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  • ChickenSandwich
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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

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15 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

^ I'll help. 

I pray to God that CHIEF Jr. doesn't see this. I don't even know where to get square proportional pizza, and beef patties.

CHIEF

43 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I pray to God that CHIEF Jr. doesn't see this. I don't even know where to get square proportional pizza, and beef patties.

CHIEF

For real?  Totinos at any major grocery:

Totinos Pizza 4 Pack Combination Party Frozen - 42.8 Oz - safeway

And you make the patties yourself.  Flatten them out thin, freeze for a bit, then grill.

Come on, man....gonna have to take your 'murica card if you can't get this shit sorted out.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Am I the only one who doesn't think it looks like the cheese on the pizza slices is even melted?

Good sir, that's because it's "cheese," not cheese.

On 10/22/2025 at 6:33 PM, Brisketexan said:

Yep.  They actually became a tailgate snack for us years ago - @CHIEF knows.  I'd fill a gallon ziploc with hearts, some oil, and seasoning of choice (often zatarains).  Put on bamboo skewer, grill, eat while drinking beer. 

dove hearts are excellent this way too.

Restaurant? No, good sir, that is a warzone. 

6 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Restaurant? No, good sir, that is a warzone. 

So Waffle House? 

22 hours ago, CHIEF said:

I pray to God that CHIEF Jr. doesn't see this. I don't even know where to get square proportional pizza, and beef patties.

CHIEF

Thank god he’s got him mama’s brains. He’ll figure it out. Step aside, Pops. 

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Thank god he’s got him mama’s brains. He’ll figure it out. Step aside, Pops. 

Pizza is so cheap around here, I didn't think about checking the freezer section. Damn First World problems. This might actually be cheaper than his quad patty, quad cheese Whataburger.

CHIEF

On 11/10/2025 at 10:51 AM, CHIEF said:

I pray to God that CHIEF Jr. doesn't see this. I don't even know where to get square proportional pizza, and beef patties.

CHIEF

Pizza is usually round.  Burgers are usually round.  Make big round patties.  I would add onions and japs.

Did she bring the HEB Tums with it? Boss level.

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

Did she bring the HEB Tums with it? Boss level.

Honestly, we have those strategically scattered around the house and vehicles.

My stomach says I'm too old to eat most of the stuff on this thread. But my mind says fuck it. Then the pain comes 

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On 11/9/2025 at 7:08 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

^ I'll help. 

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2 hours ago, Dewey said:

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guisada with a side stick of butter i've cooked lately thread is over that way

11 hours ago, Dewey said:

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I'm gonna need to borrow some of @Jameslaw121's Tums. And a pack of Wet Wipes.

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Not enough butter; would not bang.

Queso fresco whey

1 hour ago, Dewey said:

Queso fresco guey

 

I feel like Juan's barbacoa is going to put mine to shame. Never thought about using a plastic bag.  Results in the mañana.20251122_204535.thumb.jpg.5187d600872b9cf3b871d6fc32c06ddf.jpg

 

 

H‑E‑B bag covering while cooking almost makes this the correct thread. I’ll wait to judge until presentation.

24 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

What cut of meat did you use?

Cheek, no fat trimming,  just get in there and eat. 

59 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Cheek, no fat trimming,  just get in there and eat. 

Recipe??

25 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Recipe??

Man, its however you like it. Juan kinda does a mini brine. Salts the hell out of it, sits it in water for an hour or so. Then adds garlic, serano and onion. Slow and low. HEB bag optional.

I use a dutch oven,  add beef broth, seranno and onion. Before that I trim some of the fat, salt, pepper and brown it. Slow and low.  

Shred it up, put in on your black top, spice, serve. 

Also serve it with pico and chili. Nothing but corn tortillas in this house. 

12 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

What's the purpose of the bag?

Keeps the liquid smoke in, can also be used to suffocate any guest who you suspect of stealing. 

13 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

What's the purpose of the bag?

She washes the dishes. 

cold refried beans?

27 minutes ago, huge said:

cold refried beans?

Correct. With Bush's chicken and okra, some chopped brisket, tomatoes, guacamole and cheese.

5 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Correct. With Bush's chicken and okra, some chopped brisket, tomatoes, guacamole and cheese.

A concoction that works for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

Hit fiesta the other day because I wanted sweetbreads for dinner. As I wandered the store (because one must see what treasures abound), I had to talk myself out of buying this:

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28 lb cabeza for under $100.

But then I realized it’s just the wife and me at home, and I’m the only one who would eat it. So…put it in the memory bank for a weekend when we have adventurous friends over.

I'm adventurous enough to eat cow head at some dude I've never met from the internet's house.

22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Hit fiesta the other day because I wanted sweetbreads for dinner. As I wandered the store (because one must see what treasures abound), I had to talk myself out of buying this:

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28 lb cabeza for under $100.

But then I realized it’s just the wife and me at home, and I’m the only one who would eat it. So…put it in the memory bank for a weekend when we have adventurous friends over.

 

15 hours ago, Masshole Horn said:

I'm adventurous enough to eat cow head at some dude I've never met from the internet's house.

umm... Hello?

Sounds like a few of us are willing to drive down and get some head from you......

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Made myself a little sandwich for lunch

 

 

 

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