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I thought this belonged here. Apparently the middle is fried goose liver.

 

Is that a gold Royal Oak?  If so, decidedly not Shank Thread approved

hashbrown sandwich= Shank

Foie Gras sandwich =/= Shank

 

Still would obviously. 

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

I thought this belonged here. Apparently the middle is fried goose liver.

 

That's exactly how I salt all my food.

Salt Bae is still a thing? People haven't gotten tired of that bit yet?

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

Salt Bae is still a thing? People haven't gotten tired of that bit yet?

JFC this.  You want a reality show.  I want this guy below, to take that goofy Saltbae guys knife and stab him in the dick.....then slowly turn towards the camera....and say....

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Leftover Manwich makes good naoches. Cheddar + cotija + japs makes it a tasty meal.

Please excuse the fancy plate. We ran out of paper ones last night and haven't been to the store since then. ca908a2b7d973e58e4b1133dd7052b8b.jpg

47 minutes ago, Whatever said:

Leftover Manwich makes good naoches. Cheddar + cotija + japs makes it a tasty meal.

Please excuse the fancy plate. We ran out of paper ones last night and haven't been to the store since then. ca908a2b7d973e58e4b1133dd7052b8b.jpg

Fancy plate, fancy table. 

 

The only way you could salvage this is by eating it with a comb, Klobuchar-style. 

On 6/10/2019 at 8:16 AM, Steel Shank said:

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One picture of that masterpiece is just not enough.

What is this leftover Manwich you speak of?  I've never known such a thing to exist.

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Hut’s nostalgia thread had me hankerin’ for a large DH, some cheese tots and a cold lone star from Dirty’s

3 hours ago, irishtexan said:

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Hut’s nostalgia thread had me hankerin’ for a large DH, some cheese tots and a cold lone star from Dirty’s

You missed GOLL and me by a day.  We sat at the bar at Dirty's yesterday.  Just went classic cheeseburger, though -- he got fries, I got rings.  But yeah, the Hut's issue inspired us as well.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

You missed GOLL and me by a day.  We sat at the bar at Dirty's yesterday.  Just went classic cheeseburger, though -- he got fries, I got rings.  But yeah, the Hut's issue inspired us as well.

 

It inspired you to go... somewhere other than Hut's.

And I guess that's probably all that needs to be said at this point. /thread :)

What is this leftover Manwich you speak of?  I've never known such a thing to exist.
Yeah man, we usually make about 3 lbs of it so we can have leftovers. We do the same with taco meat, pasta, meatloaf, etc.
 
It inspired you to go... somewhere other than Hut's.
And I guess that's probably all that needs to be said at this point. /thread [emoji4]

What inspired me to go somewhere other than Huts was the line out the door of Huts.
Yeah man, we usually make about 3 lbs of it so we can have leftovers. We do the same with taco meat, pasta, meatloaf, etc.


Right. You make enough for leftovers on purpose so you can either eat it again or turn it into a Steel Shank thread submission meal.
42 minutes ago, PantsTent said:

 


Right. You make enough for leftovers on purpose so you can either eat it again or turn it into a Steel Shank thread submission meal.

 

Forward thinking.



Right. You make enough for leftovers on purpose so you can either eat it again or turn it into a Steel Shank thread submission meal.
If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right.
2 hours ago, Whatever said:
On 6/12/2019 at 8:41 AM, baboso said:
What is this leftover Manwich you speak of?  I've never known such a thing to exist.

Yeah man, we usually make about 3 lbs of it so we can have leftovers. We do the same with taco meat, pasta, meatloaf, etc.

Correct.

2 hours ago, PantsTent said:

 


Right. You make enough for leftovers on purpose so you can either eat it again or turn it into a Steel Shank thread submission meal.

 

This is the truest statement ever submitted to the TOS/Surly for consideration. Well, other than “fuck off, aggy” and “ou sux.”

Fancy plate, fancy table. 
 
The only way you could salvage this is by eating it with a comb, Klobuchar-style. 
Show me your setup, fancy California boy.

A little biased but huts sucked and mikes pub will always be missed.

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I call this “enchilada nachos”

Beer not pictured but must be assumed.

i bet your farts have been incredible this afternoon

8 hours ago, huge said:

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I call this “enchilada nachos”

Beer not pictured but must be assumed.

Enchilachos

You must have run out of cheese at your casa

So thought about starting a new topic but need Surly advice. I am thinking of weird stuff you eat regularly. Not the drunken madness on Steel. 

Mine is buttermilk and saltine crackers in a glass and eat with a spoon. Dad showed me that and still love to this day. 

Wife does canned pear halves with mayo. 

 

Whats your weird stuff?

It would have cost you $0.00 to not post that.

18 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

So thought about starting a new topic but need Surly advice. I am thinking of weird stuff you eat regularly. Not the drunken madness on Steel. 

Mine is buttermilk and saltine crackers in a glass and eat with a spoon. Dad showed me that and still love to this day. 

Wife does canned pear halves with mayo. 

 

Whats your weird stuff?

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I'm down for a "weird stuff that sounds good" thread but fuck all that shit he's talking about

2 hours ago, Shaddie said:

So thought about starting a new topic but need Surly advice. I am thinking of weird stuff you eat regularly. Not the drunken madness on Steel. 

Mine is buttermilk and saltine crackers in a glass and eat with a spoon. Dad showed me that and still love to this day. 

Wife does canned pear halves with mayo. 

 

Whats your weird stuff?

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This on white bread with Miracle Whip and a slice of American Cheese

 

 

8 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

How about "Shit That Sucks"?

Don’t we already have an OU thread?

On 6/16/2019 at 1:05 PM, huge said:

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I call this “enchilada nachos”

Beer not pictured but must be assumed.

Assuming Maudie's, because I think I could recognize a Maudie's cheese enchilada from space. 

Plate is too nice, but how about mett for breakfast: raw pork spread and onions on bread. A lot like parissa - it’s as close to a Shank breakfast as I think I’ll find in berlin.

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No wonder my ancestor fled Germany..... and he wasn’t Jewish either.

Someone pass brisket the grey poupon

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