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  • ChickenSandwich
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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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Made some chili, grilled some dogs made out of one of our hogs. Got buns from the bakery in town. Giddy upa09be9ab4f8bae0586d346720613ce78.jpg

22 minutes ago, Underdog said:

You make that table yourself? Looks interesting. 

It’s a bar my buddy built.  I designed it partially 

Today, we put together some "snack bags" that are given out at a homeless mission we work with.  Among the non-perishable items we put in there were individual cans of vienna sausages.  We had a table literally STACKED with cans of vienna sausages.

Pathetic bastard that I am, my mouth started watering and looking around for a bottle of mustard.  Instead, I added "vienna sausages" to my grocery list.

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32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Today, we put together some "snack bags" that are given out at a homeless mission we work with.  Among the non-perishable items we put in there were individual cans of vienna sausages.  We had a table literally STACKED with cans of vienna sausages.

Pathetic bastard that I am, my mouth started watering and looking around for a bottle of mustard.  Instead, I added "vienna sausages" to my grocery list.

Just look back one page and you’ll see you are not alone in that craving.

12 hours ago, Underdog said:

Nice. 

That picture was shortly after I set it up.

It's now home to a pink Princess tent, a Bluey bubble wand, dog chew toys, and an endless array of stuffed animals.

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On 3/28/2025 at 7:15 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

Some trash nachos for dinner. Needed more cheese. And I can't do jalapenos much anymore so pepperchinis instead

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My condolences on the end of your life. 

22 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

That picture was shortly after I set it up.

It's now home to a pink Princess tent, a Bluey bubble wand, dog chew toys, and an endless array of stuffed animals.

The important stuff. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

My condolences on the end of your life. 

You have no idea how much it sucks. I've pretty much had to cut out buffalo wings, really spicy mexican or indian food. Even real bloody mary's with tobasco can fuck my stomach up. Even with the prescription for heart burn from my doc, I can expect to be in heartburn hell for 4-6 hours.

I'll sacrifice for crawfish and when the Hispanic family a couple of houses down has a quinceanera/birthday party/graduation/death in the family.

3 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

You have no idea how much it sucks. I've pretty much had to cut out buffalo wings, really spicy mexican or indian food. Even real bloody mary's with tobasco can fuck my stomach up. Even with the prescription for heart burn from my doc, I can expect to be in heartburn hell for 4-6 hours.

I'll sacrifice for crawfish and when the Hispanic family a couple of houses down has a quinceanera/birthday party/graduation/death in the family.

I might honestly consider ending it if this happened to me.

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8 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I might honestly consider ending it if this happened to me.

Yeah, about the spiciest thing I can use without any side affects is the original franks hots sauce. I used to drown my food in some sort of hot sauce, but about 10 years ago I was under a shit ton of stress from work and personal life. Woke up in the middle of the night for about a week straight vomiting up excess stomach acid.

What really sucks is occasionally something really random will set it off.

When life gives you baked potatoes

 

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On 3/30/2025 at 7:42 PM, Al_4_ISU said:

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Very nice.

Good job.

ISU has a great color scheme. Now if the football team would only wear them.

Man.  I love, love boudin.  And I dig egg rolls.  And kolaches.  But the "boudin egg rolls/kolaches" trend just doesn't work for me.  Doughy stuff inside of more doughy stuff.  Each has their place, but not together.

That said, I'll smash boudin on a saltine, so maybe I'm just a terrible hypocrite.  Don't care, had boudin.

I want my boudin crunchy on the outside. I want the casing to be real gut and to be cooked on a fire so it gets crispy. Steamed boudin? Just give me a bowl of dirty rice and some crackers.

18 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Man.  I love, love boudin.  And I dig egg rolls.  And kolaches.  But the "boudin egg rolls/kolaches" trend just doesn't work for me. 

Years ago I briefly contemplated this position. Then I squirted mustard on it and I ate the sumbitch.

20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Man.  I love, love boudin.  And I dig egg rolls.  And kolaches.  But the "boudin egg rolls/kolaches" trend just doesn't work for me.  Doughy stuff inside of more doughy stuff.  Each has their place, but not together.

That said, I'll smash boudin on a saltine, so maybe I'm just a terrible hypocrite.  Don't care, had boudin.

Fried boudin balls clears!

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Fuck. Yes.

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“But it is $80 a portion.”

”Well then I better just take two portions of that.”

22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Fuck. Yes.

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*pork, chicken and beef

20 hours ago, RPM said:

*mechanically separated pork, chicken and beef parts

FIF delicousness.

