May 1, 20196 yr What's with the fancy piece of paper ? [emoji846]Pulled it out the napkin dispenser on my way out the men’s room. Saw no need to dirty a plate.
May 1, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, BigDHornfan said: Making spam tacos tonight with the boy. Pics to come. The commercial running on tv got me thinking of those.
May 1, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, Underdog said: Is that the John Bobbit special? Criticizing a man's sausage wrap . . . . is a real dick move . . . .
May 1, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, Underdog said: Is that the John Bobbit special? Nah bubba, that's a 5" chub cut from a 30" horseshoe. I'da thought you would recognize a 5" sausage
May 2, 20196 yr 20 hours ago, BigDHornfan said: Making spam tacos tonight with the boy. Pics to come. Pics aren't showing up. Thank God.
May 2, 20196 yr Popular Post Woke up today and decided I didn’t want to go to work. Took the boy to daycare and came back home to make breffest. Tacos with eggs, bacon, grilled onions and japs, avocado, cheese and some of that green salsa that comes in a bag at HEB and some refried beans that come in the bag from the meat section at HEB (when it’s open). Pics of both bagged items above. Also having some OJ, coffee from my Old Fart mug, and a bloody Maria because tequila is better than vodka. Gonna catch a matinee showing of avengers end game at 11:30 at west gate cinema. Living the good life today, gentlemen.
May 2, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, irishtexan said: Living the good life today, gentlemen. you can say that again!
May 2, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, irishtexan said: Such sublime creations, yet recalling the Whataburger thread and how you professed to being absolutely dominated by a chicken tenders sammich, I am saddened by the realization that most of the contents fell out before reaching your mouth.
May 2, 20196 yr Such sublime creations, yet recalling the Whataburger thread and how you professed to being absolutely dominated by a chicken tenders sammich, I am saddened by the realization that most of the contents fell out before reaching your mouth.The contents of my penis fell out into your mom’s mouth last night.
May 2, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, irishtexan said: The contents of my penis fell out into your mom’s mouth last night. It's customary for one to use a toothpick after dinner.
May 2, 20196 yr 27 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said: It's customary for one to use a toothpick after dinner. The insult judges also would have accepted "dental floss."
May 2, 20196 yr El Gallo should send you motherfuckers a referral check if that jalapeño sauce tastes as good as it looks. It will be in and around my mouth tomorrow. Are the other flavors worth it?
May 3, 20196 yr We bought that bag of refried beans because the girl wont eat refried beans with bits of shells in them (don't ask... 8yos dude) ... turns out that shit tastes glorious. It's worth the extra 75 cents or whatever.
May 3, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, NorthLoop said: We bought that bag of refried beans because the girl wont eat refried beans with bits of shells in them (don't ask... 8yos dude) ... turns out that shit tastes glorious. It's worth the extra 75 cents or whatever. Look at Mr. Moneybags over here.
May 3, 20196 yr Lately I've been eating the generic brand of wax beans. I rip off the label and, I can't tell the difference...
May 3, 20196 yr I haven't thought about wax beans in decades. We used to have to eat some kind of a three-bean mixture when I was a kid. Wax beans, pinto beans (I think?) and something else. Absolutely disgusting.
May 3, 20196 yr 43 minutes ago, NorthLoop said: Well we've officially bottomed out Have we? Have we really? You know, I think I'm gonna go buy some. And make those fancy hors d'oeuvres on the label. Slice up some olives, go cut a sprig of dill from the garden, half a lovely little cherry tomahto. Serve 'em on a silver tray to the fam before dinner. Gonna see how that goes. Edited May 3, 20196 yr by Brisketexan
May 3, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, Dewey said: Pick up some olive loaf since you're there I fuckin' LOVE me some olive loaf. Need white bread and yellow mustard to make it a true feast.
May 3, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Have we? Have we really? You know, I think I'm gonna go buy some. And make those fancy hors d'oeuvres on the label. Slice up some olives, go cut a sprig of dill from the garden, half a lovely little cherry tomahto. Serve 'em on a silver tray to the fam before dinner. Gonna see how that goes. It's made with chicken. But pork has been added.
May 3, 20196 yr 29 minutes ago, irishtexan said: It's made with chicken. But pork has been added. "Francois, how's that potted meat recipe coming along?" "Well, monsieur, it is very tastee. I have made it with zee cheeken. But...it needs something more. It needs something else, but je ne sais quoi!" "Didja think of adding pork?" "Monsieur, you are BRILLIANT! I add zee pork, it will be the talk of Paree!"
May 3, 20196 yr Assembling new patio furniture needed an afternoon snack and shot of wellars. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
May 3, 20196 yr I love vienna sausages but I can't stand potted meat. That's the stuff that couldn't make the grade for vienna sausage. If I want meat mash I'll buy Underwood.
May 3, 20196 yr Assembling new patio furniture needed an afternoon snack and shot of wellars. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Did you buy that rought iron patio furniture on shaggy?
May 4, 20196 yr I love vienna sausages but I can't stand potted meat. That's the stuff that couldn't make the grade for vienna sausage. If I want meat mash I'll buy Underwood. Brother?
May 4, 20196 yr I grew up on both potted meat and deviled ham. Loved them both equally on white bread. I probably haven’t had either in over 30 years. I may have to sneak some in this week.
May 4, 20196 yr Think I just finished off some potted meat recently I bought back when Hurricane Sandy was pounding the east coast.
May 4, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, huge said: Good morning I know this is just crazy talk, but a big slice of mater would go well with that.
May 4, 20196 yr Huge puts us back on top after the previous page's low. +rep x2 Edit: Love Old Rasputin, btw. Edited May 4, 20196 yr by Braff Zacklin beer
May 5, 20196 yr I know this is just crazy talk, but a big slice of mater would go well with that.Indeed it would have. Wisht ida haddit
May 5, 20196 yr On 5/3/2019 at 5:02 PM, RPM said: I love vienna sausages but I can't stand potted meat. That's the stuff that couldn't make the grade for vienna sausage. If I want meat mash I'll buy Underwood. Grew up eating Underwood on white bread with mayo. We need pics, RPM.
May 5, 20196 yr 22 hours ago, Noogman said: Not pictured, more saltines Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Spread your wings and fly, youngblood. Fly like an eagle.
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