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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.Ā  Ā  Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.Ā  Ā  Cheese under chiliĀ  Ā 

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

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On 3/2/2019 at 7:42 PM, Hate said:

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It’s absolutely delicious. Finished in the crockpot:

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And plated with mashed potatoes and yeast rolls.

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On 3/6/2019 at 9:29 AM, solamente73 said:

Breakfast yesterday. Ā Texas red leftover from Texas Independence Day, fried eggs, cheese, japs. Ā Didn’t bother with carbs; was perfect for the hankerin’.

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On 3/6/2019 at 7:15 PM, deft said:

John 11:35. ā€œShank wept.ā€
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On 3/6/2019 at 8:09 PM, elfenix said:


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Carnitas on Sub Roll on Paper Plate
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Fuck the hater(s), I’d slam those bean soup dogs.Ā 


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John 11:35. ā€œShank wept.ā€
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You deserve all the rep for Trogdor.

Hand drawn by yours truly

Hand drawn by yours truly
It's magnificent. Right down to the S and more different S.

Let’s just ignore the fact that I missed the consummate V’s

Did that Peacemaker get poured into a glass or do you drink it with theĀ tab inserted into your sinus cavity.

The trogdor pic featured the first serving from the pot of red which admittedly shouldn’t have been served as s frito French fry wrap. Last night I returned from a four day trip on the Ky bourbon trail and felt like finishing off the red in the same way before I go clean for a few days.

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chili pizza with sauce I do believeĀ 

There was drinking involved. A slice of pizza with chili and then cheese melted over top and then a delicate kiss of Valentina black label.

1 hour ago, deft said:

There was drinking involved. A slice of pizza with chili and then cheese melted over top and then a delicate kiss of Valentina black label.

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Yeah I’m a regular Chef Regard’ee when I’m drinking.

Yeah I’m a regular Chef Regard’ee when I’m drinking.
Have you ever thought about writing a cook book?
Maybe you can cook some of your recipes at a "frat" party.
On 2/14/2019 at 1:26 PM, ohchaucer said:

ThatĀ is just BEGGING for a tortilla.

Not leftover pot roast, but see below

On 2/15/2019 at 8:45 AM, Dutch said:

Laser-sighted .380?

Here ya go.

Breakfast taco: wild hog chorizo, egg, crispy cowns, bell pepper, onion, cheese, salsa.

Texas Fight mug, coffee, Maker's Mark.

Laser sighted Ruger LCP 380 pocket carry (and placemat) for Dutch.

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Leftover Mississippi pot roast tacos today for lunch. Not pictures were the pepperocinis which were fucking amazing after simmering with that beef all day.

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4 minutes ago, JSB said:

Leftover Mississippi pot roast tacos today for lunch. Not pictures were the pepperocinis which were fucking amazing after simmering with that beef all day.

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Man that looks unbelizeableĀ 

15 minutes ago, elfenix said:

needs some marie sharp's.

I sea what you did there.Ā 

worst thing about Belize IMO.Ā  Ā I got on the AA bird at Belize City and slammed a Bud Light immediately.Ā 

The conundrum: feeding kids (which as I’ve shown a lot in this thread is pizza, especially when recovering from flu) and fine dining.

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Edit: bulleit helps with the sore throat.

On 3/14/2019 at 6:54 PM, Tailgate said:

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Didn’t want to wait for chili to thaw out.

Let’s kick some Kansas ass!

Looks aight.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


The judges also would have accepted cheese nips.

am i wrong for thinking of nips covered in cheetos dust?

3 minutes ago, ChampKind said:

Kinky! I like it

Yeah, but he was thinking of a man's nipples. NTTAWWT.

14 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

goldfish in tomato soup?

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14 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

goldfish in tomato soup?

is there any other way to eat tomato soup?Ā 

come on man

and if you're really wanting to take it to 11, you go with the supper flavor blasted goldfish with extra chez flavor

On 3/15/2019 at 9:33 PM, deft said:

The conundrum: feeding kids (which as I’ve shown a lot in this thread is pizza, especially when recovering from flu) and fine dining.

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Edit: bulleit helps with the sore throat.

Extra Hot Valentina FTMFW!!!

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1 hour ago, Jack Straw said:

is there any other way to eat tomato soup?Ā 

come on man

and if you're really wanting to take it to 11, you go with the supper flavor blasted goldfish with extra chez flavor

Along with the goldfish, I tear some of the crust off the grilled cheese sandwich and throw it in there like croutons.

Not really low brow enough for this thread but didn't know where to put it. Biscuit and gravy empanada with an over easy egg on top before the slopes. Don't know which I'm more excited for.

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The verdict is that is one of the top 5 things I've ever eaten for breakfast in my life.

Low brow huh? That's what you think of these fine dishes served in this thread? Low brow? Many of these dishes have great historical significance, I consider this thread to be a thread of people reaching deep and getting back to their roots. Bringing us lost Americana, sharing the many ways chili has saved the day. How tater tots pair with anything. The finest hot sauces this great country has to offer, eating off a humble paper plate and many times giving thanks to dad and grandpa for showing us the way. Low brow? You're goddam right.

Not really low brow enough for this thread but didn't know where to put it. Biscuit and gravy empanada with an over easy egg on top before the slopes. Don't know which I'm more excited for.
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The verdict is that is one of the top 5 things I've ever eaten for breakfast in my life.

Never thought a picture of breakfast could give me a boner, yet here we are.

Wonder why bruin posted pic of his wife’s plate and not his?Ā 

What is this?

That is the master at work. A ribeye straight out of the fridge and a can of cold bud light.

Damn I have a lot to learn. I was thinking rare hamburger with blueberry pancakes for buns.

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