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8 hours ago, Dutch said:

That burrito creation looks so good that I'm going to overlook the fancy-ass plate and glass of red liquid.   

What if the glass of red liquid came from a box?

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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

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16 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

You should done dickbutt with the red sauce on the white sauce. Would've taken it up a notch.

That's why you are the boss.

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Kraft single, Lebanon bologna, fried bologna, hot capocollo, Whataburger mustard. With a side of Zapps Voodoo.

 

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Kraft single, Lebanon bologna, fried bologna, hot capocollo, Whataburger mustard. With a side of Zapps Voodoo.
 

Man, I forget how much I love Lebanon bologna.

Nice looking buns too....slightly homo

 

16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Man, I forget how much I love Lebanon bologna.

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Hot dogs with cheddar cheese wrapped in pillsbury pizza crust with Hot Wolf brand chili baked for 25 min.
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8 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

Hot dogs with cheddar cheese wrapped in pillsbury pizza crust with Hot Wolf brand chili baked for 25 min.
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Fuckin A, man. That is magnificent.

T&P for any family, coworkers, and/or pets that will have to be in your vicinity in the next 24 hours.

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The mustard is a pro move. Congrats on your accomplishments. HOF status achieved. 

Hot dogs with cheddar cheese wrapped in pillsbury pizza crust with Hot Wolf brand chili baked for 25 min.
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Fucking awesome
On 5/2/2019 at 9:40 AM, irishtexan said:

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some refried beans that come in the bag from the meat section at HEB

 

Couldn’t find this pic earlier, so was looking in the wrong section. Bought one of these for $.99 instead just to try, pretty damn quick & easy for some bean & cheese tostadas with that salsa. 

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You are coming around...

Soon you will be fat like me.


Your playing weight was +100 over mine.

It’s going to take a while.

But I’m trying ok?
Hot dogs with cheddar cheese wrapped in pillsbury pizza crust with Hot Wolf brand chili baked for 25 min.
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That's using the ole noggin right there
7 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Hot dogs with cheddar cheese wrapped in pillsbury pizza crust with Hot Wolf brand chili baked for 25 min.
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Greatness is an intangible thing. You know greatness when you see it. I seent it.

12 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Hot dogs with cheddar cheese wrapped in pillsbury pizza crust with Hot Wolf brand chili baked for 25 min.
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Go ahead and call up the Louvre and tell them to pull down Moaning Lisa to make room for this.

Go ahead and call up the Louvre and tell them to pull down Moaning Lisa to make room for this.
Pretty sure Moaning Lisa is something you'd find on xhamster, not in the Louvre.
Pretty sure Moaning Lisa is something you'd find on xhamster, not in the Louvre.

I don’t know...I saw this taking a selfie right in front of the painting a couple summers ago...

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Which is which? Who’s to know?
14 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Hot dogs with cheddar cheese wrapped in pillsbury pizza crust with Hot Wolf brand chili baked for 25 min.
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I too made chili cheese dogs with onions and pickled jalapenos last night, but I didn't wrap them in pillsbury pizza crust and now i feel like i failed and won't bother posting because I've been bested.

Wife and kids will be out of town first week of July. Considering making this thread my menu for the week. No clue if my heart can take it, but I’ll try.


I don’t know...I saw this taking a selfie right in front of the painting a couple summers ago...

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Which is which? Who’s to know?
So did you make her moan?
So did you make her moan?


Yes, he stepped on her toe.
45 minutes ago, Player said:

Or crop dusted her.

When in Paris, do as Le Petomane....

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19 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Shout out to my hermano , Brisket.
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Is that carne guisada over arroz con jalapenos?  Mi hermano....

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On 5/21/2019 at 5:52 PM, elfenix said:

Dollar dogs hot?
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Dollar dogs and you got 2? That’s cute. 

58 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

Finishing off the last of a brisket. Realized too late that I didn't have an onion or any jalapeño but did have a nice avocado and some herdez, it worked rather well but no onion was a punch to the nuts1094a3082ff7128321535acbec373d43.jpg

Herdez guacamole salsa FTW!

30 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Dollar dogs and you got 2? That’s cute. 

you think i only had 2?

Are japs free with dollar dogs in Hou? I didn’t ask last time up here, but they only had ketchup/mustard/BBQ sauce/relish/onions on the stands. 

1 hour ago, spystud13 said:
Are japs free with dollar dogs in Hou? I didn’t ask last time up here, but they only had ketchup/mustard/BBQ sauce/relish/onions on the stands. 

They're in the regular condiment bars, which everyone uses.

edit: one day i brought my own brown mustard and i'm tempted to bring a pouch of sauerkraut.

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11 hours ago, elfenix said:

They're in the regular condiment bars, which everyone uses.

edit: one day i brought my own brown mustard and i'm tempted to bring a pouch of sauerkraut.

It's been a spell, but aren't there plenty of vendors that will sell you a dog with kraut at Minute Maid?

52 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It's been a spell, but aren't there plenty of vendors that will sell you a dog with kraut at Minute Maid?

not $1 dogs

Remnants of last nights fajitas chopped up with scrambled eggs with some sharp cheddar and some swine.
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Oh indeed. There are few greater pleasures than breakfast meat mixed with leftover meat mixed with eggs and some chee, thrown in a tort and drizzled with hot sauce. 

Deep fried been and cheese quesadilla. Ranch and sriracha "sauce" on top. Subway cup consists of a coke and raspberry cider mixture. (Yeah, I'm a bitch, whatever.)

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Deep fried been and cheese quesadilla. Ranch and sriracha "sauce" on top. Subway cup consists of a coke and raspberry cider mixture. (Yeah, I'm a bitch, whatever.)

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I feel like I wandered into Vic’s friends thread by mistake.

19 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Remnants of last nights fajitas chopped up with scrambled eggs with some sharp cheddar and some swine.
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This is good but needs 2x more on plate.

On 5/21/2019 at 8:52 PM, elfenix said:

Dollar dogs hot?
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How about that...

20 hours ago, ztejas said:

Subway cup consists of a coke and raspberry cider mixture.

 

How the hell did you even stumble upon this concoction?  That's something a chick would drink in high school.  Did you put ice in it too?  Good god man

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