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Because I need just some pure happiness today…it was neck bones and gravy day in the golden triangle today…

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Simple things, good things. Peace through soul food.

On 9/7/2025 at 7:36 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

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I finally decided to try the hatch and the chimi, always just went for the GOAT beef and bean. I’d rank them beef and bean, hatch, then chimi. Beef and bean still well above the rest, but the cheese and chicken in the hatch was a nice surprise. They had a pizza one too I had not seen before, not sure if I want to try or not.

6 minutes ago, Covri said:

I finally decided to try the hatch and the chimi, always just went for the GOAT beef and bean. I’d rank them beef and bean, hatch, then chimi. Beef and bean still well above the rest, but the cheese and chicken in the hatch was a nice surprise. They had a pizza one too I had not seen before, not sure if I want to try or not.

Coward. 

36 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Speaking of weird pizza collabs, this is out now. 

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A pizza Allsup's is basically a Hot Pocket. 

<Gaffigan> Diarrhea pockeeeeeeet </Gaffigan>

23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Because I need just some pure happiness today…it was neck bones and gravy day in the golden triangle today…

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Simple things, good things. Peace through soul food.

I could eat my weight in that dirty rice and okra!

On 9/11/2025 at 8:20 PM, Brisketexan said:

Because I need just some pure happiness today…it was neck bones and gravy day in the golden triangle today…

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Simple things, good things. Peace through soul food.

Where was this? I have to go to SE Texas for a family wedding next month. That food might make the trip worth it. 

Where was this? I have to go to SE Texas for a family wedding next month. That food might make the trip worth it. 

Judice’s in Port Arthur. Which also featured these scenes:

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Judice’s in Port Arthur. Which also featured these scenes:

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Love that place. You are doing it right.

Love that place. You are doing it right.

The place is a gotdamn American treasure.

I can't sag my pants and sell EBT cards? That place is a prison.

If there’s anything better than washing down some pickled pig lips with a cold refreshing Tropical Fantasy, I haven’t found it yet.

If there’s anything better than washing down some pickled pig lips with a cold refreshing Tropical Fantasy, I haven’t found it yet.

Fucking high cotton, right there.
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Judice’s in Port Arthur. Which also featured these scenes:

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Looks great.  Our family tradition is to go to The Schooner in Nederland every time we have a funeral down that way.  Time traveling back to 60s-70s!

Looks great.  Our family tradition is to go to The Schooner in Nederland every time we have a funeral down that way.  Time traveling back to 60s-70s!

Had dinner at the Schooner the night before. Solid gumbo, and absolutely a trip back in time.
Fitting because our offense looks like a shit sandwich.  

One of those slices of spam is more accurate than Arch.
On 9/13/2025 at 4:18 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Fitting because our offense looks like a shit sandwich.  

I used to want to grow up and play QB for Texas. Now, I want to be a slice of Spam on a grill.

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Wife is outta town for a week.

Dinner, night one: Conan’s savage. Add anchovies? Fuck yeah. Add jalapeños? Fuck yeah. Could I get this if I was getting pizza with the wife? Hell no.

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And, wife’s out of town, so breakfast just for me. Black pudding. And just black pudding. And coffee, of course.

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What is black pudding? 

And English blood sausage. Very traditional UK breakfast item.

Goddamn this getting old shit.  I had the last two slices of Conan Savage for dinner last night (cold, wolfed down at my desk before I had to pop on to one of my two evening meetings that kept me working till 10:30).  Then, at 3:00 a.m., woke up doubled over with cramps, and went and did volcanic and offensive stuff to my toilet that I'll probably have to apologize to it for later.  Did that twice.

Are you telling me that I can't eat thick crust cold jalapeno-loaded pizza at my desk for dinner anymore?  Because F that.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Goddamn this getting old shit.  I had the last two slices of Conan Savage for dinner last night (cold, wolfed down at my desk before I had to pop on to one of my two evening meetings that kept me working till 10:30).  Then, at 3:00 a.m., woke up doubled over with cramps, and went and did volcanic and offensive stuff to my toilet that I'll probably have to apologize to it for later.  Did that twice.

Are you telling me that I can't eat thick crust cold jalapeno-loaded pizza at my desk for dinner anymore?  Because F that.

Getting old sucks thread ➡️

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Goddamn this getting old shit.  I had the last two slices of Conan Savage for dinner last night (cold, wolfed down at my desk before I had to pop on to one of my two evening meetings that kept me working till 10:30).  Then, at 3:00 a.m., woke up doubled over with cramps, and went and did volcanic and offensive stuff to my toilet that I'll probably have to apologize to it for later.  Did that twice.

Are you telling me that I can't eat thick crust cold jalapeno-loaded pizza at my desk for dinner anymore?  Because F that.

gluten free?

Celiac?

6 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

gluten free?

Celiac?

Nope.  Hell, coulda been the crappy conference room salad and sandwich I had in the afternoon.  It was a shitty food day, ate every meal at my desk.

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Goddamn this getting old shit.  I had the last two slices of Conan Savage for dinner last night (cold, wolfed down at my desk before I had to pop on to one of my two evening meetings that kept me working till 10:30).  Then, at 3:00 a.m., woke up doubled over with cramps, and went and did volcanic and offensive stuff to my toilet that I'll probably have to apologize to it for later.  Did that twice.

Are you telling me that I can't eat thick crust cold jalapeno-loaded pizza at my desk for dinner anymore?  Because F that.

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On 9/24/2025 at 10:18 AM, Brisketexan said:

Goddamn this getting old shit.  I had the last two slices of Conan Savage for dinner last night (cold, wolfed down at my desk before I had to pop on to one of my two evening meetings that kept me working till 10:30).  Then, at 3:00 a.m., woke up doubled over with cramps, and went and did volcanic and offensive stuff to my toilet that I'll probably have to apologize to it for later.  Did that twice.

Are you telling me that I can't eat thick crust cold jalapeno-loaded pizza at my desk for dinner anymore?  Because F that.

The pizza guys are colluding with the toilet paper guys, man. Stay the course! Use the curtains!

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One last dinner with the wife outta town.  Thinking of picking up Enchiladas y Mas tonight.  We'll see.

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

One last dinner with the wife outta town.  Thinking of picking up Enchiladas y Mas tonight.  We'll see.

Go to the kosher HEB there on Far West, buy some liver, and cook it in the house.  Also buy some febreeze.  Nah screw that, get Conans one more time.  

7 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Go to the kosher HEB there on Far West, buy some liver, and cook it in the house.  Also buy some febreeze.  Nah screw that, get Conans one more time.  

Randalls is running a special on gulf oysters, 50 cents each.  Not gonna eat em raw this time of year (not with vibrio going around), but I could shuck a dozen and fry em up right.  Maybe fry some shrimp, do a shoyster po-boy.  That's my other idea.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Randalls is running a special on gulf oysters, 50 cents each.  Not gonna eat em raw this time of year (not with vibrio going around), but I could shuck a dozen and fry em up right.  Maybe fry some shrimp, do a shoyster po-boy.  That's my other idea.

I would celebrate that meal!  

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Randalls is running a special on gulf oysters, 50 cents each.  Not gonna eat em raw this time of year (not with vibrio going around), but I could shuck a dozen and fry em up right.  Maybe fry some shrimp, do a shoyster po-boy.  That's my other idea.

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