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Hey Shank, my daughter hit up her local Tesco in Hackney and found that soup mix you were looking for:

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On 5/11/2025 at 11:26 AM, Brisketexan said:

Hey Shank, my daughter hit up her local Tesco in Hackney and found that soup mix you were looking for:

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Ah, yes, a game of diplomacy, conflict and conquest for two to six.

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Wife and kids were out of the house tonight.

Steak, shrimp and baked potato

Rescue dog got bone. I'm pretty sure this is the first one he's ever had. He was very excited

 

 

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Your post is worth at least two positive reps. 

You'll hafta settle for just one and an "attaboy". 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, DoobieWah said:

Your post is worth at least two positive reps. 

You'll hafta settle for just one and an "attaboy". 

 

 

 

Not to derail the thread. But I think under surly rules: you can post about dogs, food, Aggie tears, and women of the night/cleavage on any thread

But long story short. Or neighbor gor evicted and abandoned the dog. After we unsuccessfully tried to get him out of their front yard, we called the city and they came and got him. While I tried to get a hold of our former neighbor. At the time, I though maybe he got away from where ever the moved and found his way home.

Couldn't get a hold of said neighbor because it turns out your not allowed to have your cell phone in federal pound me in the ass prison for drug charges.

Found out the shelter was going to put him down because Pitt bull. We went and got him to foster originally since we were sure how he would be around the kids

His first day around the kids :

Needless to say he's now part of the family 

 

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Already rep'd it, but food pic is really about as far from Shank thread as possible though. 

It's the plate isn't it.

  My cooking skills are very much not on par with those of other surlyites in most of the other threads. 

Never really felt comfortable posting much food except in here.

With that being said, I absolutely cannot stand paper plates 

 

On 5/17/2025 at 10:44 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

It's the plate isn't it.

  My cooking skills are very much not on par with those of other surlyites in most of the other threads. 

Never really felt comfortable posting much food except in here.

With that being said, I absolutely cannot stand paper plates 

 

Everything you posted was awesome. That could have gone in the steak thread or shit you've cooked thread just as well.

Also the paper plate "rule" is fucking stupid. It takes less energy to wash an actual plate than to keep paying for and stocking disposable plates. 

On 5/17/2025 at 9:03 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

Couldn't get a hold of said neighbor because it turns out your not allowed to have your cell phone in federal pound me in the ass prison for drug charges.

This made me audibly lol. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Seen outside an airport-adjacent motel tonight. Respek to you, fellow traveler.

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There's a lot of meat left on that bone. I trust you acted on matters appropriately. 

There's a lot of meat left on that bone. I trust you acted on matters appropriately. 

Well, it seems the party continued after I packed things in.

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McDonald’s…..AND Ritz crackers? Somebody was being spoiled. Honeymooners perhaps?
On 3/28/2025 at 7:15 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

Some trash nachos for dinner. Needed more cheese. And I can't do jalapenos much anymore so pepperchinis instead

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I find banana peppers a decent sub for japs. My ass can't take em anymore unless grilled.

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I find banana peppers a decent sub for japs. My ass can't take em anymore unless grilled.

To mix it up, try some of the sweet-hot jalapeños. Trappeys makes some good ones. Good for bbq nachos - smoked meat, cheese, beans, maybe a bit of sauce, some of those japs…good stuff.
49 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Well, it seems the party continued after I packed things in.

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McDonald’s…..AND Ritz crackers? Somebody was being spoiled. Honeymooners perhaps?

I’m picturing the waitress and her husband from the movie Sideways having a high ol’ time in that room. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Well, it seems the party continued after I packed things in.

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McDonald’s…..AND Ritz crackers? Somebody was being spoiled. Honeymooners perhaps?

One of those P. Diddy parties I've been hearing about in the news?


Well, it seems the party continued after I packed things in.

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McDonald’s…..AND Ritz crackers? Somebody was being spoiled. Honeymooners perhaps?

Would make a worthy addition to our gentle thread.

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16 hours ago, ztejas said:

Also the paper plate "rule" is fucking stupid.

There is no paper plate rule. Paper plates fall within the spirit of the thread. That's it.

22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

She seems like a very talented young lady.  Who is very proud of both little smokies and her implants.  We'll definitely let her in the club.

 

 

 

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Those biscuit deals look like hot garbage.  And I would like to eat them.

