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  • ChickenSandwich
    ChickenSandwich

    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

  • Steel Shank
    Steel Shank

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Ahhh, canned chili in the Mac n cheese. Barracks gourmet!

Irish, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm starting to think you're really starting to get the hang of this "lifestyle" and digging the shit out of it. Is that correct?
I'm thinking you've crossed the bridge and into the light.
Welcome.
Bask in the the glorious light.
Breathe deep.
Let the love flow.
 

The love flows as thick as the viscous blood through my cholesterol-clogged veins. It’s an honor to be recognized by The Godfather. A humble tribute
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New name, same game  shots fired...

Big Mac Extreme Derka Dog

Frozen meat balls, American and parm cheese. 

Thousand island, Whataburger spicy ketchup, French’s Mustard. 

Funyuns and Cheetos 

Topped with Louisiana Hot sauce and served with a side of Liberty and Justice. Come at me bro

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*ambulance not pictured. 

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8 hours ago, irishtexan said:


The love flows as thick as the viscous blood through my cholesterol-clogged veins. It’s an honor to be recognized by The Godfather. A humble tribute
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I got one word for you: Charmin Ultra Soft (mega roll)

 

It's what I use.

I got one word for you: Charmin Ultra Soft (mega roll)

 

It's what I use.

Bought a $25 bidet you can attach to your shitter. It’s a game changer. I was skeptical at first. Can’t go back now. Nothing better than being confident in the cleanliness of your turd cutter

5 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

New name, same game  shots fired...

Big Mac Extreme Derka Dog

Frozen meat balls, American and parm cheese. 

Thousand island, Whataburger spicy ketchup, French’s Mustard. 

Funyuns and Cheetos 

Topped with Louisiana Hot sauce and served with a side of Liberty and Justice. Come at me bro

deNquhR.jpg

 

 

*ambulance not pictured. 

Nice plate princess

10 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Can't see shit, you ol' no picture posting ugly ass mofo.

Seems to be the case with about ⅔ of the pics on the surl.  Starting to get pretty old 

17 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

New name, same game  shots fired...

Big Mac Extreme Derka Dog

Frozen meat balls, American and parm cheese. 

Thousand island, Whataburger spicy ketchup, French’s Mustard. 

Funyuns and Cheetos 

Topped with Louisiana Hot sauce and served with a side of Liberty and Justice. Come at me bro

deNquhR.jpg

 

 

*ambulance not pictured. 

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test pic

It passed the test.  Fancy marble and square plate actually make it better in this instance IMO.

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1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

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Username does not check out.

Got down on a grilled cheese and some piquins late last night, don't go to bed hungry is the saying. 3d61171fdcd6fbb29226413d14da3072.jpg

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I must know where I can get pickled piquins!
19 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

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test pic

Did you go Funyon and Cheeto on the same sandwich? I'm trying to estimate the amount of high I would have to be to throw something like that down and still think it a good idea.

And I feel bad for that last meatball... it looks like it just missed the school bus. 

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That's the bonus meatball. Like the extra fries in the bottom of the McDonald's bag.

Bonus meatball is best meatball.  It's like all the brisket that you eat while slicing it for the crowd.  THEN you make a full plate of cue on top of that.  Cutting board brisket is best brisket.

Bonus meatball is best meatball.  It's like all the brisket that you eat while slicing it for the crowd.  THEN you make a full plate of cue on top of that.  Cutting board brisket is best brisket.
I have to threaten to cut a motherfucker for snagging all the board brisket while I'm slicing. I'm the cook and the butcher, that's my prima nocta.

My first time posting in this thread.  Does this belong here?

Dinner last night:

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I know, fancy bread, but that's what happens with Mrs. Sola (no pics) doing the grocery shopping.

1 hour ago, solamente73 said:

My first time posting in this thread.  Does this belong here?

Dinner last night:

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I know, fancy bread, but that's what happens with Mrs. Sola (no pics) doing the grocery shopping.

Needs a slice of bologna.

On 4/14/2018 at 10:47 AM, solamente73 said:

Does this belong here?

 

....

 Mrs. Sola (no pics) 

Nope, doesn't belong here

Bring up your wife, post pics of her tits. Longhorn Internet Law #1, as old as time....

guess i'll add a little class to this thread. you heathens
 
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Is that there some of that shabliss wine? Well, FANCY.
1 hour ago, Errestaurants said:

guess i'll add a little class to this thread. you heathens

 

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No, Mr. Fancy Stem Glass

3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I missed you guys

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meyers jap-cheddar not going away

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Was drink and cooked some wieners Over the fire it while doing yaendowrk
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On 4/8/2018 at 11:56 AM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I don’t have pics, but last night I ate Chef Boyardee ravioli, on saltine crackers.  With hot sauce.  Yes I was desperate and will dwell in the depths of despair hereafter, but that was some tasty shit.  

Couple of weeks ago I opened up a previously lost can of Chef Boyardee ravioli that had an expiration date of 2014 on it.

Still good, no stomach AIDS.

8 hours ago, deft said:

Was drink and cooked some wieners Over the fire it while doing yaendowrk
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The story (and the bear plate) take this to the next level.

9 hours ago, deft said:

Was Am drink and cooked some wieners Over the fire it while doing yaendowrk

fixed

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You are the drink, deft!
15 hours ago, deft said:

Was drink and cooked some wieners Over the fire it while doing yaendowrk
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Did any of that yaendowrk include the meower or any otter scharep bojects?  If so, hwo many figners do yuo heav letf?

try Koop's.

here's a little ditty I call 'crockpot bbq pork butt and sausage surprise.  in a double-hull boat'

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You only want to get your hands on that vessel so you can study it and develop something with an even more formidable hull.

Brisket must maintain kitchen superiority with his armada of paper boats at all costs.

try Koop's.
here's a little ditty I call 'crockpot bbq pork butt and sausage surprise.  in a double-hull boat'
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You just had a Crown and Anchor burger and a pitcher of beer. How the fuck are you eating again?

was brunch a couple days ago.  took me that long to get around to posting.

btw, so far, so good with tinypic

6 hours ago, wd40 said:

crockpot bbq pork butt and sausage surprise

I tried that on a gf once. Suffice it to say, she was indeed surprised and not at all happy.

yeah, bbq sauce doesn't make for very good lube.  especially Rudy's.

But the surprise!

Sardines and chopsticks? Have our fingers betrayed us?

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