c5da8967f55fa44e7ca.jpg

How is the local Mexican place in Iowa?

45 minutes ago, deft said:

How is the local Mexican place in Iowa?

Fine for Iowa.  It’s nothing special but it hits the spot and I’m glad to have it.

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Do you have actual Mexicans? That helps.

Yes.  Majority of the work force in swine and construction, both of which are pretty massive here.

And this place is run and almost entirely staffed by the same Mexican family.

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18 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

^^^ How were the beans?

I’ll let you know in the morning. 

Bacon-cheddar smash burger, with pepperoni, pickles, and mustard, on garlic bread

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I did, fiance now 

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On 12/30/2024 at 5:16 PM, Anastasis said:

Deer camp grub. Stuffed quail. 
 

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That would definitely make a turd. 

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Son wanted breakfast but I didn't have any breakfast meats in the house. But I did have bologna. And Duke's.

Apologies for the plastic plate and metal fork. 

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Needs some tapatio or Tabasco

21 hours ago, threesheets said:

Son wanted breakfast but I didn't have any breakfast meats in the house. But I did have bologna. And Duke's.

Apologies for the plastic plate and metal fork. 

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Not every breakfast has meat, but every meat can be breakfast meat. 

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2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

sugar bowl naoch. 

 

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What’s the story behind the toppings distribution? 

10 minutes ago, Covri said:

What’s the story behind the toppings distribution? 

kids. 

I did convince one to eat the onions and he agreed that they were proper. 

You can’t eat both naoch unless there’s two kinds, I think anstasis covered his bases

On 12/24/2024 at 7:47 PM, Al_4_ISU said:

Fine for Iowa.  It’s nothing special but it hits the spot and I’m glad to have it.

Yeah but you got Ted’s Coney Island.  And fried pork tenderloins.  And corn fed beef.  
loose meats suck though.

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Simple Vienna sausage and cheddar sandwich on white bread heels.  With some horseradish mustard to dress it up.  Fancy.  
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4 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Yeah but you got Ted’s Coney Island.  And fried pork tenderloins.  And corn fed beef.  
loose meats suck though.

Accurate on all points.

I hate loose meats, but we make tavern burgers which are ground beef in a sauce made of ketchup, mustard, vinegar and stuck in a crock pot all day.  Pretty damn good

19 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Simple Vienna sausage and cheddar sandwich on white bread heels.  With some horseradish mustard to dress it up.  Fancy.  
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Nice looking wiener sandwich, judgey-wudgey.

18 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Accurate on all points.

I hate loose meats, but we make tavern burgers which are ground beef in a sauce made of ketchup, mustard, vinegar and stuck in a crock pot all day.  Pretty damn good

so... manwich?

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

so... manwich?

Yeah, but homemade and better.  Sloppy Joes, but wetter.

Beats the shit outta Maid Rites

In honor of my LA homies. Hook Em Horns.

 

 

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plated the dog.

I see onions, peppers, hotdogs, duck of death bacon, can of wolf chili… 

I let the bacon roll a few shades beyond DoD flaccid hog noodle.

13 hours ago, smuggs said:

I let the bacon roll a few shades beyond DoD flaccid hog noodle.

I loved Flaccid Hog Noodle's debut but it was all downhill from there.

 

Kinda like Mr. Mister.

17 hours ago, Underdog said:

I see onions, peppers, hotdogs, duck of death bacon, can of wolf chili… 

It's like a Tornado Watch. All the ingredients are there.

On 1/10/2025 at 5:39 PM, smuggs said:

In honor of my LA homies. Hook Em Horns.

 

 

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"Go the distance..."

8 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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The Shank has a turbo mode on his range.  I bet weiners like it.

10 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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This is a beautiful dish that exemplifies the spirit of this thread. It says, “I have nothing else to live for.”

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

This is a beautiful dish that exemplifies the spirit of this thread. It says, “I have nothing else to live for.”

Actually, it meekly says "I need some cheese."  Because then, it would like the perfect concoction, perhaps my favorite dish of all time: the stirred together chili gravy, cheese, onions, and jalapenos, mixed with mexican rice, at the end of eating your enchilada plate.  A spoonful of that might be the last bite of food I'd ask for on this earth.

6 hours ago, South Austin said:

This is a beautiful dish that exemplifies the spirit of this thread. It says, “I have nothing else in the fridge.”

ftfy

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Actually, it meekly says "I need some cheese."  Because then, it would like the perfect concoction, perhaps my favorite dish of all time: the stirred together chili gravy, cheese, onions, and jalapenos, mixed with mexican rice, at the end of eating your enchilada plate.  A spoonful of that might be the last bite of food I'd ask for on this earth.

Spoon? There's a basket of chips on your table, sir. 

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On 12/24/2024 at 7:53 PM, Al_4_ISU said:

Yes.  Majority of the work force in swine and construction, both of which are pretty massive here.

And this place is run and almost entirely staffed by the same Mexican family.

My wife's aunt in Ottumwa makes kicks ass Zacatecan food like the rest of her family. If you ever find yourself stuck there in need of the softest rice of your life, let me know. I think she's single too, unless I'm confusing her with the Missouri tia. Either way I'm sure there are plenty of single women in the branch looking for a farmer to steal.

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

My wife's aunt in Ottumwa makes kicks ass Zacatecan food like the rest of her family. If you ever find yourself stuck there in need of the softest rice of your life, let me know. I think she's single too, unless I'm confusing her with the Missouri tia. Either way I'm sure there are plenty of single women in the branch looking for a farmer to steal.

I appreciate the offer, but my wife wouldn't be real thrilled about it.  Might have to take you up on the rice though. 

Of course, I don't get through Ottumwa often at all.  No friends/family in the area and it's not really on the way to anywhere I go.  I think I've been through there once.

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