On 5/21/2025 at 3:55 PM, Steel Shank said:

There is no paper plate rule. Paper plates fall within the spirit of the thread. That's it.

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On 5/17/2025 at 9:03 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

Not to derail the thread. But I think under surly rules: you can post about dogs, food, Aggie tears, and women of the night/cleavage on any thread

But long story short. Or neighbor gor evicted and abandoned the dog. After we unsuccessfully tried to get him out of their front yard, we called the city and they came and got him. While I tried to get a hold of our former neighbor. At the time, I though maybe he got away from where ever the moved and found his way home.

Couldn't get a hold of said neighbor because it turns out your not allowed to have your cell phone in federal pound me in the ass prison for drug charges.

Found out the shelter was going to put him down because Pitt bull. We went and got him to foster originally since we were sure how he would be around the kids

His first day around the kids :

Needless to say he's now part of the family 

 

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That’s how you do it.  That dog somehow knew his time was up, and you rescued his ass.  He will be loyal to his last breath and protect those kids with all he has.  They make the best dogs.

Even if it is store brand, that still seems to high falootin' for this thread...

 

That said, would smash.

On 4/30/2025 at 7:45 PM, Steel Shank said:

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What did it look like before you ate it?

22 hours ago, Masshole Horn said:

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Pimiento cheese on a chicken skin chip with Louisiana hot sauce.

This is true genius, elevating two lowly items and making a new construct of awesomeness.  All I’d add would be a round of fresh jalapeño.  
 

im ignoring that white substance to the side.  I hope its not miracle whip.

Taco Night never disappoints. Oh, and the HEB fresh corn tortillas, ever so lightly oiled and toasted in a hot skillet, are damn good.

 

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9 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Taco Night never disappoints. Oh, and the HEB fresh corn tortillas, ever so lightly oiled and toasted in a hot skillet, are damn good.

 

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What is this pretty little horseshit? 

7 minutes ago, South Austin said:

What is this pretty little horseshit? 

Fuckin tasty by the looks of it 

14 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

This is true genius, elevating two lowly items and making a new construct of awesomeness.  All I’d add would be a round of fresh jalapeño.  
 

im ignoring that white substance to the side.  I hope its not miracle whip.

It's Duke's... there's a fried chicken sandwich just out of camera shot.

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Morning burrito: leftover fajita meat, refried, hash browns , egg, cheese and pico, then fried.

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1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Morning burrito: leftover fajita meat, refried, hash browns , egg, cheese and pico, then fried.

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Good move and H‑E‑B needs to get some new patterns and colors for their paper plates.

4 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

H‑E‑B needs to get some new patterns and colors for their paper plates.

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3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Morning burrito: leftover fajita meat, refried, hash browns , egg, cheese and pico, then fried.

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Reminds me, Lupe Tortilla's beef fajita breakfast taco with queso might be the best in town

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Leftover pulled pork & taco meat, warmed up with chee till melted, hotdog, moar chee, with a cilantro garnish, all on a corn tortilla. 

 

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38 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Leftover pulled pork & taco meat, warmed up with chee till melted, hotdog, moar chee, with a cilantro garnish, all on a corn tortilla. 

 

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Requisite "Nice lookin' sausage, Dutch."

Daughter messaged this morning, said she was going with friends to try a famous shop in London, G Kelly.

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She said she was going to get pie and mash. I said “and jellied eels.” She said…no. I said she HAS to try them, I’ll buy (I owe her £6). She said fine.

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She tried them. Said they weren’t terrible. She didn’t LIKE them, but they weren’t too terrible. Not as fishy as she expected.

Said the pie was good, the mash was mid. She gets better pie and mash from the corner shop in her hood.

BLT 

Beef steak tomatoes from HEB

Sourdough from Paris baguette

Thick cut bacon 

Dukes mayo

Nathans pickles 

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“Check Out This Fucking Sammich” thread is this way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Looks great, though. 

20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Daughter messaged this morning, said she was going with friends to try a famous shop in London, G Kelly.

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She said she was going to get pie and mash. I said “and jellied eels.” She said…no. I said she HAS to try them, I’ll buy (I owe her £6). She said fine.

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She tried them. Said they weren’t terrible. She didn’t LIKE them, but they weren’t too terrible. Not as fishy as she expected.

Said the pie was good, the mash was mid. She gets better pie and mash from the corner shop in her hood.

That looks awful.

Are those cold mashed potatoes?

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