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On 7/11/2025 at 2:53 PM, MissingInAction said:

Can confirm. Theres a splash of relish in it too i think. That or I added it myself. 

The sandwich spread is basically Mac sauce.  I ate it all through childhood on baloney or ham sandwiches.  It’s 1000 island but thick not liquidy like a salad dressing.  

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Breffiss sammich. Black coffee. 

 

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On 8/3/2025 at 7:38 PM, 4th&Five said:

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Your work with the mustard is very artistic 

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2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I am low on provisions.  Peanut butter, grape jelly, hot n spicy cheez-its.IMG_1864.thumb.jpeg.eb813cab769f16189000d9c3f1235ad2.jpeg

And he's a chinet man, so you know he can appreciate the best the world has to offer. 

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tonight, we celebrate the onion

 

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So, am probably on my own for dinner tonight.

I COULD order the kind of pizza I want that nobody else wants to eat (sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, anchovies).

OR, I could hit some leftovers and things in our freezer.  We have leftover mashed potatoes and a good bit of cream gravy.  And we also have these (the boy bought them to show off for friends coming to town):

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So...which way do I go?

22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, am probably on my own for dinner tonight.

I COULD order the kind of pizza I want that nobody else wants to eat (sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, anchovies).

OR, I could hit some leftovers and things in our freezer.  We have leftover mashed potatoes and a good bit of cream gravy.  And we also have these (the boy bought them to show off for friends coming to town):

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So...which way do I go?

Obviously, pizza topped with sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, anchovies, mashed potatoes, and nuggets drizzled with a good bit of cream gravy.

4 hours ago, gernblansten said:

Obviously, pizza topped with sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, anchovies, mashed potatoes, and nuggets drizzled with a good bit of cream gravy.

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On 8/9/2025 at 9:04 AM, Dutch said:

Breffiss sammich. Black coffee. 

 

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On 8/11/2025 at 2:40 PM, Blotto said:

And he's a chinet man, so you know he can appreciate the best the world has to offer. 

But of course.  I’m the guy that has the paper plate collapse on someone else’s head or lap.  Chinet for safety.though they’ve gotten so expensive it’s cheaper to use the fiestaware

Breffis. Forgive the nice plate.

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Ham. Hatch green chile thick cut bacon. Green chile cheese grits.

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Breffis. Forgive the nice plate.

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Ham. Hatch green chile thick cut bacon. Green chile cheese grits.

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While the Brits were in town, we bought novelty Texas shaped nuggets. They’re gone. The nuggets are still here. We’re taking care of that.

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31 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’ll never stop loving chicken nuggets.

Correct.  These were....mediocre.  But good enough.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Correct.  These were....mediocre.  But good enough.

Unfortunately your friends are going back to England with a complete misimpression of how Texas is shaped.

Just now, South Austin said:

Unfortunately your friends are going back to England with a complete misimpression of how Texas is shaped.

Yeah, they never even broke those out.  But they were quite amused by the "Texas-shaped crisps" we had at dinner the night they arrived.

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They VERY quickly developed a strong affection for HEB and Trader Joe's (man....chicks love Trader Joe's).

I've always said you could shape cowpies into the outline of the State of Texas and sell them at Buccees.  

I've always said you could shape cowpies into the outline of the State of Texas and sell them at Buccees.  

I mean, duh. Aggie out front should have told you.
43 minutes ago, tigol said:


I mean, duh. Aggie out front should have told you.

that would be a tremendous gig for johnny football. Texas shaped manziel pies stamped with their dumbass slogans..."howdy", "gig em", "jizz jar". Make em into xmas ornaments.

2 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I've always said you could shape cowpies into the outline of the State of Texas and sell them at Buccees.  

I have seen moose poop ear rings and swizzle sticks for sale at the tourist traps up here. People literally buying shit. 

HEB lunch special today (I already ate half of it, I’m not some chirpy bird)

 

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4 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

HEB lunch special today (I already ate half of it, I’m not some chirpy bird)

 

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User name Czechs out.

That is a fine plate of comestibles you have there sir

last of the cheese curds daughter #1 put in the poutine she made.  dropped her off at college on Tuesday.

pepperoni I put on daughter #2's flat bread pizzas, when I made them for the fam.  

impulse buy "spicy" pickled okra picked up on the road to drop off #2 at college on Wednesday.

daddy medicine.

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On 8/21/2025 at 9:03 PM, wd40 said:

last of the cheese curds daughter #1 put in the poutine she made.  dropped her off at college on Tuesday.

pepperoni I put on daughter #2's flat bread pizzas, when I made them for the fam.  

impulse buy "spicy" pickled okra picked up on the road to drop off #2 at college on Wednesday.

daddy medicine.

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Sounds like a pretty emotional charcuterie board. Hopefully the scotch helped. 

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Left over Spanish rice, leftover pork chop, left over piece of skirt steak, small can of chili, Mexican blend cheese and some Tapitia. Paper bowl wasn’t big enough.
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Candied with light brown sugar chipotle pepper and multi pepper blend. Sweet Heat 

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Do we have a multi ice-cream sandwich situation going on there?

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Didn't really know where to put this. My son (12yo) is been really getting into hot sauce. So for his birthday I bought him a bunch of different bottles. The traditional stuff, like Cholula, Tobasco, Valentines, ect. plus a few ones that looked unique.

Couple of nights ago, he pulled out a bag of Flammin' Hot Cheetos and covered it was some of the hot sauces. 

Next morning him : "Why is my asshole of fire???"

12 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Didn't really know where to put this. My son (12yo) is been really getting into hot sauce. So for his birthday I bought him a bunch of different bottles. The traditional stuff, like Cholula, Tobasco, Valentines, ect. plus a few ones that looked unique.

Couple of nights ago, he pulled out a bag of Flammin' Hot Cheetos and covered it was some of the hot sauces. 

Next morning him : "Why is my asshole of fire???"

A right of passage haha

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