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13 minutes ago, EE2B said:


That is the master at work. A ribeye straight out of the fridge and a can of cold bud light.

Pay this man his money.

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That is the master at work. A ribeye straight out of the fridge and a can of cold bud light.

Wait....there are people who didn’t instantly recognize this?

God, this country...we need savin’.

Breaker 1 9. Breaker 1 9.

Celebrating the boy’s 4th birthday with Catholic Friday sampler leftovers on Saturday. Wall to wall tree top tall.

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Breaker 1 9. Breaker 1 9.

Celebrating the boy’s 4th birthday with Catholic Friday sampler leftovers on Saturday. Wall to wall tree top tall.

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I need to hit up the fish fry
11 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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2 words. Fuck yes.

16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Wait....there are people who didn’t instantly recognize this?

God, this country...we need savin’.

Don’t bust his balls too much- he might be on to something if it was a sausage patty instead of hamburger. A blueberry pancake sausage sandwich?  Hmmm....

Shank plays golf?  Please tell me we're only talking twilight at shitty munis.  My mental image of the king is pixelated as fuck right now.

1 hour ago, threesheets said:

Shank plays golf?  Please tell me we're only talking twilight at shitty munis.  My mental image of the king is pixelated as fuck right now.

You're not too far off. I enjoy the game, but also the drinking and camraderie. But definitely munis.

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Wait....there are people who didn’t instantly recognize this?

God, this country...we need savin’.
Yeah it took me less than a nanosecond to figure out what that is. I've done the same a few times.

You're eating what actual food tastes like when you vomit it out.

Goes for all the Campbell's tomato soup lovers too. That's the base for all that garbage. 

Sorry, don't hate me. 

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The shank giveth and the shank taketh away. I’m just trying to hold my own over here....and have a tasty snack whilst doing so.

This aggression will not stand. Be prepared to get Shanked.

Seriously, though, I want that inside me.

That last post of mine was the most rep I’ve ever gotten so here goes again with the REMIX, otherwise known as a shameless attempt to rep-whore. Still just cleaning out the fridge and eating leftover grilled shit. This will inevitably end like Icarus flying too close to the sun but such is the futile and mortal pursuit to reach out and try to touch the face of shank.

 

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Mixtla torts with refried beans from the fridge that I honestly don’t know how long have been in there (passed the smell test). Pork chop in one and steak in the other. Then the cheese, grilled onions/japs, and Valentina. Little squeeze of some lime for shits and giggles.

 

18 minutes ago, deft said:

Mixtla torts with refried beans from the fridge that I honestly don’t know how long have been in there (passed the smell test). Pork chop in one and steak in the other. Then the cheese, grilled onions/japs, and Valentina. Little squeeze of some lime for shits and giggles.

Emphasis added for accuracy.

On 3/24/2019 at 9:02 PM, NorthLoop said:

Because Sunday...

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Fuck the Spaghetti-O haters. Haven't had a good bowl of Os in quite some time. 

That Karbach mug looks frosty, too. 

Take some rep. 

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fuck the Spaghetti-O haters. Haven't had a good bowl of Os in quite some time. 

That Karbach mug looks frosty, too. 

Take some rep. 

1 - I've been digging on Love Street for a while now.

2- when the kids were younger and we had Os on hand, I was known to raid the stash from time to time.

2 hours ago, thestud said:

@steelshank, I humbly submit for your evaluation: leftover Mississippi pot roast with an over easy egg, smothered in Louisiana and washed down with an ice cold national beer of Texas.7e0a18c9874e79615d9bd4f3b83f0a93.jpg

"The Katrina"

I'm out in Jeff Davis County right now and I'm feeling the love all the way out here. Nice work gentlemen. Like a hippie dude told me today, quartz makes a person "balanced". Y'all's offerings are my quartz.

 

Whole lotta love.

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Fuck the Spaghetti-O haters. Haven't had a good bowl of Os in quite some time. 

That Karbach mug looks frosty, too. 

Take some rep. 

Yeah I think some people forgot what thread they were on.

And that’s only because we’ve discovered that deer can smell the Coleman stove, crispy bacon, and atomic shit farts coming out of the blind. Well, at least we can take two of those out of the equation.

Your aggressive use of condiments does not go unnoticed or unappreciated.

As for me, had to get a new battery in the truck (still under warranty, so saved $170, that's cool), so the boy and I could go out tooling around looking at offroad go-karts he can fix up.  That requires us to head out to numerous country locales.

One of those locales had us pass by a Krispy Krunchy chicken location....which had gizzards.  I was enamored.

 

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Late lunch...

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I am Christian, God-fearing man, but God Damn that is my jam right there. The Zapp's Spicy Crawtator chips take it to 13.
On 3/28/2019 at 4:42 PM, ztejas said:

Fuck the Spaghetti-O haters. Haven't had a good bowl of Os in quite some time. 

That Karbach mug looks frosty, too. 

Take some rep. 

 

Got drunk and high.
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Excellent deployment of the chips as a condiment barrier. You don’t want you fancy mustard intermingling with your French onion dip (?)

Been a while since I've checked this thread but there's some excellent work being done, good job gentlemen

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Chili dogs con elotes on the cob. 

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On 3/30/2019 at 7:36 PM, Zepol87 said:

Got drunk and high.

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Needs a splash of Crystal's. 

It was a snap decision, so I kept it pretty simple.  Butter, mayo, parmesan (over cotija any time I have a choice), Valentina.  I don't usually put Tajin on my elotes, or anything savory really.  Too tart.  Just fruit mostly.

21 hours ago, thestud said:

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Burnt bacon ends, leftover roast and potatoes and of course the ultimate condiment: Allsup’s Taco Sauce. Say something negative about Allsup’s and I’ll light your country music award on fire.

You got some sort of never ending leftover pot roast?

21 hours ago, thestud said:

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Burnt bacon ends, leftover roast and potatoes and of course the ultimate condiment: Allsup’s Taco Sauce. Say something negative about Allsup’s and I’ll light your country music award on fire.

Damn, now I want an allsup's burrito.

Throw some of that pot roast over some fritos, add a little chili, cheese and japs and a cold Bud Light. Report back.

Don't tarry, son. This is important.



Church brought one over when we brought the kids home from the hospital last week. It was bland and I told the wife I could do better, so she challenged me. I won. We have pot roast for fucking days. Fucking. Days.


I can meet you at 20 and Mikus if you’d like to share.

I may not know the sauce, but I recognize the craftsmanship in application.

Looks aight**3

(If it were me, I'd have included a cold beverage)

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