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  • ChickenSandwich
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    Apologizes for plates, paper could not take the girth.    Made chili.Flour tortillas from Monterey Time for a Frito burrito.    Cheese under chili   

  • Worked at the ranch today with Dad, he turned 87 last Sunday and was mad at me because I would not let him run the chainsaw. Since we went into town early today for some fencing we didn’t feel like d

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Thinly shaved roast beef, egg, cheddar with unevenly distributed LA hot sauce @Onboard 2.0 on grilled sourdough.

 

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Pork chop sandwich. Provolone, dijon, siracha. (needed a cold beer but I'm sober right now)

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Pork chop sandwich. Provolone, dijon, siracha. (needed a cold beer but I'm sober right now)

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Needed a paper plate as well.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Needed a paper plate as well.

I know I know... deduct points as needed. 

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On 8/4/2019 at 9:08 AM, Steel Shank said:

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At first I wondered, is there even a hot dog in there?  Then I thought, who the fuck even cares?

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

At first I wondered, is there even a hot dog in there?  Then I thought, who the fuck even cares?

Picodillo con huevo.

Monday is lazy day. No energy for naoch but if you put the ingredients on a plate you can dip chips in there and profit. 88d58819251a2f69651c09f56b7541e5.jpg872d5a589ca87e98ab38531d58e49479.jpg9e9a02cc04c556f8b39cb6f69ed8ffab.jpg653bef69d2f78806a68957892edc0229.jpg704d16593cccfbe8dcce765edc9fb13b.jpg0a666c50d96a32d80421ada01f446d9a.jpg

Mt. Olive japs? You got something against San Marcos?

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Mt. Olive japs? You got something against San Marcos?
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Not at all. I grew up on San Marcos japs. Mt. Olive just sells them in larger quantities.

Fuck the chips, fold that plate up and shovel that goodness into my mouth. 

Congratulations, you just invented the chimichanga!

there's nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing nothing but a table

8 hours ago, elfenix said:

there's nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing nothing but a table

bread bowl, george!

Point of order, I need a ruling. I am of the fervent opinion that chili dogs basically need to be Wolf brand chili. Hormel or whatever will suffice but wolf brand is the standard. I had a friend recently make chili dogs and made a homemade ground meat chili that lacked the essential gravy that comes from canned gravy. What say the Surl?

In college, 7-11 had two dogs for 99 cents, all the 7-11 chili and cheese sauce you wanted included. I’d put the hot dogs on top of the box, fill the box with a pint of runny chili and cheese, pay my buck, then dip my dogs in a huge bowl of chili and cheese, and eat what was left with a spoon. For a buck.
I’m not saying it was good. I’m saying it cost a buck.

now that's the kind of outside the box thinking that this country was built on

In college, 7-11 had two dogs for 99 cents, all the 7-11 chili and cheese sauce you wanted included. I’d put the hot dogs on top of the box, fill the box with a pint of runny chili and cheese, pay my buck, then dip my dogs in a huge bowl of chili and cheese, and eat what was left with a spoon. For a buck.
I’m not saying it was good. I’m saying it cost a buck.
My best friend worked at 7-11 by campus, on MLK I think. Still can't believe we didn't get him fired, it wasn't for lack of trying. No way we could get away with any of that now

Team Wolf Brand

1 hour ago, NateHitch said:
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:
In college, 7-11 had two dogs for 99 cents, all the 7-11 chili and cheese sauce you wanted included. I’d put the hot dogs on top of the box, fill the box with a pint of runny chili and cheese, pay my buck, then dip my dogs in a huge bowl of chili and cheese, and eat what was left with a spoon. For a buck.
I’m not saying it was good. I’m saying it cost a buck.

My best friend worked at 7-11 by campus, on MLK I think. Still can't believe we didn't get him fired, it wasn't for lack of trying. No way we could get away with any of that now

was he from Nac? 

9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

In college, 7-11 had two dogs for 99 cents, all the 7-11 chili and cheese sauce you wanted included. I’d put the hot dogs on top of the box, fill the box with a pint of runny chili and cheese, pay my buck, then dip my dogs in a huge bowl of chili and cheese, and eat what was left with a spoon. For a buck.
I’m not saying it was good. I’m saying it cost a buck.

That's called winning.

20 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

That's called winning.

L-I-V-I-N

Nice dice on those onions.

39 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

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Lacks a certain runnyness I have come to expect from a Shank post.

 

Still would

Steel Shank in Technicolor

Going through some old photos that my folks had. This one is from around ‘91...first one of my buddies (a couple years older than me) was getting married. A bunch of us came into town for a bachelor party. But we were still poor college students. So we crashed at my folks’ house. Mom snapped this pic at breakfast (I zoomed in on this part)...I’m not sure if we’d treated the house with proper dignity and respect....

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...but we DID go through some cold Bud Light.

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Mixing the Fritos and potato salad was a win.  Frito Salad if you will.

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*naoch.  Visually unappealing, or at least not very photogenic.  I would still smash.

Needed a pork chop fix. With baked potatoes and corn because two starches is barely enough. That’s Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce.

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18 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Needed a pork chop fix. With baked potatoes and corn because two starches is barely enough. That’s Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce.

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Pro Tip: Slap that between 2 pieces of bread. Pork chop sammich!

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Fridge clean out. Wolf brand chili, beef rib bits, slices of hatch cheddar cheese, Valentina.

 

“ojos de oso loco”

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