January 22Jan 22 In @Brisketexan's defense, this thread is for mash-ups made from what is available when supplies are scarce. You know that bread will be the last bread eaten in the house.
January 22Jan 22 Author 32 minutes ago, Steel Shank said: Let's try and keep the commie red bastard ass bread out of this thread. Sir yes sir!
January 22Jan 22 4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: When my MIL comes to visit (she’s 80 and tries to eat healthy) my wife buys these frozen English muffin things that I swear you could get in the horse aisle of Tractor Supply for half the price. Have to chew the damned things for 10 minutes and drink a gallon of water, and the seeds still clank when they hit the toilet bowl.
January 22Jan 22 21 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Had some beef brisket bacon (our local HEB caters to the kosher crowd, picked up a pack a while back to try it....not bad) that I needed to cook. So, made myself a beef bacon and 'merican cheese sammich for an early lunch today (working from home due to the blizzard of '25). I would turn that into an excellent turd.
January 22Jan 22 Pizza place by me does this pizza, and the beef bacon stands out amongst all of it as the star of the show:
January 22Jan 22 44 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: Last two pieces of a stone cold savage are calling my name. "Conan's, what is best in life?" "Two cold leftover slices of a Savage."
January 23Jan 23 Author 1 hour ago, Brisketexan said: "Conan's, what is best in life?" "Two cold leftover slices of a Savage." Life of a Savage: Ate 3 slices the first night. The next morning had one for breakfast. 2 more for lunch. On the 3rd day, he arose again and ate the last two, cold.
January 23Jan 23 3 hours ago, elfenix said: sorta kosher but not Honestly not familiar with all kosher related food items, what isn’t kosher? The honey? The cheese?
January 23Jan 23 Life of a Savage: Ate 3 slices the first night. The next morning had one for breakfast. 2 more for lunch. On the 3rd day, he arose again and ate the last two, cold.
January 23Jan 23 Author 2 hours ago, deft said: If eating leftover pizza cold is wrong, then I don’t want to be right. I’m pretty sure I may have consumed some of the wax paper in a fit of rage.
January 23Jan 23 16 minutes ago, Covri said: Honestly not familiar with all kosher related food items, what isn’t kosher? The honey? The cheese? meat and dairy at the same meal is a no-no.
January 23Jan 23 Just now, elfenix said: meat and dairy at the same meal is a no-no. Good to know. The place doesn’t advertise it as kosher, and has multiple pork items including the pepperoni on the menu. I was in there to pick up the first time we ordered it and the kid who claimed he came up with it said beef bacon was going to be the next big thing. This was like a year ago.
January 23Jan 23 6 minutes ago, elfenix said: meat and dairy at the same meal is a no-no. So ice cream topped with chopped brisket is not considered kosher?
January 23Jan 23 2 hours ago, South Austin said: So ice cream topped with chopped brisket is not considered kosher?
January 23Jan 23 Cold pizza is sublime. But room temperature pizza that has been sitting for about 4-5 hours is unde-fucking-feated. I'm talking about pizza that was delivered after 2AM, the people consuming it passed out well before they were anywhere close to done with it, and being an early riser regardless of the previous night's imbibement, come across said pizza between 6-7AM.
January 23Jan 23 Health code says that slice in the window can sit there for 4 hours and be sold. That’s just a suggestion
January 23Jan 23 On 1/21/2025 at 4:37 PM, Brisketexan said: Oh, jew know. And, dude, stay in your lane. Don’t you mean “Jude, stay in your lane” ?
January 23Jan 23 20 hours ago, elfenix said: meat and dairy at the same meal is a no-no. How the fuck do you eat a cheeseburger then ? Fuck that shit.
January 24Jan 24 2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said: How the fuck do you eat a cheeseburger then ? Fuck that shit. Picking and choosing which edicts of religion to follow is probably as old as religion itself.
January 24Jan 24 Took my first gf on our first date to the Conan’s on Stassney back in the early 80s. Not that night, but soon afterwards I was laying serious pipe.
January 24Jan 24 Took my first gf on our first date to the Conan’s on Stassney back in the early 80s. Not that night, but soon afterwards I was laying serious pipe. Yeah, that deep dish does make you take a pretty massive dump.