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On 4/7/2025 at 10:05 AM, Brisketexan said:

FIF delicousness.

I’d like to meet the man who first learned to “mechanically separate” meat.  I bet that was something to see.  

7 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’d like to meet the man who first learned to “mechanically separate” meat.  I bet that was something to see.  

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On 3/20/2025 at 6:25 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

All beef hotdog from the QT-$2.29. 
 

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Brother?

Chili ran out. Dealt with it. 

And the key to the shitty cellophane wrapped bun is to pop it in the microwave first for 15 seconds. May as well be steamed.  

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Crispy gringo tacos are delicious, except that store bought shells are like eating stale cardboard. Solutions? Fry the shells yourself.

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I couldn't decide where to put this.  It is griddle/hamburgeresque/taco/breakfast/etc.  It blurs the lines, but one thing for sure it looks damn good.

 

7 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I couldn't decide where to put this.  It is griddle/hamburgeresque/taco/breakfast/etc.  It blurs the lines, but one thing for sure it looks damn good.

 

Fucking pinche Tik Tokkers, thinking they invented shit that Texas messicans have been doing since the goddamned invention of fire.  This shit is almost as bad as whatever epic dumbass coined the phrase "Austin-style breakfast tacos."

Fucking hell.  A kabillion Texas messicans are looking at all this shit and thinking "FFS, I had that for dinner on random Tuesdays in 1977 on a regular gotdamn basis."

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Fucking pinche Tik Tokkers, thinking they invented shit that Texas messicans have been doing since the goddamned invention of fire.  This shit is almost as bad as whatever epic dumbass coined the phrase "Austin-style breakfast tacos."

Fucking hell.  A kabillion Texas messicans are looking at all this shit and thinking "FFS, I had that for dinner on random Tuesdays in 1977 on a regular gotdamn basis."

I feel the same way about kolaches, klobasnicky, and wassail.  

On 4/8/2025 at 9:29 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’d like to meet the man who first learned to “mechanically separate” meat.  I bet that was something to see.  

 

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Fucking pinche Tik Tokkers, thinking they invented shit that Texas messicans have been doing since the goddamned invention of fire.  This shit is almost as bad as whatever epic dumbass coined the phrase "Austin-style breakfast tacos."

Fucking hell.  A kabillion Texas messicans are looking at all this shit and thinking "FFS, I had that for dinner on random Tuesdays in 1977 on a regular gotdamn basis."

There weren't Mexicans when fire was invented.

The boy texted us today to 1) confess that these have been his go-to freezer snack after coming home from drinking for several months and 2) to lament that they've just been recalled because they contain plastic.  I'm confident that the plastic in them is the healthiest thing about them.

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The boy texted us today to 1) confess that these have been his go-to freezer snack after coming home from drinking for several months and 2) to lament that they've just been recalled because they contain plastic.  I'm confident that the plastic in them is the healthiest thing about them.

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You're raising a TexiCAN, not a TexiCANT!

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

The boy texted us today to 1) confess that these have been his go-to freezer snack after coming home from drinking for several months and 2) to lament that they've just been recalled because they contain plastic.  I'm confident that the plastic in them is the healthiest thing about them.

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He's young. He can drink a six pack of old Milwaukee, then eat the plastic thingy holding them together and still be okay . Tell him to enjoy it

4 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

He's young. He can drink a six pack of old Milwaukee, then eat the plastic thingy holding them together and still be okay . Tell him to enjoy it

Not if he’s been drinking for several months!!

4 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

He's young. He can drink a six pack of old Milwaukee, then eat the plastic thingy holding them together and still be okay . Tell him to enjoy it

Oddly specific. 

On 4/13/2025 at 4:32 PM, Brisketexan said:

Fucking pinche Tik Tokkers, thinking they invented shit that Texas messicans have been doing since the goddamned invention of fire.  This shit is almost as bad as whatever epic dumbass coined the phrase "Austin-style breakfast tacos."

Fucking hell.  A kabillion Texas messicans are looking at all this shit and thinking "FFS, I had that for dinner on random Tuesdays in 1977 on a regular gotdamn basis."

I thought Austin style breakfast tacos just had extra hipster assholery added to them.  I never equated them to actual Mexicans.

No one outside of Austin would ever dream of thinking there is a distinction to "Austin style" tacos of any sort.

On 4/13/2025 at 4:47 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

I feel the same way about kolaches, klobasnicky, and wassail.  

and pivo

On 4/15/2025 at 7:53 PM, huge said:

No one outside of Austin would ever dream of thinking there is a distinction to "Austin style" tacos of any sort.

Do they have a lump?

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