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33 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Slow down, don’t rush the job. 

that’s what she said

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4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


You bacon wrap your dick?
NTTAWWT

It's the only way to get your fat wife to suck it

It's the only way to get your fat wife to suck it

Oh yeah??? Well....[pause while Brisket goes out and buys bacon]....your momma’s ugly!
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That my friends is a fried bologna sammich topped w a Earl Cambell hotlink w a side of HEB chips. It was amazing cc696c8daf3ffcde890a1e8aa6fc37da.jpg8228850254f4677737b545e6e19ef6c6.jpg

8 hours ago, futureman said:

that’s what she said

We should leave the mothers out of this. 

Yeah dummy, he won the heisman just like Ricky Willums

20 hours ago, Capt said:

That my friends is a fried bologna sammich topped w a Earl Cambell hotlink w a side of HEB chips. It was amazing 8228850254f4677737b545e6e19ef6c6.jpg

Thujone, pick up with white courtesy phone. Thujone.

On 9/15/2019 at 5:22 PM, Capt said:

That my friends is a fried bologna sammich topped w a Earl Cambell hotlink w a side of HEB chips. It was amazing cc696c8daf3ffcde890a1e8aa6fc37da.jpg8228850254f4677737b545e6e19ef6c6.jpg

Y'all know where I stand on wiener sandwiches.

Thanks for picking up on the culinary design Cumsteen

 

 

Late supper while watching "The History of Country Music" . Copious amounts of black pepper and Louisiana are inside this burger. b2df5cd2bb5eba7788e2742ea5c07675.jpg

Probably gonna get dragged over the coals here but trying to make a respectable entry in the 2019 body transformation thread via keto. Love me some Big Macs so I present: Big Mac salad.

 

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Forgot u til after picture to add fresh diced white onion.

 

14 hours ago, deft said:

Probably gonna get dragged over the coals here but trying to make a respectable entry in the 2019 body transformation thread via keto. Love me some Big Macs so I present: Big Mac salad.

 

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Forgot u til after picture to add fresh diced white onion.

 

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Valid response. But it was delicious. And I’m down 9 pounds in two weeks.

On 8/15/2019 at 10:06 PM, Etexhorn13 said:

Point of order, I need a ruling. I am of the fervent opinion that chili dogs basically need to be Wolf brand chili. Hormel or whatever will suffice but wolf brand is the standard. I had a friend recently make chili dogs and made a homemade ground meat chili that lacked the essential gravy that comes from canned gravy. What say the Surl?

agreed

On 9/15/2019 at 10:34 AM, Brisketexan said:


You bacon wrap your dick?
NTTAWWT

So that's Vic's secret to picking up chicks

 

I present deluxe smoked tater-tots, smoked on the Traeger for about a hour total. Tots, mushrooms (turn into delicious smoke bites), black beans, chili, cheese, tomatoes, cilantro and fresh jalapeños. Pretty damn tasty. b748e7f092752ea5798c1cb00f1c6496.jpg0c646c2d476f0052e3a8215764cb6cf2.jpg


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20 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

That looks awful high falutin.

What part? Lol.   Did the cilantro throw that overboard for you?   

That looks awful high falutin.
Points for creativity though. I personally have never heard of smoked tots.

The garnish really sets it apart from your plain old runfothemill meatball taco.

The garnish really sets it apart from your plain old runfothemill meatball taco.

I know right? I think it makes it special. Also - it’s on a pita!

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3 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I present deluxe smoked tater-tots, smoked on the Traeger for about a hour total. Tots, mushrooms (turn into delicious smoke bites), black beans, chili, cheese, tomatoes, cilantro and fresh jalapeños. Pretty damn tasty. b748e7f092752ea5798c1cb00f1c6496.jpg0c646c2d476f0052e3a8215764cb6cf2.jpg


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Those look like those Magic Eye posters

"95% fat free hot dog chili sauce" i won't judge on this thread, but what the fuck is that about.

5 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

So that's Vic's secret to picking up chicks

 

I don't think the chicks he picks up require a secret.

2 minutes ago, PhillyD said:

I don't think the chicks he picks up require a secret.

nor can they shop at Victoria's 

46 minutes ago, millhouse said:

"95% fat free hot dog chili sauce" i won't judge on this thread, but what the fuck is that about.

It’s the only chili type substance I found left in the pantry....   This was a clean out the fridge and pantry meal.   Btw if you have never had a smoked tater-tot you are missing out.

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9 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

It’s the only chili type substance I found left in the pantry....   This was a clean out the fridge and pantry meal.   

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Improvisation with ingredients on-hand at the moment...that’s what this thread is all about (even though every man should have at least one can of Wolf Brand-No Beans in the pantry at all times.)

 

 

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6 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I present deluxe smoked tater-tots, smoked on the Traeger for about a hour total. Tots, mushrooms (turn into delicious smoke bites), black beans, chili, cheese, tomatoes, cilantro and fresh jalapeños. Pretty damn tasty. b748e7f092752ea5798c1cb00f1c6496.jpg0c646c2d476f0052e3a8215764cb6cf2.jpg


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This is fucking glorious. Theres a place not too far from me that does totchos, but not at this level

4 hours ago, millhouse said:

"95% fat free hot dog chili sauce" i won't judge on this thread, but what the fuck is that about.

It's scientifically formulated to replace the 5% fat the hot dog is missing.

10 hours ago, !!!HOTDOGS!!! said:

This is fucking glorious. Theres a place not too far from me that does totchos, but not at this level

Pluckers?

Might just be the best damn eggs I’ve ever cooked.
Love it when we have fajitas for dinner.
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Needs another slice of toast and more bacon.

Grilled Ham, turkey breast, and bacon.
Slammed and went hard as fuck.
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On 9/20/2019 at 9:59 PM, Gardner Barnes said:


I know right? I think it makes it special. Also - it’s on a pita!

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missed this episode.  is that an enema reference?

Do you like tacos?  Do you like nachos?  Do you like frozen convenience foods?  Do you like all of those things when they come from a convenience store/gas station?

Then have I got a concoction for you -- 7-11 mini tacos covered with hot dog cheese sauce and pico.

 

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Oh, and when the Nobel committee calls, tell 'em I'm busy and to call back later.  Don't want to come across like I want it or anything.

43 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Do you like tacos?  Do you like nachos?  Do you like frozen convenience foods?  Do you like all of those things when they come from a convenience store/gas station?

 

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This thread looks way too fancy. 

 
 

 



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For the first time in my life I can type the words, "Brisket, that shit looks horrible."

For the first time in my life I can type the words, "Brisket, that shit looks horrible."



Same here but finish it with “. . . And I would eat the ever loving shit out of that!”
Probably gonna get dragged over the coals here but trying to make a respectable entry in the 2019 body transformation thread via keto. Love me some Big Macs so I present: Big Mac salad.
 
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Forgot u til after picture to add fresh diced white onion.
 

Nope.

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