January 24Jan 24 Author 23 hours ago, elfenix said: Picking and choosing which edicts of religion to follow is probably as old as religion itself. I ascribe to the age old edict of I’m going to eat whatever I want. I can always repent later. If I end up in hell because I dipped the last cinnamon roll in the bucket of cool whip non-dairy product, well I’m going to hell with a belly full. Edited January 24Jan 24 by Judge Roybeanbag
January 24Jan 24 12 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: I ascribe to the age old edict of I’m going to eat whatever I want. I can always repent later. If I end up in hell because I dipped the last cinnamon roll in the bucket of cool whip non-dairy product, well I’m going to hell with a belly full. I like to imagine a God who says "OH...man, you were SO close to getting into heaven. But you once ate a slice of ham, so fuck off." Then, I like to imagine me telling that God "well, your rules are bogus. And if I follow them, then I'll just be bogus, too." And then I leave, cuz fuck that shit, man. Edited January 24Jan 24 by Brisketexan
January 24Jan 24 Author 1 minute ago, Brisketexan said: I like to imagine a God who says "OH...man, you were SO close to getting into heaven. But you once ate a slice of ham, so fuck off." Then, I like to imagine me telling that God "well, your rules are bogus. And if I follow them, then I'll just be bogus, too." And then I leave, cuz fuck that shit, man. Gods just pissed because he never had a lobster omelette.
January 25Jan 25 59 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: Gods just pissed because he never had a lobster omelette.
January 25Jan 25 Took my first gf on our first date to the Conan’s on Stassney back in the early 80s. Not that night, but soon afterwards I was laying serious pipe. What were y’all riding around in in the 1880’s.
January 25Jan 25 On 1/16/2025 at 4:35 PM, Steamboat1874 said: Hamburger Helper Beef Stroganoff was awesome. On 1/16/2025 at 4:36 PM, NorthLoop said: HH is the bomb, and anyone who disagrees needs to be ex-communicated from this thread. What about Tuna Helper? Edited January 25Jan 25 by BurntOrange&White
January 25Jan 25 2 hours ago, Fudbelty said: What were y’all riding around in in the 1880’s. 1877 Camaro.
January 28Jan 28 6 hours ago, Paco said: Tuna dog About the only way that could look any worse is if it was on @Brisketexan/s commie red bastard ass bread.
February 2Feb 2 On 1/23/2025 at 10:19 AM, Al_4_ISU said: But room temperature pizza that has been sitting for about 4-5 hours is unde-fucking-feated. I'm talking about pizza that was delivered after 2AM, the people consuming it passed out well before they were anywhere close to done with it, and being an early riser regardless of the previous night's imbibement, come across said pizza between 6-7AM. Yeah when you've had 19 Miller lites most shit tastes good.
February 3Feb 3 On 1/27/2025 at 12:51 PM, Paco said: Tuna dog Congratulations! When are you expecting?
February 3Feb 3 Popular Post Leftover meatloaf sandwich with melted Swiss and Whataburger spicy ketchup.
February 3Feb 3 Author 37 minutes ago, NorthLoop said: Note to self, when taking pics of melted swiss, do it from a distance. Maybe Justin Tucker could use the "it was melted swiss" defense.
February 4Feb 4 Making bean and cheese for the kids last night. Threw some boudin and japs on for good measure.
February 4Feb 4 On 2/3/2025 at 8:02 AM, luke duke said: Congratulations! When are you expecting? Is that a little Old Bay sprinkled on top?
February 4Feb 4 On 1/22/2025 at 7:22 PM, Covri said: Honestly not familiar with all kosher related food items, what isn’t kosher? The honey? The cheese? No pork, but you can’t have cheese and beef either.
February 4Feb 4 On 1/24/2025 at 5:44 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said: Gods just pissed because he never had a lobster omelette. God gets all the lobster omelette and crab Benedict’s and blts he wants. He just says Jews can’t eat it.
February 4Feb 4 On 2/3/2025 at 10:31 AM, irishtexan said: Leftover meatloaf sandwich with melted Swiss and Whataburger spicy ketchup. I love a meat loaf sandwich and this looks great. Except it appears you splooged all over it.
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