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On 5/4/2019 at 12:31 PM, RPM said:

I know this is just crazy talk, but a big slice of mater would go well with that.

fuck that noise

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Going with something similar right now. No veggies no fucks given
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Only store bought salsa I fuck with regularly. 2.47 for that
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shank reminds us all that the simple things in life are often the best

On 5/4/2019 at 9:15 PM, Noogman said:

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Not pictured, more saltines


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Another Valentina lover.  Extra points for the melanine plate.

That's a Corelle Vitrelle glass plate.

If you want to nerd out: 

 

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Add video.

Always a pleasure to learn something important.  That is the essence of this thread.

Got dam. This thread never disappoints.

On 5/2/2019 at 9:40 AM, irishtexan said:

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Woke up today and decided I didn’t want to go to work. Took the boy to daycare and came back home to make breffest. Tacos with eggs, bacon, grilled onions and japs, avocado, cheese and some of that green salsa that comes in a bag at HEB and some refried beans that come in the bag from the meat section at HEB (when it’s open). Pics of both bagged items above. Also having some OJ, coffee from my Old Fart mug, and a bloody Maria because tequila is better than vodka. Gonna catch a matinee showing of avengers end game at 11:30 at west gate cinema. Living the good life today, gentlemen.

That bag salsa is the absolute shit. 

Got dam. This thread never disappoints.
That bag salsa is the absolute shit. 
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Best store bought salsa I have ever had. Gets better after you open it as well. Pure crack. I’d put that shit in my Raisin Bran. 

The orange habanero is my slight favorite of the four flavors. However, they’re all better than pretty much any jarred salsa.

3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

The orange habanero is my slight favorite of the four flavors. However, they’re all better than pretty much any jarred salsa.

Is it like Diablo sauce from Torchys?

On 5/9/2019 at 6:00 PM, Burt Macklin said:

That bag salsa is the absolute shit. 

funny how one little “the” completely flips the meaning of the sentence.  on first reading I thought you were talking smack.

1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

The skin on the roof of my mouth is already starting to blister. 

Those Stouffer's french bread pizzas peeled the skin off the roof of my mouth countless times in college and the years thereafter.  Usually after midnight.

On 5/9/2019 at 6:23 PM, Dewey said:

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beans straight from the can, and the pile of dirty laundry in a chair in the background really ties the picture together 

Got drunk yesterday and made too many ribeyes for Mom's Day. This is how you leftover. Ziegys were on sale. 9f37bfb4add2406eefe0d6624e318bb0.jpg

Is ziegenbock any good? I've never tried it but in my mind it's on par with shiner

ziegen was always the keg we got from hancock HEB.  only thing cheaper was natty iirc. 

Is ziegenbock any good? I've never tried it but in my mind it's on par with shiner
Yep, and it's not considered an import. I'm a fan, but I'm not gonna judge if you hate it.

Ziegen is AB’s response to shiner and poorly done at that. I too remember buying it at Hancock for cheaper than natty and the such. AB was loss leading it to buy market presence. I seem to recall $53.99 for a half barrel in the early 00’s.

15 hours ago, Whatever said:

Got drunk yesterday and made too many ribeyes for Mom's Day. This is how you leftover. Ziegys were on sale. 9f37bfb4add2406eefe0d6624e318bb0.jpg

I'm repping for the artistic minimalism, even though I think Zeigenbock is complete ass. 

Just now, NOMAAA said:

what.

Crawford Bock solidified it for me.

I dont like Bock or anything Amber.  Its the malt I think.

I like IPA and Pilsner and Stout and Sour.

Not a bock fan. Prefer beer that tastes good.

I would assault with extreme prejudice.

I notice a disturbing lack of Valentina’s.

41 minutes ago, RPM said:

I would assault with extreme prejudice.

This is why Urban had to fire you and Tom Herman is ruining your life, Zach.

Some of you think degeneracy is your ally. You merely adopted the degeneracy. I was born in it, molded by it. I have yet to see the light. 

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Crawford Bock solidified it for me.
I dont like Bock or anything Amber.  Its the malt I think.
I like IPA and Pilsner and Stout and Sour.

You are coming around...

Soon you will be fat like me.
1 hour ago, elfenix said:

i don't think you can claim degeneracy with that plate, @ztejas

But he can claim a glorious turd in a few hours.

That burrito creation looks so good that I'm going to overlook the fancy-ass plate and glass of red liquid.   

Some of you think degeneracy is your ally. You merely adopted the degeneracy. I was born in it, molded by it. I have yet to see the light. 
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I like it...but dude, it’s a frijoles burrito. It’s kind of a baseline...like a pbj is for white folks. If you COULDN’T make a decent bean burrito, we’d have issues.

You should done dickbutt with the red sauce on the white sauce. Would've taken it up a notch.

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