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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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2019 parisa talk not going away

12 hours ago, irishtexan said:


Bad mouthing cheese that comes wrapped in cellophane seems inconsistent with the spirit of this thread. Perhaps you and the gentleman from California should have a dinner party to make your fancy tacos on corn tortillas and grated cheddar. We got us a regular Howard Hughes up in here.

I agree. They can fuck off while I eat this handi snack.

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Fucking.  Jealous.

Assuming they’re open on Sunday I’m picking up a shitload. Let me know if you want a delivery.

This was my maiden parisa voyage and I’m pissed I didn’t know about this before.

Huh...we're headed to the upper Guadalupe this weekend....won't be passing through parisa country, but similar scenery.

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3 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Don't forget about ztejas' masterpiece...

And that's fair.  If you don't like the bright yellow cheez food on crackers, I don't wanna know you.

9 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Don't forget about ztejas' masterpiece...

If only they'd let me drink cold, filtered, genuine draft miller lite on the job.

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If only they'd let me drink cold, filtered, genuine draft miller lite on the job.

Meelers lite, please.  Pronunciation is important.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Meelers lite, please.  Pronunciation is important.

HOW DO I REEEECH THEESE KEEEEDS?

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yes I was drunk.  yes it was delicious. 

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I normally point out fancy ceramic plates, but the change up of a plastic fork has me intrigued.

I always shove those plasticware packs you get with take-out into a drawer.  like to use them when they start piling up. 

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Breffis egg, chipotle venison sausage, Marie Sharp’s verde, con fancy Mexican blend natural shredded cheese from the value pack bag.

4 hours ago, futureman said:

I always shove those plasticware packs you get with take-out into a drawer.  like to use them when they start piling up. 

Ah I see you are a man of culture as well.

2 hours ago, Llano Estacado said:

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Breffis egg, chipotle venison sausage, Marie Sharp’s verde, con fancy Mexican blend natural shredded cheese from the value pack bag.

That's a mighty fancy paper plate you're working with there son...

4 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

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Michaelangelo returns

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Ah I see you are a man of culture as well.

I’m cultured as fuck

That's a mighty fancy paper plate you're working with there son...


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On 4/20/2019 at 9:32 AM, Llano Estacado said:

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Taco arrangement has me thinking about laying some pipe. ©️

 

 

copyright Steel Shank Enterprises, LLC.

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You're a pro's pro. Toasting the top of the top bun and all.
2 minutes ago, Whatever said:

You're a pro's pro. Toasting the top of the top bun and all.

the people’s champion. 

Bacon, mushroom, Swiss breakfast tacos.

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There is almost 2 cups of cheese in there. The Swiss blends in a bit with the eggs, but there was plenty of cheese in there.

Don't let Brisket see that tortilla. He'll shit a brick cow.

And hot sauce looks good.

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Mac and chee, tamale, chili, moar chee, onion, Cholula. Lime in Topo Chico (I’m not a heathen, after all).


This belongs in a museum.

Dinner last night.

I call this installation "Leftover brisket wrap with refrieds/cheese/cut-up tamales/salsa for dipping."  It was a limited-run show.

I'm not much at naming art.  I mostly just eat it.

 

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Finishing up a brisket. Opened the pink paper to find all that liquid gold in there. Let me tell you what old Jack Burton would do at a time like this.....he’d fry an egg in it.

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Of course, he can’t have bread or tortillas because he’s going low carb now to defeat Lo Pan this summer but the dish still stands.

7 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

That's fucking strong. How'd it taste?

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trying to embed a jack burton gif, but apparently its more than just in the reflexes

 

11 hours ago, deft said:

trying to embed a jack burton gif, but apparently its more than just in the reflexes

 

let me help you select the perfect gif:

 

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16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Dinner last night.

I call this installation "Leftover brisket wrap with refrieds/cheese/cut-up tamales/salsa for dipping."  It was a limited-run show.

I'm not much at naming art.  I mostly just eat it.

 

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I'd sub half of those pickles for yuns but solid.

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'd sub half of those pickles for yuns but solid.

onions?  funyuns?  bunions?

33 minutes ago, futureman said:

onions?  funyuns?  bunions?

onions was the intended reference but funyuns might work too



yuns.


Don't ever fucking say that again.
14 minutes ago, Paco said:


 

 


Don't ever fucking say that again.

 

You don't seem very funyun

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