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Finished off the last couple of fried spam slices after work today. 

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So Kraft Sandwich Spread = off brand Miracle Whip?

 

Growing up we were a Miracle Whip house but I don't think I have had it in 30 years.

9 minutes ago, huge said:

So Kraft Sandwich Spread = off brand Miracle Whip?

Not at all. They are 2 different beasts. Kraft Sandwich Spread is like 1000 Island and Miracle Whip had hot sex without protection.

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

Not at all. They are 2 different beasts. Kraft Sandwich Spread is like 1000 Island and Miracle Whip had hot sex without protection.

a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying ohh la la .

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Not at all. They are 2 different beasts. Kraft Sandwich Spread is like 1000 Island and Miracle Whip had hot sex without protection.

Goddam, I gotta pick some up, haven't had that in forever.  Back when I was a kid, we celebrated all things Kraft.  Miracle Whip, Sandwich Spread, Kraft Singles and this were always in our fridge (yes, we were po, dirt po):

 

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2 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Goddam, I gotta pick some up, haven't had that in forever.  Back when I was a kid, we celebrated all things Kraft.  Miracle Whip, Sandwich Spread, Kraft Singles and this were always in our fridge (yes, we were po, dirt po):

 

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I'm gonna look for that. I don't think I've ever seen it before.

On 7/6/2025 at 6:00 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

No Allsups nearby so… air fried burritos, HEB chili, cheese and Valentina’s.  No japs available sadly.

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Air fried burrito? 

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5 hours ago, RPM said:

Not at all. They are 2 different beasts. Kraft Sandwich Spread is like 1000 Island and Miracle Whip had hot sex without protection.

Can confirm. Theres a splash of relish in it too i think. That or I added it myself. 

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5 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Can confirm. Theres a splash of relish in it too i think. That or I added it myself. 

It does contain relish bits but it used to have quite a bit more relish content than it does now.

Fucking bean counters

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Air fried burrito? 

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I didn’t brush mine with oil first but you can do that and get them closer to the fried Allsups style.  

6 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I didn’t brush mine with oil first but you can do that and get them closer to the fried Allsups style.  

Do you put them in the fryer frozen or cooked in the microwave fjrst?

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from my experience - when cooked from frozen the outside burns, gets rock hard before the inside gets to temp.  Either thaw or cook in microwave before finishing in air fryer

 

this method is great for frozen kolbasnik as well.  Microwave till the meat is hot, let cool, add to air fryer at 400 for a min

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8 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Do you put them in the fryer frozen or cooked in the microwave fjrst?

TIA

What chicken sandwich said. I thaw them a bit in the microwave first.

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On 7/11/2025 at 9:36 AM, huge said:

So Kraft Sandwich Spread = off brand Miracle Whip?

 

Growing up we were a Miracle Whip house but I don't think I have had it in 30 years.

Raised on Miracle Whip as well. After a decade of using Duke as my go to mayo. I saw a small jar of Miracle Whip and bought it. It was fucking god awful.

One more happy child hood memory died that day

On 7/11/2025 at 1:02 PM, UTCzech III said:

Goddam, I gotta pick some up, haven't had that in forever.  Back when I was a kid, we celebrated all things Kraft.  Miracle Whip, Sandwich Spread, Kraft Singles and this were always in our fridge (yes, we were po, dirt po):

 

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Dad would eat that by the spoonfuls. 

On 7/11/2025 at 12:02 PM, UTCzech III said:

Goddam, I gotta pick some up, haven't had that in forever.  Back when I was a kid, we celebrated all things Kraft.  Miracle Whip, Sandwich Spread, Kraft Singles and this were always in our fridge (yes, we were po, dirt po):

 

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They should have used old english font for the word "Spread" 

 

Definitely missed an opportunity 

15 hours ago, Underdog said:

Dad would eat that by the spoonfuls. 

I never had it till I married into a super white girl family.  A spread of celery sticks stuffed with that, and the counterpart jar of pimento cheese spread, was a standard part of the Xmas day pre-dinner spread.  And I kinda dig it.

Never had Buddy Burger before today.

Best smash burger ive had so far and their shakes are devine. The spicy fries and japs on the burger take it to 11.

Ill take pics before i stuff my pie hole next time.

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7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I never had it till I married into a super white girl family.  A spread of celery sticks stuffed with that, and the counterpart jar of pimento cheese spread, was a standard part of the Xmas day pre-dinner spread.  And I kinda dig it.

Well no duh.

On 7/13/2025 at 10:21 PM, elfenix said:

Naoch

 

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Are those pickled carrots?  Never had them on naoch, is it worth trying it out?

3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

fenix can confirm or deny, but willing to bet he used a can of these. Plenty of carrots inside. 

 

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this is exactly it. 

 

the carrots just kinda blend into the background

That's neat but I'm not giving pos rep for the replica Astros ring. 

He placed it upside down which I think is an Astros distress signal to send more trash cans with lids...

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Everybody settle the fuck down. Dig this - tots, chili, brisket chunks and cheese with some Pecos cantaloupe for the boy. e447a16f1ef4bb03d52f7d80b2f32cf3.jpg
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That is right down the pipe strike for this thread, well done as always!

On 7/26/2025 at 1:20 AM, ztejas said:

That's neat but I'm not giving pos rep for the replica Astros ring. 

plus the IPA and fancy bowl... three strikes

On 7/18/2025 at 10:10 PM, elfenix said:

this is exactly it. 

 

the carrots just kinda blend into the background

Used to be you got a bowl of escabesche at most TexMex joints.  I wanted heavy onions and carrots, less pickled japa.

Hospital fare… 

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chili dog & Orings were quite good the bcp was a regrettable buy. 

18 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hospital fare… 

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chili dog & Orings were quite good the bcp was a regrettable buy. 

Who cares about the bcp, how was the EKG?

3 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

They should check your ticker again after you ate that.

Job security 

Carrots didn't come in this year, but got japs in bunches, so I use the fresh pickled japs out of the garden. They mellow out very nicely with a few weeks in the brine. 

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The outstandingness of that post offsets the real plate deduction. 

2 hours ago, Dutch said:

The outstandingness of that post offsets the real plate deduction. 

I just imagine it as an ashtray.

1 hour ago, gernblansten said:

I just imagine it as an ashtray.

Man, that prompts a thought.....the decline of smoking as a mainstream thing that happened in every household has had to be DEVASTATING to the "kids making shitty sculptures in elementary school class" industry.  No matter how lazy or non-creative you were, you could always take some clay, mold it into a bowl-ish shape with a few finger indentations to hold resting cigs, paint it, and give it to your folks.

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Grilled chee has gotta be high up the comfort food rankings. Sometimes one just checks all the boxes. 

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Had leftover meatloaf but no taters. So… warm meatloaf with white American cheese on Texas toast stuck under the broiler .  Topped with brown gravy and black pepper.  
 

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