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13 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Sometimes a man just needs some homemade  biscuits and gravy.

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Yes.  Yes a man do.  

Is it required by law that everyone has to have those style of plates? 

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Yeah, I'm not sure when the "corelle" craze was, but I inherited a whole big set of that shit from my parents.  

I know we got a set as a wedding present 35+ years ago, plus got some of the MIL's when she passed.  It just seems a lot of posters here and TOS had them whenever I saw food pics. 

1 hour ago, DallasHorn26 said:

My Mom had these too.

yeah I noticed them when I was leaving. 

I still buy new Corelle today. They do now come in less '70s patterns. The reason you all still have them is they're incredibly durable.

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Yesterday was Tuesday.  Tuesday special at Popeyes is 2 pieces for a buck-fifty,  which means 4 pieces and a side for a little over $4.  That means 2 extra pieces of spicy left for breakfast at work today.

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1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

which means 4 pieces and a side for a little over $4.  That means 2 extra pieces of spicy left for breakfast at work today.

You bought four pieces of chicken and had leftovers? Negged.

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1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

You bought four pieces of chicken and had leftovers? Negged.

I also bought a spicy chicken sandwich, because it was there.  So I had the sandwich, and 2 pieces of chicken.  Plus breakfast.  And for complete transparency, because this was Popeyes on Montopolis, I ordered and paid for a spicy chicken sandwich and a 2 piece special.  Like $7.00.  Then walking to the truck I noticed the box was kinda heavy.  I opened it up and there were FOUR pieces of chicken!  Next time, I probably get shorted. 

2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I also bought a spicy chicken sandwich, because it was there.  So I had the sandwich, and 2 pieces of chicken.  Plus breakfast.  And for complete transparency, because this was Popeyes on Montopolis, I ordered and paid for a spicy chicken sandwich and a 2 piece special.  Like $7.00.  Then walking to the truck I noticed the box was kinda heavy.  I opened it up and there were FOUR pieces of chicken!  Next time, I probably get shorted. 

From EDSBS:

You place an order. At most other restaurants, you would wait for the food. This is not the case at Popeyes. The order, having been placed into their system, is now reviewed by a central computer housed somewhere above flood level in the New Orleans suburbs. It’s probably in Metairie. Metairie feels like the right place to put a giant supercomputer dedicated to rectifying incorrectly arranged fried chicken orders.

No, the food is then rearranged into the proper order for you by the AlTron 4800, and beamed back to the restaurant for packaging. You ordered a two-piece spicy with red beans and rice? No, you got a three piece mild with green beans. There are two biscuits in the bag. Why? Because the AlTron 4800 knew you were a little weak in terms of gut flora, and that you needed some easy chicken work to go with that necessary vegetable matter. The lack of red beans and rice is to teach you humility; the extra biscuit is to remind you that blessings, while random and surprising, are real. God might not respond, but he doesn’t cheat you. Neither does Popeyes.

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3 hours ago, Underdog said:

How was the sandwich? 

Great.  Third one I’ve had and they’ve been pretty consistent.  It’s minimalist, spicy chicken, sauce and pickles.  Better than Chik fil a, as far as a sandwich goes.  

The fine folks at Air Canada decided that the boy and I needed a really late layover in Toronto due to big delays. They said “fuck you, team Brisket.”

But team Brisket said “ha...go ahead and throw me in that briar patch...”

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Some Timbits and coffee, and we’re ready for the next leg.

 

I was in banff/canmore with the fam a couple weeks ago.  went to tim horton’s thinking it would do for an easy canadian lunch.  big time rookie mistake.  possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever had in my life.  my brother did say the coffee wasn’t bad. 

I was in banff/canmore with the fam a couple weeks ago.  went to tim horton’s thinking it would do for an easy canadian lunch.  big time rookie mistake.  possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever had in my life.  my brother did say the coffee wasn’t bad. 

Yeah...stick with the coffee and donuts. Their basic breakfast sammiches are also fine - nothing special, but fine.
But...the boy freaking loves the place.

Tim Horton combo meal comes with a black coffee and a pack of smokes.

19 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Tim Horton combo meal comes with a black coffee and a pack of smokes.

no wonder that chick shit on the floor. 

Please put your hands together and give a warm Surly welcome to taco meat, Kraft singles and hot sauce.....435cf6fc7f7af922bd9d1228de92d5c2.jpg

and they say sometimes you just have to laugh...

6 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Please put your hands together and give a warm Surly welcome to taco meat, Kraft singles and hot sauce.....435cf6fc7f7af922bd9d1228de92d5c2.jpg

I have those bowls.  they are absolute shit. 

11 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Some fried burrito with sriracha action at my desk.  One down, one to go.

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Isn't that called a chimichanga?  Or are you trying to impress upon us that you did the frying?

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Just now, Wiler77 said:

Isn't that called a chimichanga?  Or are you trying to impress upon us that you did the frying?

If it comes from a gas station, like this one did, it's a fried burrito.  At a restaurant they'd call it a chimichanga.

7 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

If it comes from a gas station, like this one did, it's a fried burrito.  At a restaurant they'd call it a chimichanga.

This is like during a Fox NFL broadcast, during a replay review, they go to Mike Periera in the studio and he gives the definitions and pertinent facts of the rule being reviewed. 

Thank you for the clarification.

On 8/27/2019 at 7:32 PM, futureman said:

I have those bowls.  they are absolute shit. 

its not about the bowl.

On ‎8‎/‎27‎/‎2019 at 8:32 PM, futureman said:

I have those bowls.  they are absolute shit. 

STFU.  Shank sets the standard only mere mortals can't even comprehend. 

2 hours ago, Orange&White said:

This is like during a Fox NFL broadcast, during a replay review, they go to Mike Periera in the studio and he gives the definitions and pertinent facts of the rule being reviewed. 

Thank you for the clarification.

And the call on the field is confirmed.

And working through lunch...does 7-11 have a new jalapeño cheddar big bite? Yes. Yes they do.

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Brisket looks in midseason form.

Stay focused, kid, and you just might make it big some day.

You, too, judgey-wudgey.

And, I got to eat it in the truck, while the boy drives us to the ranch we’re hunting in concho county. Sipping on my iced tea, letting him give me some details on the new girl he’s starting to go out with, his baseball team’s chances this season....you know, the fucking good stuff.

Snack while watching Cobra Kai.

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On 8/29/2019 at 10:05 PM, Brisketexan said:

Worked late. Needed a little desk snack.

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Please tell me there was a halfmoon of red rind cheddar cheese just off camera.

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I know that is a spaghetti spoon in the right hand corner, but I secretly hoped it was a random circular saw blade

3 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Those poppers lol great. I have a hard time not scorching the bacon on mine. 

Fire is too hot.  Slow down, don’t rush the job. 

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