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Brisket, I think I'd skip breakfast and double up at lunch.

Well, I kinda did double up at lunch. Got my meal, plus a wurst.

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And refreshment, of course.
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10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Plate is too nice, but how about mett for breakfast: raw pork spread and onions on bread. A lot like parissa - it’s as close to a Shank breakfast as I think I’ll find in berlin.

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Looks like they forgot to cook your hamburger.

On 6/23/2019 at 1:34 AM, Brisketexan said:

Plate is too nice, but how about mett for breakfast: raw pork spread and onions on bread. A lot like parissa - it’s as close to a Shank breakfast as I think I’ll find in berlin.

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Even Duck of Death thinks that pork is undercooked.

DoD might microwave that for 30 seconds

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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Pig, cooked a bit more. A one kilo shank.

lol

"kilo"

3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

It seems you're having quite the gay affair whilst on your travels, gentle eater.

It’s the gay 90s, the roaring twenties, and some other decade all rolled into one eurobonanza.

And, I mean, I could also totally hook up with a dude, because the euros are down with that.

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And, I mean, I could also totally hook up with a dude, because the euros are down with that.

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You are gripping the edge of that Tostito ever so delicately. It's almost as if the chip is suspended in space, transiting across the torrid face of The Sun.

Stunning composition.

 

 

On 6/23/2019 at 11:56 AM, Brisketexan said:



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That sausage bun works on the same principle as dating a woman with small hands. 

Tater salad.

And, been Norwegian road trippin’.

Bacon wrapped hot dogs - they’re magical, and they’re everywhere.

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And sliced dried sausage for the ferry ride.

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21 hours ago, smuggs said:

You are gripping the edge of that Tostito ever so delicately. It's almost as if the chip is suspended in space, transiting across the torrid face of The Sun.

Stunning composition.

 

 

 

19 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

That's the look I was trying to capture.

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On 6/26/2019 at 9:22 PM, Steel Shank said:

Cold taco meat with pico de gallo.
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I am inspired.  I have some leftover taco meat in the fridge that needs to be finished up this weekend but no pico.  Alas, I do have a can of habanero Rotel tomatoes that should do the trick.

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7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I never paid much attention to the expiration dates on canned goods until a few weeks ago, I was making some cobbler and grabbed a can of peaches from the pantry to add to the fresh ones I had.  When I opened it it looked a little off, sort of pale and grayish.  Took a small taste and damn, it was nasty.  Checked the can and they expired in 2014.  Glad I found out before I dumped it in the bowl.   

I can see canned fruit being an issue, but Chef Boyardee products are immune to the sensitivities of time and other man-made constructs.

yeah, if they went bad how could you even tell?

23 minutes ago, huge said:

yeah, if they went bad how could you even tell?

well your asshole would tell you for sure

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Who was the guy who found a 17 year old can of Wolf brand chili in a backpack in his closet?   Can’t remember if he ate it.

Wife is out of town this weekend, so I’m introducing the kiddo to a few of my childhood faves. Up first: the Chef Boyardee pizza kit in a box. Slams just as hard as I remembered, and ‘twas just as good (if not better) straight outta the fridge for breakfast.

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Didn’t get a pic, but while roaming Oslo today, the boy took it upon himself to go into a Norwegian 7-11 and get a freaking Norwegian burrito.

A couple of hours later, he ran into a Norwegian Burger King to release that burrito.

Some things are the same everywhere you go.

Some things are the same everywhere you go.

16 yr old boys still make dumbass decisions?
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


16 yr old boys still make dumbass decisions?

That and 7-11 burrito sharts.

May not be quite shank quality, but it got the job done. Costco tacos - cheese and bacon egg bites, goolsby sausage patties, sour cream (a bit too much), herdez, and shitty tortillas from a ziploc found in the cabinet.

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1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

*your mom and me

would it not be your mom and myself?

*your mom and whom

12 hours ago, bigcigar said:

May not be quite shank quality, but it got the job done. Costco tacos - cheese and bacon egg bites, goolsby sausage patties, sour cream (a bit too much), herdez, and shitty tortillas from a ziploc found in the cabinet.

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That Herdez is fucking awesomesauce.

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