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Pulled it out the napkin dispenser on my way out the men’s room. Saw no need to dirty a plate.
1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Is that the John Bobbit special? 

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OG sausage wrap for the win

5 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Making spam tacos tonight with the boy.  Pics to come.

The commercial running on tv got me thinking of those.  

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Is that the John Bobbit special? 

Criticizing a man's sausage wrap . . . . is a real dick move . . . .

 

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4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Is that the John Bobbit special? 

Nah bubba, that's a 5" chub cut from a 30" horseshoe.  I'da thought you would recognize a 5" sausage

20 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Making spam tacos tonight with the boy.  Pics to come.

Pics aren't showing up.  Thank God.

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Woke up today and decided I didn’t want to go to work. Took the boy to daycare and came back home to make breffest. Tacos with eggs, bacon, grilled onions and japs, avocado, cheese and some of that green salsa that comes in a bag at HEB and some refried beans that come in the bag from the meat section at HEB (when it’s open). Pics of both bagged items above. Also having some OJ, coffee from my Old Fart mug, and a bloody Maria because tequila is better than vodka. Gonna catch a matinee showing of avengers end game at 11:30 at west gate cinema. Living the good life today, gentlemen.

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

 Living the good life today, gentlemen.

you can say that again!

5 hours ago, irishtexan said:

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Such sublime creations, yet recalling the Whataburger thread and how you professed to being absolutely dominated by a chicken tenders sammich, I am saddened by the realization that most of the contents fell out before reaching your mouth.

Such sublime creations, yet recalling the Whataburger thread and how you professed to being absolutely dominated by a chicken tenders sammich, I am saddened by the realization that most of the contents fell out before reaching your mouth.

The contents of my penis fell out into your mom’s mouth last night.
3 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

The contents of my penis fell out into your mom’s mouth last night.

It's customary for one to use a toothpick after dinner.

27 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

It's customary for one to use a toothpick after dinner.

The insult judges also would have accepted "dental floss."

El Gallo should send you motherfuckers a referral check if that jalapeño sauce tastes as good as it looks. It will be in and around my mouth tomorrow. Are the other flavors worth it?

It’s good. I prefer their roasted jalapeño one though. 

We bought that bag of refried beans because the girl wont eat refried beans with bits of shells in them (don't ask... 8yos dude) ... turns out that shit tastes glorious. It's worth the extra 75 cents or whatever. 

7 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

We bought that bag of refried beans because the girl wont eat refried beans with bits of shells in them (don't ask... 8yos dude) ... turns out that shit tastes glorious. It's worth the extra 75 cents or whatever. 

Look at Mr. Moneybags over here.

Lately I've been eating the generic brand of wax beans. I rip off the label and, I can't tell the difference...

I haven't thought about wax beans in decades.  We used to have to eat some kind of a three-bean mixture when I was a kid.  Wax beans, pinto beans (I think?) and something else.  Absolutely disgusting.

wax beans?  what the fuck thread am i in?

43 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Well we've officially bottomed out

Have we?  Have we really?

 

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You know, I think I'm gonna go buy some.  And make those fancy hors d'oeuvres on the label.  Slice up some olives, go cut a sprig of dill from the garden, half a lovely little cherry tomahto.  Serve 'em on a silver tray to the fam before dinner.  Gonna see how that goes.

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Pick up some olive loaf since you're there

2 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Pick up some olive loaf since you're there

I fuckin' LOVE me some olive loaf.  Need white bread and yellow mustard to make it a true feast.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Have we?  Have we really?

 

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You know, I think I'm gonna go buy some.  And make those fancy hors d'oeuvres on the label.  Slice up some olives, go cut a sprig of dill from the garden, half a lovely little cherry tomahto.  Serve 'em on a silver tray to the fam before dinner.  Gonna see how that goes.

It's made with chicken. But pork has been added.

I noticed that as well. Fancy indeed.

29 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

It's made with chicken. But pork has been added.

"Francois, how's that potted meat recipe coming along?"

"Well, monsieur, it is very tastee.  I have made it with zee cheeken.  But...it needs something more. It needs something else, but je ne sais quoi!"

"Didja think of adding pork?"

"Monsieur, you are BRILLIANT!  I add zee pork, it will be the talk of Paree!"

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I love vienna sausages but I can't stand potted meat. That's the stuff that couldn't make the grade for vienna sausage. If I want meat mash I'll buy Underwood.

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Did you buy that rought iron patio furniture on shaggy?
I love vienna sausages but I can't stand potted meat. That's the stuff that couldn't make the grade for vienna sausage. If I want meat mash I'll buy Underwood.
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Brother?

I grew up on both potted meat and deviled ham. Loved them both equally on white bread. I probably haven’t had either in over 30 years. I may have to sneak some in this week.

Think I just finished off some potted meat recently I bought back when Hurricane Sandy was pounding the east coast. 

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Soon

1 minute ago, huge said:

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Soon

I hope you doused that shit in Yucateca 

3 hours ago, huge said:

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Good morning

I know this is just crazy talk, but a big slice of mater would go well with that.

Huge puts us back on top after the previous page's low. +rep x2

Edit: Love Old Rasputin, btw.

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I know this is just crazy talk, but a big slice of mater would go well with that.

Indeed it would have.

Wisht ida haddit
On 5/3/2019 at 5:02 PM, RPM said:

I love vienna sausages but I can't stand potted meat. That's the stuff that couldn't make the grade for vienna sausage. If I want meat mash I'll buy Underwood.

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Grew up eating Underwood on white bread with mayo. We need pics, RPM.

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