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you need better whiskey
I've never had that whiskey, so I don't know how good/bad it is. Cheap alcohol, however, is pretty much the essence of this thread.
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Yeah.  That's my whiskey and it's not great.  Mistakenly asked my wife to pick some up for me last week.  I wasn't specific enough per the brand 

The pork was awesome. Though.

Didn’t cook it but god damn the roast beef at Johnny’s is awesome. Sir we have a combo of 1/2 Po boy and a side of gumbo..... nah fam I want a whole Po boy and a side of gumbo21f331f16f6d77bb757819a2205ceddd.jpg
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16 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Carne guisada with extra gravy, cause gravy.

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you can hook me up to an iv of that salsa.  where do i get it.

you can hook me up to an iv of that salsa.  where do i get it.



They have it at the Westlake HEB. There is also a green version.
8 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

you can hook me up to an iv of that salsa.  where do i get it.

H-E-B's in Austin have it, when they're open.

well shit.  looks like i am going to find an heb this weekend.  maybe make my own instead.

well shit.  looks like i am going to find an heb this weekend.  maybe make my own instead.
When you make your own HEB can you make sure the goddamn thing is open?
4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Carne guisada with extra gravy, cause gravy.

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I'm a big fan of tender beefs tips in a savory gravy.

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I'm a big fan of tender beefs tips in a savory gravy.

Walking into any cafe and seeing that the daily lunch special is "beef tips" automatically puts a smile on my face.

I made backstrap tips for the first time recently, they work well like that. I’ll take pics of leftovers on some shitty chinette for you mongrels next time.

On 12/26/2018 at 5:12 PM, Shaddie said:

Dammit. I have been found out. 

I surrender. 

Definitely french

The wife has gone Paleo for NY. These drums are from CostCo and are coated in almond flour. I oblige because I'm drunk and DGAF. The sauce is made from butter and Crystal. It'll eat. 9550cc9600503e34a7d1f60ea70d30ec.jpg

 

 

Next time throw the drums in some hot suace and burn em, thank me later.

Yeah inconsistent sauce coating is inconsistent. Would still eat though

 

 

Next time throw the drums in some hot suace and burn em, thank me later.
Your idea is good in theory, but after the office HH I'd still eat the burnt ones. Zero fucks given.
On 1/3/2019 at 11:56 AM, Paco said:

When you make your own HEB can you make sure the goddamn thing is open?

and build the damned thing North of Fort Worth!

Long live the king. It's the milk along side the Bud Light that takes this one to a new level.

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Long live the king. It's the milk along side the Bud Light that takes this one to a new level.

Well, the milk’s what makes it a complete breakfast. Duh.
33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Well, the milk’s what makes it a complete breakfast. Duh.

 

44 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Long live the king. It's the milk along side the Bud Light that takes this one to a new level.

That's beer foam, you dunderheads.

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1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

 

That's foam, you dunderheads.

That's a lotta foam there, Mr. frappalapucinno or whatever that is.

Did you get that mug free with the purchase of a combine?


Gimme mug?

In John Deere green, 

on a hot summer night, 

he wrote "Steely Shank don't love beans" 

Hard into the paint with that breffest. Hormel? Bold strategy.

No shit. I just got contact farts from looking at it.

The Easy Cheese? That’s just simple brilliance, executed with brutality. Like the I formation with Earl Campbell.

I like how you fit 3 of them on one of those mid sized HEB paper plates. Also I like that you went with 3. Not the "I'm in the mood for a snack" one, or the "let's make this an actual meal" two, but the "yeah go fuck yourself" three. 

i like how it's perched on the counter like it gives no fucks.

The Easy Cheese? That’s just simple brilliance, executed with brutality. Like the I formation with Earl Campbell.


3 dogs; Shank,Steel (American)
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Frame it and put it in the wing next to these.

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Fried spam and Kraft Mac and cheese with Louisiana hot sauce

Another thread that should be combined with the shaft thread...

 

 

goddamn.....

 

and the bidet thread....

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Cut against the grain, bro.


Cut against the grain, bro.
Yeah that 'gon be chewy. You'll need to floss immediately after eating.
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Fried spam and Kraft Mac and cheese with Louisiana hot sauce

Well done. I've never posted pics but a lot of times when I smoke a brisket or pork shoulder I'll throw on some spam for a few hours and then slice it and make egg sandwiches. It's been too long, think I'll do that this weekend
On 1/11/2019 at 10:06 PM, Steel Shank said:

That's beer foam, you dunderheads.

Dammit. I also thought it was milk and was in dumbfounded awe; this is such a letdown.

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